Truth or Dare: Inuyasha style Chapter 7
Are you a Kikyo fan? Well I'm not. I hate the bitch. She's always in the way. Oh and what the hell was that crap about evil is pure and pure is evil?? You're either one or the other cause that doesn't make sense. If you don't like Kikyo I suggest you read this. If you're a fan feel free to send flames and all the bad stuff u have to say but I don't care cause no matter what I still hate Kikyo!
Chiamaka: I'M SO SORRY NARUTO! (Glomps Naruto)
Naruto: Get off of me!
Chiamaka: I love you Naruto Naruto: Ok I pick.
Allie: Is anyone else hungry or is it just me?
Sango: I'm a little hungry Shippo: I'm starving Sam: I wonder what Naraku has to eat.
Inuyasha: Let's go raid his kitchen for something
-Line break-
(In Naraku's kitchen)
Inuyasha: Damn doesn't this guy have anything to eat?
Chiamaka: Well we could ask Kanna but you made her jump off that cliff.
Inuyasha: Oh well. She deserved it.
Allie: Hey look I found some ramen.
Naruto: RAMEN!!! Gimme Gimme Gimme!
Allie: Chillax Naruto. Anyone want ramen.
Everyone else: ok.
Before Allie begins to cook ramen, Kinky ho randomly walks into the kitchen
Kinky ho: What are you doing here.
Inuyasha: Kikyo!
Kinky ho: Inuyasha... I thought I killed you or something 50 years ago.
Inuyasha: Well Kagome pulled out the arrow and-
Kinky ho: Kagome? Is this someone I should know about?
Inuyasha: NO! She's just...I love you Kikyo.
Sam: SIT!
Inuyasha: (on ground) bitch.
Kinky ho: Inuyasha...please come to hell with me and then we can finally be together 4 ever!
Inuyasha: Nevah!
Sam: He ain't going no where bitch.
Kinky ho: You want to start something?
Inuyasha: (standing up) You know what Kikyo? I HATE you. You crushed my dreams. CRUSHED THEM HARD!
Kinky ho: I couldn't let you steal the jewel.
Sam: You know...why don't you stay with us for dinner?
Kinky ho: What are we having?
Chiamaka: Ramen.
Naruto: RAMEN!!! OMG hurry up I'm soooooo hungry.
Chiamaka: It's ok Naruto. (Glomps him again)
Kinky ho: I guess I could stay.
Allie: Why don't you help me make the ramen?
Kinky ho: Ok.
Everyone else is in the other room
Allie: Do you still love Inuyasha?
Kinky ho: Yes.
Allie: You know he doesn't like you anymore right?
Kinky ho: No he does he just said that he hated me earlier because I stopped him 50 years ago.
Allie: Oh.
The water starts to boil for the ramen
Allie: (Puts ramen in) Let's join the others. I'll come back in a little bit to check on the ramen.
Kinky ho: Ok.
Later. . .
Allie: Kikyo can you go check on the ramen for me?
Kinky ho: Sure.
She walks into the kitchen and notices that the ramen caught on fire because Allie forgot about it...again.
Kinky ho then catches on fire as well
Kinky ho: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY HELP ME OMG I'M GONNA DIE SOMEONE HELP!
Sam: I don't feel like it. Inu...Kikyo caught on fire are you gonna go help?
Inu: Nah...I don't feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel like it. Allie?
Allie: (yawns) why don't you ask me later? Miroku?
Miroku: I will help you lady Kikyo! After all now that Inuyasha doesn't love her anymore maybe she'd bear me a child!
Kinky ho: OMG AAAAAAAHHHHHH I'M ON FIRE AAAAHHHH OMG INUYASHA HELP ME!
After running around and screaming she jumps through the window...over another cliff
Miroku: NOOOO!!! She could have beared me a child! Why?? WHY?
Sam: Goodbye bitch.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Poor Naruto. Allie burnt his ramen. Shame on you Allie! Hey it's not like she hasn't done it before. I just don't see how you forget about ramen. Inu doesn't love Kikyo anymore he loves ME!!! MEEEE!!!!! Sorry. Miroku should really go for prostitution. Well I guess he didn't know that's the Feudal Era. Someone tell him! See you in chapter 8!
