Round 7
Zero looked at the pureblood before him closely. Kaname's face was flushed, his eyes dazed but bright as they stared at him. His usual unreadable face was now like an open book as a big goofy smile was stretched across his lips and that goofy smile seemed to spread as he eyed Zero. The silver haired hunter had a really bad feeling…really bad.
"Hey…Kuran? Are you okay?"
"Nip…"
"Huh?"
"Nip… ples…"
"What…?"
"NIPPLES!" The pureblood squealed as he threw himself on the unexpected hunter before him and latched his mouth around one of the nearest ones.
"Aah!" Zero hollered when Kaname jumped him and attached himself to his right nipple and tugged it with his teeth. "Get off of me, you big oaf!"
"Here we go again." Kain huffed as he shook his head warily.
"Explain yourself!" Zero demanded as he tried to get the other off his chest.
"You see Kaname-sama has a very low tolerance for alcohol."
"How can that be? I've occasionally seen him drink a glass of wine at parties."
"Exactly, only a glass, meaning one. Any more than that and he'll become like that." Kain gestured to the drunken pureblood molesting Zero's nipple. "His mentality becomes that of a young child. We all experienced this at least once before."
Zero eyed the male vampires who all looked traumatized from past experiences. Zero would normally feel sympathy for those who experienced events that are hard to handle, however, it was hard feeling sorry at the moment with a heavy pureblood trying to chew off his nipple.
"So let me get this straight." Ichiru started, an all to amused grin on his face. "Kaname has reverted to being a child mentally and is trying to milk Zero's nipples for some milk?"
"What!" Zero yelled and tried even harder to get the other off of him.
The vampires in the room nodded and shivered at the same time.
"Things sure have gotten interesting." Ichiru grinned.
"Well as long as he is surrounded by men he will remain like this." Shiki added in for good measure.
"Why, what happens if there was a female here?" Kaito asked.
"Trust me, you don't want to know." Aidou answered and shivered some more.
"For fucks sake! Are you jerks just going to sit there and not help me get this idiot off of me before he rips my nipples off."
"Well then Kaito are you going to help him or what?" Ichiru eyed the other with a smile.
Kaito knew Ichiru was enjoying this and since he made an alliance with Zero, he was sure Ichiru was going to make him Zero's abettor, meaning if Zero was going down, he was going down with him. Sighing, Kaito turned to his distressed partner and helped Zero remove the child-induced vampire.
"Alright Kuran, milk time is over. It's now time for you to give a dare or truth to Ichiru now."
"About that…" Kain chimed in. "Can we hold off on the game for a bit until he sobers up?"
"Are you kidding me?" Ichiru spoke toward the other. "This is the most fun I've ever had, there is no way I am going to stop the game now when things are getting juicy."
"I would have to agree with Ichiru on this." Shiki agreed.
"Have you forgotten how your cousin could get if not controlled?"
"No I haven't forgotten but it's like Ichiru said, things have gotten to be more interesting."
Once two devious minds came together, Kain knew he lost the battle before it even started. So it was best not to argue about it.
After putting a pillow between the two, Zero was able to relax a small bit. Though his senses were still on high alert in case the other relapsed again.
Kaname looked at Ichiru for a while. No truth or dares coming from his lips.
Five minutes pasted with nothing said or done making Zero grumble annoyingly. "Would you say something already!"
"What's a truth or dare?" Kaname asked innocently titling his head.
Everyone faced palmed expect for Ichiru who was laughing hysterically.
Shiki took a moment to explain the game and rules four times before the pureblood could understand. By the end of it, everyone had reddish palm prints on their foreheads and Ichiru almost busted a gut from laughing too much.
"Ooh I get it now." Kaname smiled.
"Well now that you do, will you go ahead and say something!"
Zero was completely exhausted at this point with dealing with the other. He even wished Kaname would just go back to normal again. He would rather deal with a perverted pureblood than a child like one any day.
"Ichiru-kun. Truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"I dare you to do the electric noddle."
"The what?"
"Yea you know, like this." Kaname stood and gave a demonstration, his body and arms moving in an abnormal looking way.
"Uh Kaname-sama, that's the Egyptian." Takuma pointed out.
"No that's the funky chicken." Aidou corrected.
"Nah, more like the-"
"Would you guys shut up!" Zero huffed, interrupting Kain before he could finish.
Zero honestly couldn't tell what the pureblood was trying to do, he looked like a man having a seizure than any of the dance moves the others mentioned.
"Damnit Kuran, just pick something already. Because what your doing will make a grown man cry if he saw it!"
"Fine, than do a dance scene from the Nutcracker."
Ichiru nodded and made his way to the center of the room. Taking a deep breath, the younger Kiryu began and once he did the other's mouths fell open. He was dancing to act 1 scene 9, the waltz of the snowflakes. Ichiru was doing a marvelous job with what little space he had but he danced with such grace and beauty that even his own brother was amazed by it and when he finished, there was silence as Ichiru went back to his seat.
"W-Where the heck you learned to dance like that?" Takuma was awed; it was like watching an actual performance.
"This one kid I used to black mail was a ballet dancer, so I guess some of his skill rubbed off on me."
"Now that makes sense." Kain agreed.
"How the hell does that make sense?" Zero questioned, these people were off their rockets.
"That was stupid." Kaname commented not impressed by Ichiru's dance moves.
Ignoring the other completely, Ichiru went about his turn. "Truth or dare?"
Takuma was really dreading this. He was stuck between truth and dare. Truth will have him revealing something he didn't want to say and dare will have him do something embarrassing. The blonde haired noble really didn't like this game.
"I'll take another penalty."
"Alright." Ichiru acknowledged as he emptied the second box.
Inside was a orange lace chiffon belly dancer pant bottom decorated with gold beads around the waist of the pant and there was also two matching orange star shaped nipple tassels.
"I want you to wear this and preform a lap dance for Senri."
"Oh, I like this idea." Shiki grinned.
"I changed my mind I choose-"
"No trade backs Ichjirou-san." Ichiru said to the blonde. "You do this or I will make you do something even more embarrassing."
"F-Fine I'll do it." Takuma grabbed the garments and excused himself to use the bathroom to change.
In the meantime as they waited, Kaname leaned over toward Ichiru. "Excuse me."
"Yes?"
"What is that thing?" Kaname asked in a low whisper pointing to the thing between Zero's legs that was hugged snuggly by the lace thong.
Ichiru could be the nice guy and explain what it was to the now innocent pureblood, but in all honesty he wasn't the least bit nice and messing with his brother was just too much fun.
"That is a pee shooter." Ichiru explained silently to the other.
"Oh you mean like the ones you stick peas in?"
Ichiru had to stop himself from laughing again before he answered the other. "Something like that."
"So I can play with it."
Ichiru grinned. "Of course, I'm sure my brother wouldn't mind."
Kaname's face lit up as he turned to Zero.
Zero was deciding whether to go for the cheesy nacho or the bean bun when someone yanked his junk, jolting a yelp from his mouth that shook his very core.
"What are you doing?"
"Playing with the pea shooter."
"My dick isn't a damn pea shooter!"
"What's a dick?"
"It's the thing that makes you a male." Ichiru added.
"Would you stop teaching stuff like that to him?"
"So this it not a pea shooter?"
"No it's not! Now will you let go or so help me I will take you over my knee."
Kaname's bottom lip trembled before he began to cry.
"Now look at what you did Zero." Ichiru scolded his brother. "Oh come here you poor baby."
Ichiru held the weeping Kaname as he sobbed in the other's chest.
"Why am I to blame, he started it."
"Shame on you, yelling at a defenseless child." Aidou shook his head.
"You stay out of this Blondie."
"I think you owe him an apology."
Zero looked at his brother like he had ten heads. "You can't be serious."
"I am very serious."
Zero pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed. "Fine, I'll apologize."
Looking over to the pureblood who had stopped crying now, Zero took a deep breath.
"Kuran I am s-s-so…so-sorr-…damn this is harder than I thought."
"I don't hear an apology." Ichiru sang.
"I'm trying okay."
"Y-You don't have to apologize." Kaname muttered.
"What are you talking about? This mean man yelled at you."
"I know, but if he let's me sit on his lap then maybe I can forgive him."
"Say what?" Zero was struck speechless by the other.
"That's a really good idea." Ichiru patted Kaname's head at the other's suggestion.
"There is no way in hell I am doing that." Zero refused.
"Fine, then I will hold my breath until you do." Kaname huffed as he folded his arms over his chest and puffed his cheeks.
Zero rolled his eyes. "Oh please, like that will work on me."
"Wow, he's really acting like a petulant kid." Kaito was still trying to wrap his head around the pureblood's child-like behavior.
"Would you just agree onii-san? Look his face is turning blue."
"Don't want to."
"Zero!"
"Alright fine."
Kaname stopped his tantrum and happily sat on Zero's lap. Zero more than ever regretted agreeing to play this game and was now hoping and praying for it to end.
Not a second after the whole ordeal with Zero did Takuma come waltzing out of the bathroom and into the living room. The poor boy was redder than a traffic light but he damn well looked good in that belly dancer costume.
Senri was really going to like this and was happy he agreed to a wonderful game like this.
TBC…
Special thanks to lmncake for her amazing dare suggestion of the lap dance (though I switched it from Shiki to Takuma. Hope you don't mind).
Please enjoy to your hearts content. I look forward to more truth and dares you readers give me.
-Dia
