Well, everyone, I'm not sure how long this story will be. I'm pretty sure I'll only make a few more chapters, though. This story wasn't even supposed to be a story, remember? But, I suppose my reviewers convinced me to make it longer. Anyways, it's time for my worst nightmare. D: And all-girl slumber party! -screams and runs around the room- Ahem, anyways, just read the evil chapter of doom that took forever to write because Hidan has big ba...err, anyways! No crossovers, please! Eheheh.
"Let's go upstairs and tell secrets!" Popuri squealed, skipping toward the stairs.
"Yeah, c'mon, Claire! I'm sure you have something to tell everyone." Karen smirked, grabbing my arm and dragging me up the stairs.
"Well, let's get upstairs, girls! Don't wanna miss Claire's dirty little secret!" Ann laughed, dragging Elli and Mary up the stairs.
"You know...you guys are the reason I'm going to die an early death." I groaned, crossing my arms and hopping on top of Ann's dresser.
"Now, now, Claire, statements like those are the kinds that get you into trouble." Karen grinned, her, surprisingly, pearly white teeth gleaming.
I muttered small curses under my breath and gave the group of girls the best angry pout I could muster. Apparently it wasn't very convincing because they all started laughing at me, even Mary!
"Okay, now, we're going to play Truth." Popuri beamed, clasping her hands together and laying them down on her lap.
"Don't you mean Truth or Dare?" Elli inquired, placing her finger on her chin in a thinking way.
"No, just Truth. If we played Truth or Dare, Claire would just keep choosing the dares no matter how disgusting they were!" The pink haired girl huffed, crossing her arms over her chest.
"That is not true!" I objected, pointing accusingly at Ann, "Ann was the one who kept daring me to do something I wouldn't do, so then I had to lick the sink!" I flailed my arms around my head as if what I was saying was the most obvious statement ever.
"Too bad. Now, then, I believe it should be Popuri's turn first since she's so eager to play." Ann pointed toward Popuri, giving her the okay to start.
"Yay! I choose Mary! Have you ever been in love with a guy?" The pink haired girl giggled, obviously proud of herself for not choosing me first. How mature.
"No." The librarian raised her eyebrow at the giggling girl, "None of the guys in this town are my cup of tea."
"Aww, that's no fun, Mary!" Popuri pouted, showing her disappointment in the dark haired librarian.
Mary waved her hand, dismissing Popuri's whining, "Okay, I suppose I'll pick Elli. Have you ever had feelings toward Tim?"
"M-Mary! How can you ask that question?" The nurse squeaked, a blush creeping onto the bridge of her nose.
"Well, answer it, Elli." Karen smirked, folding her hands on her knees. "We're all dying to hear about it."
"C'mon, Elli, we all know you have the hots for Doctor Trent." I grinned at the brunette, savoring the moments before I'd be the victim of their cruel tricks.
"Oh, you're one to talk! You're head-over-heels for Gray! We've all seen the way you get all dreamy when you see him walk by!" Elli huffed, crossing her arms over her chest.
"H-hey! Don't turn this conversation on to me! What if he's right outside the door?! I'll die of embarrassment!" It was my turn to flush, but it was my whole face instead of the ever cute blush that Elli was graced with.
"Ooo~. Looks like the tables have been turned. I like where this is going!" Karen grinned, throwing her shoes off and jumping on Ann's bed.
"What about you! You obviously have a love-hate thing going on with Rick!" I screeched, throwing a pillow at the grinning brunette.
While Karen, Elli, and I yelled at each other, Ann, Mary, and Popuri snuck out of the room. Those three were up to something, and I didn't like it.
"Girls! Girls!" I yelled, throwing my hands up to get their attention. "Did you notice that we're the only ones in this room?!"
Both brunettes looked around, their eyes widening when there was a knock on the door. Both jumped onto Ann's bed and screamed.
"Uh...come in?" I had meant for it to be a statement, but it came out as a question.
Ann peeked her head in the room and looked at us all with a Cheshire grin that sent nervous shivers down my spine.
"Annie, please tell me that grin doesn't mean anything." I squeaked, slowly sliding off the dresser and inching toward the cowering brunettes.
"Well, Clarisse, I'd love to tell you that. But, that would be a lie." Her grin got wider, if that was possible, and she opened the door to reveal my worst nightmare; Gray, Kai, Cliff, Rick, and Doctor Trent.
Well, there goes the whole "All-girls-slumber-party-yay" idea. Oh Goddess! I felt more shivers run up and down my spine when I noticed that all of the guys were in their...uh, sleep attire.
"Annie...Remind me to kill you when this is over." I felt my face heat up and turned my back toward the guys.
"Why me? It was all Popuri's idea!" I didn't even have to look at her to know she was still grinning.
"Mary helped, too!" Popuri's voice chirped from the hallway.
"You're not the only one suffering here, Claire." Trent mumbled behind me.
Instead of doing the intelligent thing and trying to calm myself down, I threw my hands into the air and gurgled utter nonsense as I flung myself onto Ann's bed.
"Now, now, Clarisse, you're embarrassing yourself in front of everyone." Ann sniggered, seating herself next to me on her bed.
I turned my head and noticed that everyone was staring at me with either amusement, or a slight what-the-hell-did-she-just-do kind of look. Oh yeah, that made me feel good about myself.
"Anyways...Are you going to tell us why we're all here watching Claire embarrass herself?" Trent sighed, slightly rubbing his temples.
"Keep your pants on, Mister! Before I can tell you that, these lovely brunettes need to put their sleep gear on!" Ann grinned, grabbing Karen and Elli and rushing them out of the room.
"No, Ann wai- and you're gone." I sighed, sitting up. "Why do I even try talking to her when she's scheming?"
"Because you're trying to stop her from scheming." Mary stated bluntly, pushing her glasses up.
"Well, don't just stand there, boys! Sit down!" Popuri chirped, pushing all of the guys inside the room and toward the beds.
"Heh, this day just keeps getting better." Kai laughed, winking in my direction.
"Oh, shut up! I'm gonna skin you in your sleep later." I glared at the purple bandana wearing pirate wannabe.
"I'm scared." His grin widened, but then suddenly vanished when a hand was placed roughly on his shoulder.
"She's serious, you know." Rick mumbled, pushing his glasses up and taking his hand off of Kai's shoulder.
"And how do you know that, Rick?" Popuri huffed, placing her hands on her hips.
"Well I -" Rick started, but was cut off when Ann burst through the door and paraded through the room.
"Now then! Let's continue our game of Truth!" The redheaded waitress shouted, pumping her fist into the air. "It's Elli's turn, isn't it?"
"Um, yes. But, do we have to play with them in here?" Elli squeaked, hiding behind Mary.
"What's wrong with us?" Gray mumbled, crossing his arms over his chest defensively.
"Nothing! Let's just play, okay?" I finally blurted, standing up and waving my arms around to get everyone's attention. Well, it worked, didn't it? Of course it did.
"Okay...um...Ann, what's the most embarrassing thing you've made Claire do?" Elli finally asked, stepping out from behind Mary and brushing away the nonexistent dust from her nightgown.
"Ann, don't you answer that!" I screeched, my face burning bright red at the Cheshire grin that Ann gave Elli.
"I never make Claire do anything embarrassing." She answered innocently, batting her eyelashes at me.
I ran my hand down my face, knowing I should just stay quiet, but damn it I couldn't control myself! "So you didn't make me go down to the blacksmith in a freaking dress and apron and be the 'Perfect Wife' that you had envisioned me to be? And don't let me forget how you forgot to put up a sign while I was naked in the freaking tub! It was your fault I'm gonna skin Kai! And don't even get me started on what you were planning to have happen later tonight! Goddess!" I threw my hands into the air and stormed out of the room, locking myself in a closet in the hallway.
I didn't even have to see everyone's faces to know they were all staring horrified at Ann. I sighed and placed my face in my hands. I really didn't mean to blurt all of that out, but something inside of me just snapped how she was acting so, so innocent!
"Ugh...I should apologize to her...Goddess did I let my mouth run. Okay, let's get out of here." I mumbled to myself, turning the doorknob, only to find it was locked. Wait, locked?! What kind of closet locks from the outside!? "Uh, guys?! Help!"
Bwahaha! I've locked Claire in a closet! What's going to happen while she's locked in the closet? Only I know. :D Okay, that's a lie; I don't really know what to do with her. That's why she's locked up! Anyways, I hope you liked this short chapter of hilarity. :D I know I did once I finally figured out what I was going to do! ALSO! Thank you to the, I dunno, two or three people who reviewed the last chapter. I love you guys. :3
