This is What Heaven and Hell Would Be
(Based on Axis Power episode 18)
I don't own Hetalia or Boboiboy. All belong to their rightful owner.
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Cast:
B. Taufan: Italy Veneziano/ N. Italy
Fang: Germany
B. Gempa: Japan
B. Api: America
Ying: China
B. Air: England
Adu (Human!Adu Du): France
Tok Aba: Ancient Rome
Mentioned Mail (from Upin and Ipin, as Netherland (maybe))
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It was a beautiful afternoon. Taufan, Fang, and Gempa gathered at the park to do their homework. But, it was more like Fang and Gempa doing their homework wile Taufan was sleeping.
The Chinese boy and the half-Malaysian-half-British-with-Japanese-attitude-boy both sensed something.
"It seems they're here," said Taufan, standing up.
"Hai, I agree," said Gempa, standing up.
"Say what~?" asked Taufan who had just awoken from his sleep, with a dopey smile on his face.
Fang groaned and he saw a group of five kids at the playground a bit far from them, said five people smiling maliciously at them three.
It was Api and his gang!
Api stood on top of the jungle gym. Air sat on a swing, while Adu leaned against the set. Yaya sat at the end of slide. And Ying stood on the sandbox.
At the same time, Fang pulled out his water-pistol and Gempa unsheathed his bamboo sword slightly from its bag. Also at the same time, Taufan pulled a small while flag out from under his hat, waving wildly.
"Haha, listen to me and my total heroic voice, guys!" shouted Api as he jumped down from the jungle gym. "Ying, I choose you!"
The Chinese girl braced herself before ran toward the three boys, wielding a frying pan as her weapon. Gempa pulled his bamboo sword completely out while Taufan waved his flag even more wildly.
Ying went against Fang first. Since Ying is the fastest in the group,Fang couldn't react so fast to avoid Ying's frying pan smashed on his head.
Gempa was her next target. Since the two knew each other's weak spots, the two fought a bit longer, but after Ying swung her frying pan as hard as she could into Gempa's ribs, the half-Malaysian-half-British-with-Japanese-attitude-boy fell.
She eyed up Taufan next. The half-Malaysian-half-British stopped waving his white flag while watching his two friends get thrashed, but waved as fast as his little arms could when he saw Ying's light blue eyes staring into his soul.
"Oh no! Please don't hit me!" pleaded Taufan. "Or at least don't touch my face!"
The other members of Ying's group walked toward the fallen kids. Ying already standing in between the three. Taufan continued to wave his flag while Fang and Gempa were still defeated.
"Great, we beat them!" shouted Api.
"Stop walking!" Taufan cried. "White flag, see? White flag, white flag!"
A sound of a motorcycle machine gained the kids attention. Api's group stared at the source of the sound confusedly. Fang and Gempa pushed themselves up by their arms into sitting position to look as well.
It was none other than Tok Aba, standing on his motorcycle. He then started to sing:
Listen as I tell you what Hell would be,
To begin with, the cook would be Yaya,
The police would be Mail,
And the engineering would fall to Boboiboy,
Your lover would unfortunately be Adu,
And the salesman would be Gopal.
Tok Aba got down his motorcycle then started it up. He then rode it away from the kids.
"Tok Aba!" Taufan smiled softly.
The other seven kids were trying to put together what happened, Fang and Gempa sitting down and Api and his gang standing up.
"Hahaha!" Api nervously laughed. "... Run away!"
The five ran in their own directions.
~Taufan: HetaBoys!~
Fang and Gempa continued to do their homework, while Taufan slept again.
"Gempa, what just happened?" asked Fang. "Isn't that you grandfather?"
Gempa just shrugged. "I don't know."
Then, the Chinese boy and the half-Malaysian-half-British-with-Japanese-attitude-boy both sensed something... again.
"They're back again," said Taufan, standing up.
"Hai, I agree," said Gempa, standing up.
"Say what~?" asked Taufan who had just awoken from his sleep, with a dopey smile on his face.
Api and his gang appeared in their exact same spot as before.
"Hahaha!" Api laughed out loud. "So last time we were interrupted by our old man singing but we won't be interrupted this time! Ying, I choose you!"
The fight was exactly the same as last one. to the last one. Fang had a stinking headache and Gempa was clutching onto his ribs, both on the floor. Taufan waved his flag again.
"Please don't hit me! At least not on my vital region! They're very sensitive!"
The sound of motorcycle gained their attention once again. This time, Tok Aba sat on his motorcycle as he played his ukulele. He sang:
Now listen now as I tell you what Heaven would be~
The cook would be Gopal,
The police would be Yaya obviously,
Engineer would be Adu,
The salesman is Mail,
And of course your lover would naturally be Boboiboy! Terbaek~
Tok Aba started up his motorcycle and rode it away from the kids.
"Tok Aba!" Taufan smiled softly.
The other seven kids were trying to put together what happened.
"More running away!" shouted Api. The hr ans his gang ran in their own directions.
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Omake
Fang and Gempa continued to do their homework, while Taufan slept again.
"Seriously, Gempa, what's wrong with your family?" asked Fang.
Gempa just shrugged. "I don't know."
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Guys, thank you for reading another episode of HetaBoys (and Girls)! As you can see from Tok Aba's song, starting next episode, the cast will include crossover with other Malaysian animation, Upin and Ipin and Pada Zaman Dahulu Kala.
Next episode will based on Austian War for Succession, featuring Badron and Kak Ros feat Ejo Jo.
