YAAAAAAAY I FINALY CAN WRIGHT MORE CAUSE...wate for it...SCHOOLS OUT lol anyway hope you enjoy.

ZIM: DONT EVEN SAY IT!

ME: OK! I do not own IZ

ZIM: ?


(Dib was sitting on his couch watching TV, and Gaz was beside him doing what she always dose)

"Hey Gaz I need to go check on Zim"

"I don't care"

(Dib gets up and goes to his room, but when he walks in he stopped in shock, his room was a mess, computer keyboard and mouse hanging from the table his mattress on the side of his bed barely, drawers open and some on the floor with clothes everywhere, it was a mess. But worst of all Zim was gone!

"o crap! o crap! he probably got stress out and turned into that thing cause he did not know where he was or knew I took him!" (Dib started to walk slowly in his room, he was scared cause Zim could kill him and he had not defense if Zim tried. He look under his bed. Nothing. there was a lot of places to look in his room. He walk to his closet door and heard crunching) "o man what if he is eating that rat that's in there!? actually that would be helpful but still gross. (Dib open the door and sighed, there was Zim, normal self eating a bag of chips, looking at Dib with his big red eyes, with his hand in his mouth and took it out real fast)

"I was hungry ok." (he said getting more chips in his hand) "and also why am I here?" (eating them now)

"I'm going to help you"

"how did you find out!?"

"I was um...spying on you

"thanks. I feel safe now" (Zim said in a sarcastic tone)

"Zim you need to change your clothes"

(Zim look at Dib with a confused look and look at down at his outfit, he went wide eye and look back at Dib) "good idea, but I don't have any clothes"

"I...guess you can borrow mine

"ZIM NEEDS NO HUMAN CLOTHES!"

(5 minutes later)

(Zim comes out of the bathroom with a black shirt and pants. bet you can guess whos those are)

"Dib stink. I hate your earth clothes, soooooo horrible, and that smell" (Zim said with a discussed face)

"would you rather where your torn up bloody clothes."

(Zim look at Dib with a irritated expression)

"I take that as a no"

"oooooooo, I did not know (Zim said sarcasticly)

"hey Zim if you want you want to play a game?"

"what is this game in which you speak of?"

"really you dont know what a game is?"

"I just said, didint I"

"just follow me downstairs. I got the wii last weak"

"weee? why are you speaking like Gir? O NO! STUPIDNESS IS CONTAGIOUS!"

"zim"

"IM ON A FILTHY PLANET WITH STUPID HUMANS NOOOOOO"

"ZIM!"

"WHAT!"

"your already stupid!"

"...well arent you a rain of sunshine"

"where did you hear that?"

"computer he said that to me"

"aaaaa smart computer"

"what?"

"nothing"

(Dib and Zim came downstairs, Dib walk up to his wii, turned it on and put a game in, he told Zim to stay that he was going up stairs to get stuff, he came back down a few minutes later with a drumset then he went back and brough down a guitar and pluged it all in)

"what is that stuff Dib stink?"

"a game. we are playing rockband"

"rock band? why would a rock where a band?"

"o just pick one of these to play"

(Zim grabed the guitar and he figured that the strap gose over his head) "sooooo what do we do in this, game?"

"well you see these colored buttons?"

"ya?"

"put your fingers on them" (Zim did that but he only had 2 on a green and red) "crap I forgot you cant play the guitar"

"I CAN TO! I WOULD BEAT YOUR GIANT HEAD IN THIS GAME!"

(Dib ignored that about his head) "dont yell rember! and I mean you cant because you only have 2 fingers, if you had 1 more to put on the yellow button you could play it!"

(Zim look at his hand and cursed in Irken)

"but. I do know you can play the drums, just take off that strap and hold these sticks."

(Zim did that. he look at the sticks and Dib pointed to a seat behind the drums, Zim went and sat down on it)

"ok Zim Im going to put it on two players, I play guitar and you play drums when you see the color on the bottom of the screen of the TV go into the colors that are not moveing hit the colors and the petal at your feet put 1 of your foot on it and when you see a line go into the not moveing colors hit it. got it?"

"ummmmmmm"

"Im not good at explaining stuff ok." (Zim look at Dib with a confused look. Dib sighs) "let me try again"

(after Dib showed Zim this time how to play, Zim started to get the hang of it. Infact he was better then Dib in a battle. But they had to quit cause Zim was so happy that he won that he snap the stick into. lets just say Dib was not happy that his sticks that came with his drum set, 1 was now broke. after that they watch TV a little)

"so what are we watching now?" (Zim ask)

"mysterious mysteries"

"WHAT! IM NOT WATCHING THAT!"

"o come on its really cool"

"Dib stink, know matter how cold that show is ZIM WILL NOT WATCH!"

"fine just go and play on my computer. you do know how to use a earth computer?"

"OF COURSE I DO!" (grabes his head)

"you know you need to stop yelling. I am not ready to be killed now. just go upstairs and get on my computer you say you know how to use"

"fffffine. I will" (he gose to Dibs room and shuts the door)

(10 minutes later)

"hmmm I wonder if Zim is playing my vampire hunter game thats in the computer?"

(Zim is sitting at Dibs computer, there was no picture on the screen, just black, Zim was at the desk with a irritated and confused look) "HOW DO I

TURN IT ON!"


LOL love the last part so thats it for tonight cause Im going back on my online games and fix my mic for a game anyway TTYL YALL!

I need something to eat mmmmmm.