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"Oh, for the love of god! SHUT THE !$#&) UP!" Sakura shouted at her alarm clock as she harshly silenced it with her pillow.

The last sound it made was the 'BAM' as it crashed against her wall.

Sakura groaned as she turned over; she would have just gone back to sleep if she had not fallen off the bed.

"Ow." Sakura said as she rubbed her bruised forehead. She staggered over to her mirror and looked at horrid image of herself looking back at her. She sighed, "Well, at least my alarm clock is dead."

beep

Sakura nearly screamed but she turned around to her desk and realized it was only her computer; apparently she had a message. She clicked on it.

Thel33tSand-Master: Wakey Wakey!

Sakura groaned again but she replied:

OfficalSmart-A$$: #$&&()(&$

Thel33tSand-Master: good morning to you too

OfficalSmart-A$$: oh shut up

OfficalSmart-A$$: i hate you stupid morning people

Thel33tSand-Master: so how are you today?

OfficalSmart-A$$: tired as hell

OfficalSmart-A$$: you?

Thel33tSand-Master: enjoying the sun rays and singing to the bluebird outside my window!

OfficalSmart-A$$: please tell me it exploded

Thel33tSand-Master: chirp chirp

OfficalSmart-A$$: ...

OfficalSmart-A$$: so thats a no

Thel33tSand-Master: so to change the subject from the death of a bird - how's school?

OfficalSmart-A$$: well i finally told shikamaru everything yesterday like i already told you so its pretty good

OfficalSmart-A$$: you?

Thel33tSand-Master: well i'm good, temari and her boyfriend are doing well and gaara got suspended again

OfficalSmart-A$$: thats- good, good, and bad

Thel33tSand-Master: yeah, he's been moping around the house for the past week, i feel bad for him

OfficalSmart-A$$: what did he do to get suspended?

Thel33tSand-Master: long story and i don't want to make you late for school

OfficalSmart-A$$: i have kakashi first period i have plenty of time

Thel33tSand-Master: here's the short version - gaara + girlfriend equals happy gaara

Thel33tSand-Master: gaara + cheating girlfriend equals pissed off gaara

Thel33tSand-Master: gaara + cheating girlfriend's boyfriend equals suspended mopey gaara

OfficalSmart-A$$: ouch

OfficalSmart-A$$: well, sorry but i got to go tell gaara i said hi

Thel33tSand-Master: ok bye!

OfficalSmart-A$$: see ya kankuro!

OfficalSmart-A$$ signed off

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Sakura yawned as she stepped into the classroom. She was late but Kakashi-sensei still wasn't there so she was fine.

She threw her stuff down on her desk and slumped back into her chair ready for another day of school, bleck.

Kakashi-sensei then appeared in the doorway, "Sorry class I got lost on the road of life."

'So if you get lost on the road of life, it leads you to a cemetry; makes sense.' Sakura thought to herself.

While Naruto, who was sitting in front of her, shouted at him, "Liar!"

Sakura could tell that Kakashi-sensei was about to slap a ruler on his desk but she beat him to the punch when she chucked an eraser at his blonde head.

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Kakashi-sensei had assigned another project for the day, just another boring worksheet. Sakura started on it immediately, she wanted to get it done as soon as possible and she would have if not for two things:

1. She had to keep giving Shikamaru glares and throw things at him to make sure he did his work. and -

2. The person behind her.

"Psst. Hey!" He said trying to get her attention.

Sakura ignored him.

"Pssssssst! Hey!" He said louder as he started jabbing at her shoulder with his pencil.

Sakura's anger vein on her forehead popped. "What!?" She shouted at him in a harsh whisper as she turned around to face him.

"What's the answer to number 3? Can I see your paper?" He asked quietly.

"No! Shut up and do your own damn work Kiba!" She spat at him. Sakura had never noticed that Kiba sat behind her before but this was the first time that he had actually done anything in class to bug her.

"Oh come on! Please!" Kiba pleaded.

"No!" Sakura started to get louder and everyone in the class could hear them. Even Kakashi-sensei could hear them but he did his best to ignore them because he was too caught up in his 'Icha Icha' book to really care.

Shikamaru had stopped his work for a moment to watch them. He was doing his best to give Kiba a look that said, 'you know if you like her then you are really screwing up right now.' unforunately Kiba didn't notice.

"Come on! Just tell me the answer!" Kiba persisted.

"The answer is five Kiba, so just shut up and get back to your work." Sasuke interrupted to shut Kiba up.

"Five? Thanks Sasuke." Kiba said as he scribbled down the answer.

Sakura just turned back around to her work. But she noticed something, so she scribbled down a note to Sasuke and handed it over to him without Kakashi-sensei noticing.

Sasuke unfolded the note, it read:

'The answer to number 3 is 16 not 5.'

Sasuke scribbled back a response and flicked the note to Sakura.

Sakura unfolded the note, Sasuke wrote:

'I know.'

Sakura looked up to see his smirk and she knew that he told Kiba the wrong answer on purpose. She couldn't help but smile.

A little while later Sakura had finished her work and was bored, Shikamaru fell asleep so she gave up on him, Kiba had stopped bugging her, and Sasuke was balancing a pencil on his nose for lack of anything else to do.

Sakura scribbled down another note and flicked it over to Sasuke.

'I still haven't shown Naruto that comic, do you still think he wouldn't know it was him?'

Sasuke smirked again.

'Yep, I've already proven it. I told him about it last week, it was funny to see him laugh at himself without knowing it.'

Sakura chuckled.

'Real nice. It's too bad I haven't written another comic yet.'

'That's probably because Naruto hasn't done anything stupid lately.' Sasuke replied.

Sakura rolled her eyes.

'I write comics about everyone, so if you do anything stupid watch out.'

'That will never happen.' Sasuke wrote.

They keep passing notes like that until class ended.

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CloudWatcher: troublesome

RamenKing?

CloudWatcher: i just got out of my tutoring lesson

CloudWatcher: so troublesome...

RamenKing: what happened?

CloudWatcher: Sakura can be as scary as my mom lets just leave it at that

Dog-Boy: she sure can be scary, did you see her in gym today?

Dog-Boy: no one should ever give her a dodgeball ever again

RamenKing: hey, anko loves her now

CloudWatcher: i cant see that as being a good thing

Dog-Boy: those two could star in a horror movie together...

RamenKing: maybe we are in a horror movie

CloudWatcher: ...

Dog-Boy:...

EmoAvenger: if we were you would be the first to die naruto

RamenKing: when did you get here sasuke?

Dog-Boy: hes right the annoying nonbeliever always goes first

RamenKing:...

RamenKing: then kiba would be next the obnoxious weirdo would be next

Dog-Boy: ...

Dog-Boy: then sasuke would be after me because the cocky jerk who puts himself in a dangerous situation just to prove that the monsters don't exist always get horribly eaten.

EmoAvenger: ...

EmoAvenger: how...descriptive...

RamenKing: then last would be Shikamaru, because the lazy guy who couldn't care less about the monsters always goes into a room alone and then kicks the bucket

Dog-Boy: hey is shikamaru even here anymore?

EmoAvenger: ...

RamenKing: ...

Dog-Boy: ...

EmoAvenger: i guess not

Dog-Boy: i'm calling him

RamenKing: so if we are in a horror movie we're all gonna die

EmoAvenger: i guess so

RamenKing: but i thought that someone had to live, don't they have happy endings?

EmoAvenger: havent you heard of sequels?

CloudWatcher: hey sorry i fell asleep, kiba woke me up with the phone call

CloudWatcher: what did i miss?

Dog-Boy: we're in a horror movie and you'll be the last one to die

CloudWatcher: ...

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OfficalSmart-A$$: kankuro you there?

Thel33tSand-Master: no

OfficalSmart-A$$: very funny

Thel33tSand-Master: actually he isn't here

Thel33tSand-Master: this is gaara

OfficalSmart-A$$: oh! gaara!

OfficalSmart-A$$: sorry i didn't know it was you because youre on kankuros account

Thel33tSand-Master: kankuro left the computer logged in under his name

OfficalSmart-A$$: so since your stuck at home because youre suspended you decided to get on

Thel33tSand-Master: exactly, but who is this?

OfficalSmart-A$$: sakura! don't you remember me?

Thel33tSand-Master: of course

Thel33tSand-Master: but i havent seen you since fifth grade

Thel33tSand-Master: how have you been?

OfficalSmart-A$$: good

OfficalSmart-A$$: you?

Thel33tSand-Master: ...

Thel33tSand-Master: kankuro told you about how i got suspended right?

OfficalSmart-A$$: yeah, i'm sorry about that.

Thel33tSand-Master: dont be, i'm tired of this damn school

OfficalSmart-A$$: probably better than my school

Thel33tSand-Master: whats wrong with your school?

OfficalSmart-A$$: my first period teacher is always late, second period always smokes in class, third period married to second period, fourth period seems like hes from the FBI, fifth period is kinda psycho but i guess shes kinda cool.

Thel33tSand-Master: i would much rather go to your school, sounds like fun

OfficalSmart-A$$: in some ways it is i guess...

OfficalSmart-A$$: its not that bad but i want to shove asuma's cigarettes down his throat

Thel33tSand-Master: then you would be stuck suspended like me, bad choice

OfficalSmart-A$$: true

Thel33tSand-Master: sorry but i g2g, temari is shouting something at me

OfficalSmart-A$$: ok, i'll see ya!

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The next day Sakura remembered to turn off her computer so that kankuro couldn't message her too early in the morning. Unforunately she forgot that she broke her alarm clock the day before, so she woke up late.

She ran around trying to get everything done, combing her hair, putting on clothes, stuffing a piece of toast in her mouth and finally running to school.

She actually was pretty late, Kakashi-sensei showed up to class a mere five minutes after her.

Sakura didn't notice him however. She was so tired and out of it that she didn't even notice when Kakashi-sensei said the words:

"Class, we have a new student."

A/N: boy do i love cliffhangers lol. Omigod its been three months since i've updated?! Your reviews make me feel so guilty that I haven't updated in so long. . Well, i hope you guys enjoyed this chapter and it makes up for it.

But good news! Now that i've got a new laptop to use i'll probably be updating a lot more quickly to all my stories. But knowing me, I don't want to make any promises.

And one more thing, notice how i haven't revealed who the new character in the last chapter was? I'm so evil aren't I? lol I won't tell you right now but here's a hint: he is not an OC, he is an actual Naruto character.

Thanks to all my Reviewers!