Okay people, you SERIOUSLY don't understand. I honestly can say that telling me to update soon, doesn't help, but it does make me feel good. Now, you know I love you all, but I'm having a serious case of writers block and I'm taking a break for awhile. My profile has more info. However, I still have a girlfriend who's damn good at this stuff like me, and she's the one who brought you guys this chapter. Now I'll say just a few more things before she takes over:
First of all, to BipolarIke(glad you like the name), I don't really do that kind of stuff... and I just checked your most recent review, and those could possibly be good ideas.
To MetallicaKnight, WTF. You just gave me three friggin' words. Seriously WTF? I'm not the kind of person who gets things right away, I'll have you all know, and three words aren't helpful. I need a description.
Now, here's my girlfriend:

Hello everybody~! I'm Tyler715's girlfriend. You can call me Dreamcakes :3 And he just gave me a WTF face... Anyway, I wrote this chapter because Tyler715's mind is completely blank he has no idea what to write. Luckily for him, he has me!*gives me another WTF face* Okay, all nonsence aside, I need to be serious. So, I've noticed how nobody has written about where the smashers try to find out what is under Meta Knight's mask. And it ticked me off. So, I wrote this chapter both for myself, and my boyfriend so he could use it to update his story. Uh, the author note is already pretty long so I'll just stop here. Enjoy the chapter!


Marth cut off his alarm clock and got up. He quickly got dressed and ready just as the clock showed 5:15. Fifteen minutes, a new record. The main reason as to why he got up at 5:00 in the frickin' morning was solely to try to catch Meta Knight with out his mask. Of course, Marth failed every time, but the prince never gave up on trying. Why Meta Knight still got up at the same time Marth did, knowing that the prince was trying to uncover his secret, was a mystery. Maybe it was because Marth was just one guy or that Meta Knight liked seeing him fail every time. Nevertheless, Marth walked out his door and into the hallway. He had a camera and his sword, as well as a net.

What? He was desperate.

Marth finally made his way to the kitchen, and was surprisingly met by Ike, Pit, Link, Samus, and for some reason, Roy.

"Uh, what are you guys do-" Ike quickly covered up his mouth.

"Shh! We're trying to catch Meta Knight!" Ike exclaimed in a whisper.

"Why are you guys still standing outside of the kitchen? And since when do you guys get up at this hour?" Marth asked, whispering as well.

"We were waiting for you. You're the one who's done this several times so you have experience. And we're up for the same reason you are." Samus replied.

"So, now that you're here…" Roy said.

"What?" Marth asked.

"Tell us what to do! Like Samus said, you have experience so, what do you need us to do?" Ike asked. Marth stared at them for a moment.

"Alright, fine. Although I prefer to do it alone, it pretty obvious that's impossible." Marth said. He motioned for them to gather around.

"Okay, Meta Knight is going to be expecting me, so it won't be easy. But, I have a foolproof plan this time. First, Link, get a camera and wait in Meta Knight's room. If he teleports, he'll most likely go there." Link nodded and left.

"Okay, Samus, I need you to wait out here and block his exit if he tries to run away. Pit, if he flies, you catch him." Samus and Pit nodded.

"Okay, Roy, take this net, don't ask, and help Samus if she needs it. Ike, you and me are going to try to jump Meta Knight. It'll be hard, especially with those wings of his, but I've got a good feeling that we'll catch him today." Marth finished.

"No doubt we'll catch him! There are, 1, 2, 3… 6 of us going against him! Today will be the day that we finally see what Meta Knight has to hide!" Roy said.

"Shh! Get in your positions!" Marth said. Once everybody was ready, Marth and Ike looked at each other and nodded.

"CHARGE!" Marth exclaimed. Meta Knight had just put his mask on and exclaimed a curse when Ike and Marth grabbed him.

"Hold him tight!" Marth exclaimed.

"I'm trying!" Ike said. Meta Knight was not going to give up without a fight. He struggled and desperately reached for his cape. Marth noticed this and took Meta Knight's cape.

"Haha! Now you can't do anything! Samus, Pit, Roy! Block the door!" Marth exclaimed as he let go of Meta Knight.

"What is wrong with you people?!" Meta Knight exclaimed as he backed into a corner.

"It can't be helped, Meta Knight." Samus said.

"If there is a secret in this mansion, there is going to be at least one person who will be desperate to know about it." Roy said.

"Just hurry up and take his mask off!" Pit exclaimed. Marth threw the cape at Samus who caught it as Ike progressed towards Meta Knight.

"I feel like a mouse trying to escape from a bunch of insane, demented, and stupid cats!" Meta Knight exclaimed.

"Hey!" Pit exclaimed. "We're not stupid! We just trapped you!" Meta Knight hopped on a counter as Ike pounced for him, causing the mercenary hit the wall.

"Ow!" he exclaimed.

"See? Stupid." Meta Knight said. Marth growled and jumped for Meta Knight, who dodged, causing Marth to land on Ike. Samus facepalmed.

"You guys just keep proving my point." Meta Knight said. His yellow eyes went wide when a net covered him. He turned and looked at Roy, who had a look of victory on his face.

"Haha! Got cha!" he exclaimed. Meta Knight pulled out his sword and swung it around in a way similar to his A attack, completely obliterating the net.

"Shit!" Roy whined. Meta Knight jumped and used Roy as a step stool, landing neatly in front of Pit. Pit tried to grab him but Meta Knight cut his arm.

"Ow! What is it with you and cutting me?!" Pit said. Meta Knight simply grunted and dashed around Pit. He side-stepped Samus and ran out the door.

"I'm not letting you get away that easily!" Samus said. She flipped open her gun and swung he plasma whip at Meta Knight. It caught the knight's leg, and Samus yanked her gun back. Meta Knight was flung back into the kitchen and Ike caught him. Ike held Meta Knight back by his arms as everyone crowded around him. Marth walked up to Meta Knight and smirked.

"Let's just see what's under that mask…" Meta Knight struggled as Marth unhooked his mask. He finally realized it was hopeless, and allowed Marth to take off his mask. Everyone gasped at what they saw. Meta Knight opened his big, white, and round eyes and looked at them. He had pink blushes, big white eyes, and a single tiny fang stuck out of his mouth.*

"Put me down. I won't run." Meta Knight said. Ike did so and Meta Knight backed up for them to see.

"AW!" Pit and Samus exclaimed. Marth stared and Roy bursted out laughing.

"Son of a bitch. He's a kirby." Ike said.

"He's so cute!" Pit said.

"I am not cute!" Meta Knight exclaimed.

"Are you kidding, Meta?" Samus said, picking Meta Knight up. "You're adorable!"

"Put me down, woman! I am not cute!" Meta Knight exclaimed. Samus giggled as Meta Knight struggled.

"Why would you want to hide your face from people?" Marth asked.

Meta Knight hopped out of Samus's grip and said, "Because I can't intimidate people with a face like this!"

"You got that right!" Roy said.

"Shut up! Do you see why I hide my face now? Nobody can take me seriously when I look like this!" Meta Knight said. "And I don't see why everyone has to freak out over my face, Kirby looks just the same!"

"It's probably because Meta Knight, the valiant and noble knight who intimidates everyone, has a face like that." Ike said, snickering. Meta Knight snatched his mask away from Marth and put it on.

"Shut the hell up Ike." Meta Knight said, obviously pissed.

"Aw, come on Meta Knight! We're sorry!" Marth said.

"I'm not." Roy said. Marth elbowed him in the stomach.

"It's fine, Marth. Because now that you guys know what I am, I have to kill you." Meta Knight said. Everyone looked at him in shock. Pit ran away.

"You're kidding, right?" Ike said. Meta Knight shook his head.

"Well, let me just go ahead and say, THIS WHOLE THING WAS MARTH'S PLAN." Roy exclaimed and ran out of the room. Samus giggled again and followed as well as Ike.

"You're not really going kill me, are you?" Marth questioned.

"No. Not really. But I will have R.O.B. erase your memories of this." Meta Knight said.

"Aw, come on! Can I at least be the one to remember? That way you don't have to hide your face every time I come here to get the first cup of coffee." Marth said.

"Fine. But only because you're my friend. But if you tell anyone about this, I will kill you." Meta Knight said.

"Yeah, yeah. I get it." Marth said as he gave Meta Knight his cape. Meta Knight put it on and the two walked out of the room.

"So, you're a kirby? Can you copy abilities like one?"

"Shut the hell up, Marth."


*Tyler715* I'm not sure I approve of this completely...

*Dreamcakes* Aw, shut up! Your story was updated and now more people can know about your idea problem! Anyway, that 1 * in there, that's just how I imagine Meta Knight. With a cute little fang. Naw... Okay, I guess that's it for me... I made that last part just to match my boyfriends style, ending it with stupid hilarity. Now I must go before he hits me, bye!

*Tyler715* Okay, now that that's over... I am feaking serious people, I NEED IDEAS. You guys have some pretty good ones, and I simply must use them in later chapters, but for now, I need something I like to call, 'The inspirational brick' or, the idea brick. It's something that comes once in a while when I'm all out of inspiration, ideas, or am just too lazy to write something. Why I call it a 'brick' is because that when the perfect idea comes to me, or someone gives it to me, inspiration hits me like someone threw a brick at my head. Yes, it sounds painful, but it's a very good thing. The 'idea brick' is not just some idea, it's the idea that cures my Writer's block and brings you guys updates. Your idea may not be the 'idea brick', but I could still use it. I remember when I came up with Lost and Stupid... That was an 50 pound idea brick right there.

So, I'm not sure, but I hope you guys get what I mean. Someone will either give me that idea brick or I could come up with it myself. Rest assured, I will use some of your ideas, even if they are not, 'the brick'. Okay?

Chao for now, Tyler715