Disclaimer:I do not own NARUTO.

A/N:I finally got the chance to update.

Meanwhile at Zabuza's hideout

-DREAM SEQUENCE START-

Oh Zabuza!Harder!HARDER!

-thump-thump-

Oh Haku!You're so tight.

That's cause' it's my first time- Ah!Oh!

Go deeper!I wan't it all in me!

I'm going as deep as I can!

3 Hours later

I'm-I'm gonna cum!

I want it all!Every drop!

Aaaah!-Ugh!

-splat!-

-DREAM SEQUENCE OVER-

-snore-

Ah-wha..?It was...a dream?Fuck!And it was so real too.Oh well.I guess Zabuzas' the type of guy who's not a pedophile.(person who finds children sexually attractive)He's one out of like, three fucking people!I'm so unlucky.

-alarm clock ringing-

Oh well.I gotta go find Zabuza.Where's my mask?

Back to Zabuza

He he he.That's right bitch.My name is Zabuza Momochi.I'm 26 years old, 183cm tall, my weight is 72kg, blood type A, I like sharpening blades, beating up puppies, and stealing money from orphans.

Wow.Really regretting you reminded me.

Are we gonna fight, Kakashi of the sharingan.

He has the sharingan?Da fuck?Uh, n-duur, thought Sasuke.

What's the sharingan?

Well you see my little orange friend.The sharingan is the bloodline limit of the Uchiha clan.Your eyes become gruesomly blood shot and they literaly make you the biggest copycat a person can be, and that's about all there is to it, said Zabuza.

Ooh.Cool.

I guess I have no choice then.

(Kakashi pulls up his headband)

Oh my god!His fucking eye!!I'm-I'm gonna puke!!, yelled Sakura.

-puking sound-

I told you it was gruesomly blood shot.

Let's do this Zabuza.

Yeah let's be-

-stab-

UGH!!

The comrarite's o-ho-hold, doing what I'm to-ho-hold, and everybody kno-hows this is getting out of hand!

What the hell happened to Zabuza?And why does everybody in this goddamn land always sing!This is the land of MIST, not sound!, yelled Naruto.

Everybody is dying for, a chance to be heard not ignored, and everybody kno-hows this is getting out of hand!

Who are you?And why were you singing?

I am a hunter nin named Haku.I have come to get rid of Zabuza's body.

Did you have to stab him in the neck with those needles?

Anything to destroy the target.

Cool.That mean we can go now?

Yeah.

Awsome, see you later, said Naruto who was the one talking with Haku all this time.

Oh, guys.Before we keep going.I have to tell you something.

Yeah.

Using the sharingan for about five seconds makes me lose all my chakra and makes me passout for about a week.

We hate you Kakashi-sensei.

Elsewhere

It seems my 'stab him in the neck' treatment is workin-

What the hell was that for!

Sorry, but Kakashi was about to kill you.

We hadn't started fighting yet!

Oh.Then...thank god I stopped the fight?

No.I was about to use my ultamite technique that would have sent him into another dimension of pain and misery.

Shit.

I won't forgive you...for about a week.

Awsome.Cause' that's how long it'll take you to be able to move again.

You're lucky I can't move.

A/N:I HAD NO INTERNET FOR WEEKS!!