The episode opens with Stan Pines driving the mysterious car, and stop at the abyss. Stan in this land of ours, there are many large pits. But there is no more abysmal than the abysmal. Which, as you can see in the bottomless pit. Sa Issue. This is a bottomless pit? Stan (sigh) kids, I try to explain by Caesar?
Dipper Grunkle Stan, why are we here again? Stan to throw things that we don't want. So long, mystery Shack suggestion cards! (throw them down the pit) Mabel Goodbye, creepy love letter Lil ' Gideon! (drop them) To Die For! To Die For! Soos (takes off his shoes and throws them into the pit). Dipper, what do you do? SA throwing stuff, dude. Everyone is doing it. (Throws down the pit as a barbecue grill.) Mabel (pushing a big box toward the pit) What you have there, Stan Mabel? Mabel-Oh, it's just my personal box with the mysterious secrets. Nothing is worth wondering about. (Giggles and throws down the pit box.) Goodbye forever! Dipper Grunkle Stan, I really need to point out that it is impossible, by definition, a bottomless pit? Stan (shake down into the pit of the fez-cards) it says ... Mabel Well, I think we will never find out about this. Wind blows to begin with.
Sa Aah! This is a kind of invisible pushing power! Dipper fast! Everyone back to the shack! (runs House torward)
I'm not ready to Stan getting rid of these yet! (trying to get more cards thrown into the bottomless pit, but the wind blows them in the face)

Molnar

Grunkle Stan! No!

Stan (although everyone pulls him out of the pit) is almost ...Almost ...Almost!

All

(The pit falls) Aaaaah!

The theme song

All (falling through the pit) Aaaaahhh!

Mabel Aaaah!

Dipper Aaaah!

Sa Aaaah!

Stan Aaaah!

SA so, anyone want to some scream?

Bear, where are we?

Mabel (lights a glowstick) we are somewhere where it looks like we're nowhere to be found. (Hanging on your arm glowstick and giggles)

Finally, we are going to land some of Ursa. It may be that any second now.

Everyone expects the landing, but nothing happens.

Stan Well ... it looks like we're in for the long haul. Who wants to see a few card tricks? (Out of the card, which is to fly to infinity and it takes longer) Tada!

Mabel (applause)

Hey soos, perhaps we should pass the time by telling stories.

Dipper has a story. Grunkle Stan called the time have all thrown into a bottomless pit, where he spent the rest of the natural life!

Bear right, go Sa. Soos?

SA (the Pinball wench) You like doing anything later?

Dipper (kicks the wench)

Michael Oh, right.

Pinball machine to come out and show yourselves, varmints.

Mabel (jump up a Bell) Hey! Hi! Hi! Look at me and listen to what I'm doing! BUZZZZZZ! DISTRACT YOUR ATTENTION! DISTRACT YOUR ATTENTION!

Dipper (vocals)

Pinball machine something is not right here. Let me see if this goes.

Soos (there will be a basket, behind the pinball machine rolls off)

Pinball machine HA HA HA HA. Yippy ti yi what? Where are you? (Try to) Durnet, I wish I had the neck.

Michael Harries, pssssst. What's happening? Just press the switch already!

Ok, so SA wanted to do, but I've been thinking about. By turning off the power erases the scores continuously. The result is a realization of a life than I do.

Dipper huh? Do not hurry up, when we die, too, is here!

Michael a Fair point. But what is life anyway when compared to the immortality of the high score?

Dipper, you're out of the Sa-!

Pinball machine you are. Prepare to meet your maker, kids. My maker is a Ballway games, Redmond, Washington. (inhales)

Dipper and Mabel Woooooaah (because s*** was torward the cowboy skull).

Michael Dipper!

Mabel Sa, please!

Bear, turn it off!

Uhh Uhhh Sa. Say goodbye to high score. (You press a button and stop the Pinball game)

Dipper and Mabel, Sa (wake up, out of the game)

Sa Woah! Dudes Okay?

Mabel Yes! You Did It! You freed us!

Bear, Hey man, I'm sorry I had to lose the high score.

Michael, that's okay. There is now a new life accomplishment. Save you dudes.

Dipper and Mabel aw.

Michael thinks that Pinball GAL call me?

Back to real life

Stan does not believe this nonsense. Magic tonic? SA winning something? Where do you come up with this stuff? I'll tell you a good story. It's called "Grunkle Stan won the Soccer Bowl '.

Cut a football stadium. Stan makes a touchdown and dances

Football Mr. Pines, I thought that the old people were useless, but you taught me, and I was gloating in the lesson.

Beautiful woman (arrives in a gigantic trophy) here is the winner of the football trophy, Mr. Pines.

Stan thanks, beautiful woman. But I couldn't have done it without my Sidekick, Footbot.

Footbot thanks for the building, to me, father!

Stan and football players (laugh, as Fireworks go)

Footbot I love you, Stan.

Back to real life

Soos, Dipper and Mabel Boooooo!

Stan what? The story was very good! Also thrown in is a talking robot, for the kids.

Sarah-Yes, Yes. I am going to do a terrible story to tell. A story called the Trooth hurts!

Title card appears. Dipper, Mabel, and Stan in the driveway while manly Dan connections, the bear

Stan this attraction is going to make me a fortune. It's easy to bear, corduroy! Showroom condition it.

Bear (bellow)

Manly Dan

No, you don't! (coping with the bear)

Aaaaawww. Whether you're hugging.

Dipper, let me think. The plan is to teach the bears ride a bicycle?

Stan No. Come on, everyone has seen the bike-riding bears. No, I don't. I am going to teach this bear to drive.

Cut Stan car wildly driving on the road. The bear management, Stan in the passenger seat, and a Dipper is Mabel in the back seat.

Stan and the yellow light means speed up. (The cops ' siren noise you can hear) Uh oh.

Blubbs and Durland (Stan's car stops)

What seems to be the problem, the officers Stan?

Sheriff Blubs is better, if you're a damn good explanation for this.

Stan Oh is. You see, I'm very old. Not long for this earth. And doctors are seeing eye to me the bear take me to the hospital in an emergency.

Sheriff Blubs am I right? And then, where is the doctor's Note?

Stan is here, why, it's the inside of the jacket. (Note: type inside jacket quickly) There you go. (gives them a Note)

Sheriff Blubs Well, I can't argue with Dr. medication.

Stan honeypants, the hospital!

Bear (ROARs and drive away)

Cuts later, the mystery Shack. Stan painting rocks beneath a sign titled "real gold"! Sarah walks up to him.

Mabel Grunkle Stan, how she could lie to the police? Do you know that lying is always bad?

Stan Mabel, when my age, you'll learn that sometimes bend the truth, for the greater good. (spaghetti eating)

Dipper (comes) Hey, does anyone have seen me bowl of spaghetti?

Stan (while hiding behind spaghetti turned Dipper) number. But I bet you have a Sa. You know that he likes to eat.

Dipper, it's a dark day. Thanks, Grunkle Stan. (runs off)

Stan See? Greater good.

Mabel Aaaaah!

The pieces of the Mabel Waddles in her bed

What I'll do, Waddles Mabel Grunkle Stan? (Which Waddles talk) He needs to stand up to the lies. (regular voice) I know, but how can we stand it? (We're talking about making him again) Maybe you should check the Dipper's journal. Oink Oink. (regular) They say, oink once more. (Waddles) Oink Oink. (regular) Waddles, you're a genius!

Mabel (open book) is Buried under the deep woods of the truth, which forces the teeth of the wearer the inability to lie. Hmmm.

Cut Stan sleep at night

Mabel (brings truth to the teeth, mouth and wakes him up.)

Stan what? What's happening? Huh? Molnar?

Mabel Quick question. What happened to the Bear's spaghetti plate?

Stan I, because there is no small concern owned by others or emotions. (realizes what he said) It was strange being honest. Almost as if I'm not able to lie. Well, good night. (go to sleep)

Cut that same morning. Sarah whispered into her ear, Bear's friends.

Dipper, huh? This seems like a terrible idea!

Mabel It's great!. Now, to tell the truth.

Dipper Hmmm ...

Stan (gives them discs)-coded meat, here it is.

Dipper Stan, what does the secret daily during the lunch break?

Stan usually I spend the hours in order not to scratch myself aggressively places mention. Now I'm going to avoid eye contact and pretend to read this newspaper, without washing my hands and go to the bathroom. (leaves)

Dipper and Mabel Eeeeeeewww!

Dipper, which is confusing.

Don't worry, bear, Mabel. The truth is always a good thing.

Later that day cut

Not the ugly people (with Stan) called Hey, excuse me. Do you think that this is the shirt for my size?

Stan never mind the t-shirts! Hey everybody, look at this guy's abnormal and appealing face!

Mabel (leading man) I'm sorry. I am so sorry.

Later

Stan

Do my taxes.

Dipper (taxes viewed) Uh, Grunkle Stan, why do you write it?

Stan because I regularly commit huge tax fraud.

Dipper it is worth [...] observe that one there. (shreds of paper)

Dipper and Mabel, Stan is watching TV, Alex Hirsch, while juggling the unicycle menu bars.

Dipper and Mabel Hahahahaha!

Stan Sometimes, I guess. That's all there is? Life is just some kind of horrible joke without a punch line? That you're just biding our time until the sweet, sweet, the release of death?

Mabel (back and forth on the rocks)

Dipper (chills)

Later

Stan (Dipper and Mabel, who in their room yelling) kids, I think, is a growth forming on the back of my. I just wanted to be honest with you guys.

Dipper can not stand anymore, Sarah! We need to take from the mouth of teeth.

Mabel but then he will be a liar again.

Bear could have been possibly be worse than this? (Doorbell Rings)

Sheriff, after further investigation, Blubs So it turns out that there is no Dr. medical gravity Falls.

Deputy Durland you better have a damn good explanation for this.

Stan Oh and do not. You see, I've lied to you. In addition to that I have had parking for handicapped spaces, Fireworks shoplifting and trafficking endangered animals, more public line. Also you're fat.

Sheriff Blubs (coffee drop) is this true?

Bear no! No, it is not true. True, Sarah?

Mabel Uh, gentlemen, you have to fully and actually be honest. The great uncle Stan is ... is ...Stan is secretly a thriller writer!

Sheriff Blubs huh?

Yes Mabel. He just told you a character in his upcoming crime page Turner, Grandpa! He has never committed a crime in his life. Also sold out?

Sheriff Blubs finally! Someone noticed.

Deputy Durland Wow, author! Can you teach me how to read?

Stan what? Author?

Sarah HA HA, writers are masters of fiction. Good night, officers. (Close the door, and the bridge of sighs)

Bear, Hey, you okay?

Molnar did not believe, I lied.

Dipper, Mabel that was for the greater good.

Yes Mabel, for the greater good.

Stan Hello? Police station? I forgot to tell him about my evasion. There is no tax evasion. (The Dipper and Mabel jumps on top of him.) Kids what's gotten into you?

Mabel (pull out your teeth) you have to find a place to get rid of this!

At the beginning of the box thrown off mabini in the depths of the episode cuts.

Molnar, and never saw that box full of magical teeth again. (To rule out that the box beside Stan) Oh wait, it is.

SA Dipper & Stan (sigh)

Michael Oh, sweet! In my shoes! (The shoes bring it back)

I like the part of the bear's Stan. The rest of it seems pretty far-fetched.

Dipper, Mabel already know this story! We just lived through it.

If you live in SA over this story now than how it ends?

Dipper guys, can you see that?

Michael, what is it?

Bear, Oh no!

Mabel Where are we going?

Stan doesn't seem to be good! (Everyone screams, at the same time)

Stan Where ... where are we?

Mabel (gasps) The Shack! Which means ... to come back to the top.

Dipper, and I don't think that any time had passed. There must be some kind of wormhole.

SA Yes, dude. This sounds pretty sciency enough to be true.

Stan But that is impossible. Nobody believes in us.

Mabel is probably this one story, you have to keep to ourselves.

Everyone agreed. (The signal drops and Stan falls in the hole)

Mabel he will be fine.

Loans cuts.

Stan (the silence falls down the hole. Sigh) ... It was stupid.