And here's the rest of it. Thank you for reading!
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"Wake up brat!" Miyagi yells opening the door for me.
I yawn as I sit up. I guess I deserve being called a brat, seeing as I repeatedly asked him on the way, 'Are you we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'
"Where are we?" I ask, slowly getting out of the car.
"If you would have stayed awake you'd know." He tells me.
"I haven't been sleeping lately, which I will blame on you. Mainly because you betrayed me and so I'm taking my revenge by sending some gay-dating site pictures of you naked."
He stares at me in shock. "You did what?"
"Even though you're old and covered in body hair, some weirdo's still think you're a hot piece of ass. You've gotten, like eighty requests soo far. And since I'm great at flirting…"
"Give me a good reason not to murder you."
"I'm cute."
"True."
"So, why are we here again?"
"Oh yeah!" he says, "Come on, let's get this over with."
We walk through a pretty trial in a park. It's beautiful here, wherever that is. Again I find myself wishing Miyagi would love me.
I sound soo emo in this.
Then we exit into a clearing here the sea. The park was just a cover up. This is actually a graveyard. A really pimping graveyard.
"Stop playing games with me! That lady is buried here, isn't she? Why do you keep taunting me! I give up!"
He ignores me and instead grabs my hand. "Sensei," he says to an old battered gravestone, "This is the man I love."
What the fuck?!
"Forgive me, Sensei." He says still ignoring and looking at her grave, "I was thinking so much about him, I almost forgot about your death anniversary this year. That's never happened before. And wasn't even possible before this brat showed up. When you died, I didn't think I'd be able to move on. Forgive me, I love him. Even if he's an annoying, bad cooking brat who's about half my age…"
"Shut up, old man! My cooking is great!" I huff as he continues.
"But I can't help thinking that he's just soo cute. In a sick twisted way."
We stand there quietly for a few minutes. Miyagi looks as if he's having another flashback. But I barely notice.
I'm soo confused right now. This whole time… He wasn't conning me? No, he has to have been. Unless… Unless really he's just been hurting about Sensei and confused about loving me. That would make sense.
I try to think about how I'd react to someone if they'd done all things I had to him. Yeah… That would make sense.
"Thank you, Sensei," he says after awhile. I don't know how long we'd been standing there. But I'm sure it hasn't been more than a few minutes. Miyagi puts some flowers over her grave and we begin walking back through the park of doom.
On the way out he runs into some old lady. They talk quietly but I don't pay much attention to what's being said. I'm still thinking, 'So, that means he actually does love me?'
I don't really pay attention until I hear him say this is going to be the last year he visits Sensei's grave. Does he really mean it?
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Even though we left the graveyard around noon, somehow when we get to the hotel it's nighttime. Damn is this anime convenient or what?
"I told you, she was just my teacher. I had a crush on her, for some reason. I was just like you." Miyagi tells me before bragging, "I was such a brat."
He looks at my tear stained face before asking, "What now?"
"I still can't date you. I can't compete with her, even though she's dead and it makes no sense."
"Get a grip, Shinobu."
"And this whole time… There's no way you could give up on her so easily. You're still playing, aren't you?"
"I have no idea what you're talking about." He tells me.
"You've been conning me this whole time. I know you have. And I'm been stupid for loving you, but I can't help it. And I want you to love me back."
"What are you talking about?" he asked, his eyes conveying fake confusion.
"You know! You knew I was conning you, so you started playing these mind games with me. I'm not stupid, there's no other way I would have fallen for you." I say, suddenly getting angry. He couldn't play these games forever.
Yet his eyebrows raise, as if he has no clue what I'm talking about.
"Don't pretend you don't understand! You were conning me! You knew the whole time I was just using you to get free food!"
"Um…" he is speechless. And this time I'm sure he honestly as no idea what I'm talking about. No actor is this good.
"You weren't actually conning me were you?"
"No," he said, still shocked.
"Nevermind, forget everything I just said."
"You were using me for free food?"
"Duh? How dense can you be?" I say, with a nervous laugh.
"So you never really loved me?"
"No, not until you almost raped me. It's like that in most animes," I said.
"That's really… sad. You thought I was playing mind games with you? I wasn't. I was just really confused about how I was feeling. I'm sorry if I didn't treat you right." He says, holding one of my hands.
I blush before saying quietly, "It's okay, we'll have make-up sex and all will be forgiven."
"You think that will really solve everything?" he asks me.
"Well, it worked for Egoist, didn't it?"
"True,"
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Okay, this isn't the end after all. I'm going to do a Bonus chapter with Miyagi POV for the ending. See ya then!
