A/N: Yeah, I just did this. WHAT! probably not the best chapter, but Unicronia gonna go places tonight... maybe... maybe not... who knows... I do... but you have to read...


Unicronia looked over her invention plans, and gave a curt nod. "I like them."

"Hmm, what?" Wheeljack peeked over her shoulder, but Unicronia quickly covered the design paper. She quickly shook her head, and pushed him off of her. "Why can't I look at them?" Wheeljack whined.

"Because." Unicronia rolled the papers up, and stuffed them into her subspace.

"Aw! That's not a good reason!"

"Why not?"

"Because!"

"That's not a good reason!" Unicronia yelled.

"What? Why not?"

"Because you said it wasn't!"

"Oh, yeah, I forgot." Wheeljack shrugged.

Unicronia frowned. "What I wouldn't do for Perceptor to be here."

"Well, you wouldn't interface with Ratchet."

"I might. He has a nice body build. He is only a couple of vorns older than me."

Wheeljack stared at her. "What?"

"He is only a couple of vorns older than me."

"No, not that part!"

"He is kind of cute." Unicronia shrugged, and grabbed a data pad.

"You think Ratchet is… cute?"

"In his own violent way, yeah."

Wheeljack watched her for a moment. "You're not joking are you?"

Unicronia began playing with the data pad. "No. Why would I joke about somebody being cute? This bot named Mirage introduced himself to me This morning. He was also cute."

"NO!" Wheeljack covered his already covered mouthplates.

"What's wrong?" Unicronia gave him a strange look.

"It's just, well, Mirage is actually a jerk, yeah! He's a berth jumper!"

"That's fine, it's not like I was actually looking for a relationship. I just though he was cute."

Wheeljack couldn't believe he just said that. He would have to apologize to Mirage later. "Are you ever going to get into a relationship? I mean you've never even dated, well not since I've known you."

"I don't think this is something we should be talking about. That's kind of embarrassing."

"I was just saying. You should give relationships a try. Give a mech a try. You never know."

"Wheeljack, I have never been in a relationship before in my life, except for Shiney, and he was a stuffed doll. I offlined him after my old friend kissed him."

"What happened to your friend?"

"We haven't talked since I offlined Shiney."

Wheeljack laughed. "You just have to find a nice, cute, loveable mech that you can talk to, and still be comfortable with."

Unicronia smiled. "You're right. You know I think I'll do that. Thanks Jackie."

"Anytime Unicron."

"I don't like that name."

"Jackie is a girl name."

"Unicron is the bearer of destruction!"

"Well at least it isn't a girl name!" Wheeljack pouted.

Unicronia groaned. "I am a femme, I don't mind girl names, but boy names. That is just cruel."

Wheeljack laughed. "Nice to know."

"I'm going to go get some energon."

"I just got some, but I can go with you if you want."

"No, It's okay. I can go by myself. Thanks though." Unicronia waved as she ran out of the room.

Wheeljack frowned at leaned against a lab table, causing a beaker to fall over. "Slag!" Wheeljack ran to grab something to clean it up, but in the process knocked over another chemical. "Frag."

*BOOM*


Unicronia ignored the explosion, and ran to the rec room. She really hoped he was still there. She ran through the door, and looked around. "Hey! Chica!" She glanced around, and finally found Mirage.

The sleek red mech waved her over, and stood up. "There you are! I thought you stood me up! Que no haría eso, ¿verdad?"

"N-no." Unicronia looked away shyly. She was going to stand him up, but Wheeljack had the decency to talk her out of it.

"Adorable." Mirage lifted her chin up with one of his digits. " your face is too pretty for you to look away."

"Um, t-thank you." She didn't like this.

Mirage pulled out a chair, so Unicronia took the hint, and pulled out her own chair, and sat down. She looked up to Mirage who seemed surprised, but ended up sitting down anyways.

Unicronia shrugged. He could have sat down before her.

"Have you had any energon yet, chica?"

"Oh, n-no."

Mirage smiled. "Then I shall get you some. Pardon." Mirage stood up, and made his way to the energon dispenser.

Unicronia gulped and looked around. Maybe she shouldn't have done this. She is the most anti-social, and the most socially awkward bod she knew. Maybe she should go. Yeah, she could just up and leave.

"Chica, I have returned!" Mirage set an energon cube down in front of her. "Do not be shy, please, drink." Mirage sat down, and took a sip of his own energon.

Unicronia let out a nervous smile. "Yeah." She took a quick sip, and gently set the cube down.

I can just tell him I forgot to leave Wheeljack with Ratchet.

No! You have to do this! Wheeljack told you that you need this, Unicronia!

Shut up, Glitch! I'm not ready!

I'm going to cry because you said that!

What the frag am I doing arguing with myself. Oh frag, Mirage is giving me a strange look.

Mirage stared at her with a worried sort of face. Unicronia straightened up.

"You were making weird faces."

"I-I was arguing with myself."

Mirage nodded. "I see."

"I have to go! I forgot to leave Wheeljack with Ratchet, and you know how he gets when he's alone." She started looking around nervously. "SORRY!" She quickly jumped up, and ran out of the room.


Wheeljack entered the lab, and saw Unicronia with frown on her face while building something. "Unicronia, are you okay?"

"Shut up. I just want to explode in peace."

"I don't think that's a good idea. I just got out of Med bay, and Ratchet is not in a good mood."

"Good." Unicronia pressed a button on the giant ovalish item.

*BOOM*

Black slime went everywhere. "Look even my invention is broken, just like my spark."

Wheeljack awkwardly looked around. "I'm confused."

"I went to meet Mirage for energon. He offered, and I tried to tell him no this morning, but he said he would be waiting. So went after you gave me the pep talk, and I totally blew it. I started arguing silently with myself, and made all these faces at him."

"Did he leave?"

"No, I told him I forgot to leave you with Ratchet, and I left."

"Oh." Wheeljack started wiping some of the black goo off Unicronia's face. "How about you try Ratchet next?"

"I'm never going after a Mech ever again! I'm thinking about going after Arcee next."

Wheeljack froze. "WHAT!"

"I was just kidding. Arcee is too peppy for me."

"Yeah, you would be better with somebody way tougher."

Unicronia let out a sigh. "That was supposed to be a Hydrogen Bomb. It didn't work. I think I forgot the Hydrogen."

Wheeljack looked at the where the giant oval object was. "It's okay. We can try again."

"That Lorax guy didn't show up either."

"What a glitch."

"I know." Unicronia agreed. "I'm going to go clean up. Can you clean the lab for me. The mess from your explosion is all around too."

"Yeah." Wheeljack nodded as Unicron slowly slouched out of the room. "Poor femme. I told you it had to be somebody you're comfortable around. Why couldn't you just ask me?"