Disclaimer: I do not own Transformers, only my OCs used in this book.

I promised you all gangnam style, but I'm sorry to say I couldn't write it. So instead, I invite you to look up PSY - GANGNAM STYLE (강남스타일) ft. TRANSFORMERS on youtube instead. Millions of times better then I could ever dream of writing.I thank my friend from creative writing for this idea. Our teacher calls us the "Sad, depressed group" XD And she has forever banned us from writing anything that has to with a parody of a Christmas Carol. I kid you not, this is what happened:

Me: Who wants to hear my version of Jingle Bells? It's about running through bloody fields chopping zombie heads off!

Wyatt: I wrote about eating Santa to the tune of "Up on the Rooftop!"

Haley and Cierra: We wrote about a rabid raccoon eating a toddler to Frosty the Snowman!

Shelby: *crazed grin directed towards me* I wrote about you in the Hunger Games murdering Katniss to the tune of "Jolly Old Saint Nicholas!"

Me: Oh yes, that would defiantly happen. *crazy cackle*

Teacher: ... None of you let the office get those papers, I don't want to be dragged to an Asylum with you all...

Us: *grins* No promises!

OC in this chapter; Shadow Stalker, Trapjaw

Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own The Chronicles of Narnia. Because if I did, a lot of people would die in horrendous ways, and the wolves would be good.

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(Rec. Room, 7:30)

Shadow Stalker peacefully lay splayed out across the Rec. Room, watching The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe. She had just gotten to the part where the White Witch was about to kill the noble lion, Aslan instead of Edmund.

"Dude! Kill the glitch! You're like twice her twig-like size! For Primus's sake lion! SHE'S GOT ICICLES HANGING FROM HER NOSE!" Shadow screeched at the TV, shooting up and cussing in a variety of languages at it.

"Uh, Shadow Stalker? What are you doing..?" Sideswipe asked, coming up from behind the seething femme.

"Watch," Shadow bluntly instructed, pointing at the TV as the White Witch stabbed Aslan and he let out a final roar.

"What?! Why didn't he just kill her? He's like twice her fragging size!" Sideswipe yelled, plopping down next to the Femme Commander on the floor.

"I slagging know right?" Shadow growled, crossing her servos over her chest with a scowl.

"Catch me up to speed?" Sideswipe asked, glancing up at the primarily black femme.

Shadow sighed, picked up the remote, and hit the menu button. She browsed through the menu, before hitting 'play from beginning' while Sideswipe watched with an arched optic ridge.

"Watch, and you'll be caught up to speed," Shadow stated, resuming her position of being splayed over the entire length of the couch. Sideswipe looked up, crawled to the middle of the couch, and sat down on Shadow's mid section like a child.

Shadow sighed heavily, allowing the gesture of affection for the moment. "This is a brother-sister thing, got it?" she vented.

Sideswipe chirped in reply, to engrossed in the movie to reply properly.

"Brother-sister love.. Brother-sister love.." Shadow chuckled, turning her helm to watch the movie for the 18th time in two days.

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(Rec. Room, 10:30)

"Shadow Stalker?''

"...Shadow..."

"SHADOW STALKER!" Sideswipe screeched into the femme's audio antennae. Said femme jolted awake, flailing as she sent both herself and Sideswipe to the floor.

"Really?" Shadow growled, smacking Sideswipe alongside the helm lightly, "Femme was enjoying her recharge!"

"Femme needs to help me find a wardrobe," Sideswipe retorted, sniffling as he rubbed the side of his helm.

Shadow narrowed her optics, shaking her helm. "We are NOT."

Sideswipe gave his famous puppy dog pout, and Shadow watched him for a few minutes, her optics narrowed and her lip pulled up to reveal one of her pointed denta in a slight snarl.

"Pwease?"

"..I will regret this in the future.. Fine.."

"Thank you!" Sideswipe chirped, glomping the femme as the two fell to the floor just as Trapjaw walked in.

The white wolf's jaw fell as she watched the two. "Shadow!"

Shadow shoved Sideswipe off of her, sprinting out of the room screeching "Brother-sister love! Brother-sister love!"

Sideswipe and Trapjaw exchanged looks, and Trapjaw smirked.

"You naughty mech."

"She enjoyed it!"

"I'll enjoy telling Optimus."

"Frag you, TJ, Frag you!"

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(Sideswipe and Sunstreaker's Quarters: 12:00)

Shadow Stalker was installing a exact replica of the wardrobe from the movie in a corner as Sideswipe was perched on his berth, swinging his pedes as he sipped an Energon cube.

"Is it done?"

"Not yet."

"..Now?"

"No."

"How about now?''

"The quicker you shut up the quicker I'm done."

Sideswipe frowned, and instead began humming while waiting for it to be installed. A few minutes later, he asked again.

"..Shadow?"

"..No.."

"How about-"

"I'M FRAGGING FINISHED!" She hollered, stepping back and whipping the screwdriver at Sideswipe, who ducked just in time as it lodged into the wall behind him.

"You still going to Smokescreen for anger management?"

"..No. But I might consider going again because you're making me angry," Shadow shot back with a smirk.

Sideswipe raised his hands in defense, grinning like a lunatic. "Now we need a test subject."

"You're sharing a room with the test subject, Siders," Shadow replied.

"Sunny?"

"Bingo."

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(Sideswipe and Sunstreaker's Quarters, 12:30)

Shadow was patiently waiting behind the door for their target, while Sideswipe was being Sideswipe and jumping from berth to berth boredly. Finally, the target entered the room.

"Sideswipe, what to frag are you doing?" Sunstreaker growled, crossing her servos over his chest with a huff, glaring at his Twin.

"Berth jumping, but not the kind Jazz does!" Sideswipe replied with a grin, landing on Sunstreaker's berth and plopping down. Sunstreaker's optic twitched, and he spied the opened wardrobe. He cautiously started towards it, glancing at Sideswipe constantly.

Shadow Stalker grinned, and launched at Sunstreaker, tackling him from behind as she shoved him into the wardrobe, and locked it behind him.

Sideswipe dashed over to Shadow Stalker's side, bouncing on the spot excitedly. "Are you in Narnia"' he asked innocently, his optics wide with awe.

"When I brake through this wood, I'm strangling you Sideswipe! And whoever helped you!" Sunstreaker snarled, ramming into the wood.

"By now, you should know who it usually is," Shadow Stalker scoffed, "I'm offended Sunstreaker!"

"Does this mean there isn't a Narnia?" Sideswipe asked sadly, pouting.

At that moment, a yellow fist broke through the door, and was quickly replaced with a narrowed optic. "Start. Running."

''RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!" Sideswipe and Shadow chanted, prancing away and giggling like lunatics.

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Haley gave me this idea when we shoved Wyatt into a closet during Clubs. XD Merry Christmas everyone!