it was night time. mario got to dragon mountain and had warned everyone that they need to be ready because mewtwo could attack and said that sonic and pac-man was not to be trusted. mega man had gone back home. it started to rain over dragon mountain as Tears Don't Fall by Bullet For My Valentine started playing. (get it tears don't fall and it's raining and also edgy music for serious setting)

in the barracks, female robin and her boyfriend male robin were watching a movie on the very small tv. "so, do you think anything bad is really going to happen?" male robin asked. "i'm worried, i admit," female robin said. "don't be. anything happens, you're tough enough to make it thru, and if you can't i'll protect you, as you'll protect me. that's why we've always been together; we have each other's backs," male robin said. female robin was swooned so they started doing robincest (no they aren't related but they're the same person technically so? can you even have an s support with yourself? am i making referenes to other fics properly?) so male robin and female robin did the do in their bedroom. it lasted for quite a while and it was playful and brb i have to deal with something.

okay so male robin and female robin finished. male robin went into the bathroom to take a shower. female robin would join him in there, but didn't feel like it.

captain falcon saw a couple of guards sleeping outside an access point into dragon mountain. he listened to Aerodynamic by Daft Punk as he killed them both (don't worry they were only nameless side characters and not important fe chars so ur fav is still alive regardless of what game they are from) and he snuck through the dragon mountains. he saw a barracks and slipped in the window. robin was there, the female one. she just got done getting dressed. an anime ready to be exterminated. "robin!" female robin shouted. captain falcon then took a chair and put it under the bathroom door knob. "no. he's not helping you, first i slay you then i slay him!" captain falcon said. summoning his keyblade. he hit female robin with it. she had no magic or weapons on her at the moment, and was at the defense. "NO!" she shouted. captain falcon falcon punched her. wow this sounds awful and violent in literary form compared to seeing it in smash brothers. anyway, captain falcon kept depleting her HP with his keyblade and falcon moves as male robin banged on the door.

male robin was in the bathroom. "don't hurt her! don't you dare hurt her" he shouted. (then Dare by Gorrilaz started playing lmao). "take me instead!" male robin shouted. then sad music started playing instead.

"Don't! Please just spare me!" Female Robin screamed. Captain Falcon had cornered her. "Sorry, show all the fear you want, but an Anime can't have real feelings. Keep pretending, you're only wasting time," he said. Female Robin could feel Death himself ready to guide her to the afterlife. Fear filled her as Captain Falcon stared at her with his fist blazing, surrounded by fire, ready to strike. "This isn't about 'killing anime' anymore, you've turned into a monster! I've heard about what you've been going around doing. You think you're doing a service by exterminating us but you've become the monster! You're enjoying this. You think our pain is something to be proud of!" Female Robin shouted through tears.
"First mistake was admitting you're anime," Captain Falcon muttered. He gave her another punch.
Female Robin tensed up further. She felt consciousness slipping away from her. Anxiety overwhelmed her, and she started to try to grab things around her to hold on to reality. She felt under the bed next to her and she felt a book. It had to be a Tome, she could definitely use this. She pulled it out only to find a magazine. Hope was shattered, and Captain Falcon laughed. The laugh made Female Robin feel a mixture of hatred and fear.
"Trying to pin this around on me and acting like I have problems isn't going to work," Captain Falcon said. He could be heard gulping awkwardly and he was sweating, breathing heavy. "Here, let me just take you out so I can kill your boyfriend next. Your talking is getting kind of annoying and it's not proving any points."
Captain Falcon lit his fist on fire, then startd to speak up. "FALCON..."
"NO!" Female Robin shrieked.
"Robin, look out!" Male Robin shouted.
And as Captain Falcon begun to smack his fist downward, the bathroom door behind him slammed open. The chair blocking it was sent flying and Male Robin leaped out from the bathroom, grabbing Captain Falcon from behind.
"I said don't you fucking DARE ever hurt her!" Male Robin yelled. Female Robin watched as the love of her life fought fiercly with her almost-killer only a few steps away from her. She got up and climbed over the bed to the other side of the room. She was able to escape the room from her current position.
"Robin! It's too dangerous to fight him like that! We don't have any weapons and we can't use magic!" Female Robin shouted.
"Well, how else am I supposed to fight him?" Male Robin retorted.
The reply hit Female Robin like a speeding bullet.
"Would you rather it be you in this situation right now?" Male Robin yelled before getting punched harshly in the face by Captain Falcon.
That had crushed her.
"Just go, get out of here! Run and live or else this is worth nothing!" Male Robin ordered.
Female Robin felt tears welling as she watched Captain Falcon beat him joyfully. He could easily take them both on with his current power. Sacrifice was the only way, and it could have been her instead. She took her lover's words to heart, and ran out the door and away from the building as fast as she could. She was headed toward the other camps within the range. She heard Captain Falcon call his signature finisher and her boyfriend scream, both voices echoing for seconds in the air, forever in her mind.

marth and ike were talking. "so, you think your old boy will show up?" ike asked. marth just shrugged and shed a tear. "look, it's okay to feel sad about past relationships. it doesn't make you weak, ok? you can tell me anything, i'll be supportive. do you miss him, marth?" ike asked. and marth nodded. "yeah, i just wish roy didn't end up so... rotten. he was kind of rude and ugh. I was so overjoyed to be with him at first but then..." marth said. "Yeah, and you wish you could have resolved things, right?" Ike asked. "yeah..." marth admitted. "And it really bites doesn't it? He's likely coming this way with all that's going on. If Mewtwo is on his way as mario believes, wouldn't he bring back up? roy man, if you don't want to see him stay in the shelter," Ike said. marth shed a tear. "Thanks man, but I need to face him. If I don't face him about this, I'll never be able to face myself."

memewhile, the final member of the Miivers Brigade, Goku, was heading toward Dragon Mountains.

mewtwo appeared, and all hell broke loose. portals opened up alongside mewtwo's and pichu started pouring in by the hordes there were millions being lit up by the moon in the sky. it was surprisingly a bit bright out for night...

"Everyone, hold your ground and fight!" Ike ordered. "Chrom, you find our Tacticians and get them moving!" Ike ordered. "alright" chrom said. and then ike was like "chrom if i die... ur the new leader" anyway then female robin came running up. "i found a tactician!" chrom said. then female robin was all "robin is dead!" (also since male robin is dead and there is only one robin now, we shall call Female Robin simply "Robin" now) and then Ike was all "WHAT?". pichu were all over the ground now, as were some occasional pikachu and also a few raichu. roy and young link came storming in and ike noticed roy. he frowned and expressed anger. "you will die tonight..." he whispered.

pit, luigi, and link came rushing into the Dragon Mountains, battling their way thrugh hordes of pichu. "we have to get to the center where the military units are! we have to help out around there if we want to truly contribrute!" link yelled over the noisy pichu.

mewtwo and mario were going at it violently. "so, not only do you-a betray me, you get my frenemy and good pal against me too?" mario quipped. mewtwo snorted at him. "whatever," he said as they fought fiercly in the middle of the pichu horde. "what exactly is dr. mario's true plans? who does he need and what does he want?" mario asked mewtwo just shrugged.

captain falcon let the tingle from killing male robin subside. then he jumped out into a horde of pichu. he was confused at what was going on, but then someone beckoned him from above. "Hey, asshole. Care to explain why you keep killing my colleagues?"

Chrom, Lucina, and Marth fought together, slashing away at Pichu. Marth noticed roy in the distance, but focused on the battle.

Roy was carrying Young Link on his shoulder so the Pichu wouldn't shove him around. "Come on, Young Link. We should take down Ike. that should get them riled up and raise even more hell!" and then a voice was like "you shall do no such thing!" and it was pit, link and luigi by his side. "you three! you caused us enough trouble! get lost!" roy shouted. young link jumped off his shoulder. "let me fight him. if i kill him maybe i can change what i'm destined to turn into," young link said. then the audacity of the situation hit link; if he killed young link, he would be erased... but it was worth it if it meant making a difference in the and young link charged at each other. pit and luigi were standing, ready to battle roy.

meanwhile, a little ways away from dragon mountains sonic and pac-man were having a camp fire. "...we really fucked up, huh pac?" saonic said. "yeah. mario trusted us... and we exploited him over... jealousy." pac said. then sonic stood up. "you think I'm actually jealous of... him?" he whined. pac just looked at him. "yeah... you're right. I HAVE been jealous. Jealous of his popularity EVERYWHERE. not just here in nintendo land or the smash committee, but everywhere. I've been off and on friends with him... and i feel so guilty for the times I've been problematic. what we just did can't be corrected... but it can be forgiven. I've been stupid and selfish this entire thime, and you know what? If I hadn't harmed him that other day back in the Smash Mansion, Dr. Mario would have never been summoned," sonic admitted. "wow..." pac said in awe. "that was... really mature of you. im proud..." he said. then sonic was like, "yeah, and you see that big fire and shitstorm over in dragon mountains? i think i know how we can make up for what i've done. what we've done."

roy was slashing away at pit and luigi. pit managed to grab a sword off the ground from a fallen soldier. while it was two against one, pit and luigi were on their toes...

mario was fighting mewtwo. mewtwo had his hand around mario's neck and lifted him up, about to blast his face off with a shadow ball.

luigi looked over in the distance and saw his brother. pit noticed it too. "the king!" he yelled. "luigi, go! help your brother!" pit yelled. "are you-a sure? what about roy?!" luigi stammered. "what about your brother? He's going to die!" pit yelled back, and then luigi ran over to mario.

captain falcon started to feel a sensation... and he noticed himself floating. "alright, charge your whatever bomb if you must but i shall still defeat you, animeboy," captain falcon said. then goku or whatever charged that big bomb thing (tbh i've never really watched dbz sooooo) and he was like "Muwahahah! if this completly charges all the way, I can wipe out this entire mountain range and THEN SONE!" he gloated. captain falcon thought for a moment. on one hand, it would destroy a lot of anime quickly, but those were HIS kills. "i won't let you!" captain falcon shit i meant shouted.

link was fighting young link, they were swaying back and forth with their swords, both killing pichu even though they were on the latter's side. "are you gonna fight me or not? i thought you were the man!" young link shouted. "I don't remember being this bratty and annoying," link retorted. "yeah? well I don't want to grow to end up like you so deal with it!" young link said. link, while acting cool, calm, and collected was worried. young link would be too easy to kill, but if he did kill him... what would happen? no. link realized he had to do this even if it meant death. it was only the enemy's idea of getting into his head. accepting his fate and ready to meet it, link launched forward and stabbed his younger self. young link gasped for breath as link noticed bleed splatter. he left his sword in his body as he fell to the ground. "now... you're going to die too..." young link whispered. "I'd be dead already. You're not me, you're just some wannabe kid. The only other me is Toon Link and he's out at sea, so nice try. I didn't know this quite yet when I decided to go in for the kill, so don't think I made this choice easily," link said. roy looked over and saw his boyfriend, dying. roy ran over, leaving his battle with pit behind. "linky poo no!" he shouted. he knelt down where young link was. "young link, plese don't leave me like this!" roy cried. then young link laughed at him. "pfft. did you really think i... cared about you? haha" he chuckled in a rasped voice. "what? what do you mean?" roy yelled. "I mean I wasn't relly in love with you. I was using you for status and perks, duh" young link laughed. roy was steamed now. he grabbed the sword that was in young link and yanked it out. he threw it behind himself without aim. link ran over to get his sword. "rot in hell," roy said as young link finally passed. roy glanced over at marth. "I know how it feels now," he thought.

mario and luigi were back to back fighting mewtwo and dodging his attacks. "so bro, you braved up?" mario asked. "ye-yeah i have!" luigi said. mario smirked. "I'm proud of you bro, I'm proud of you," mario said. luigi then felt an impetus to impress his bro and furtherly impress him. he launched forward at mewtwo, like did his side+b and it did that thing hwere it goes super powered up and does a lot of damage and mewtwo was sent flying but luigi took recoil as mewtwo hit him with a shadow ball. luigi was covered in small purple flames around him. "bro! bro are you ok?" mario asked. luigi opened his eyes and smiled. "yeah, i'm gonna be alright... just wanted to show how useful I am"

meanwhile, a bunch of FE characters and Peach were fighting Pichu and slaying the relentlessly.

Captain Falcon and Goku floated around in the air and battled, throwing projectils at each other. goku was charing his bomb thing at the same time. captain falcon then turned into a flaming falcon using all his falcon power and launched toward goku. they kept battling, and the spirit bomb kept charging. no matter what falcon did, it charged and nothing could surprise goku enough to break his focus. then mewtwo showed up. "hey, comrade. glad to see you doing your work!" he said. "thank" goku said. then mewtwo helped him charge his bomb. "no!" captain falcon shouted. the bomb charged super fucking fast now and it was ready to be thrown it was launched downward, but captain falcon flew under it and grabbed it. with all his might, he lifted it up and pushed and huffed. he then launched it upward and off into the endlessness of space, killing goku along with it. the greatness of killing anime had never felt better to captain falcon. he did a small little dance of joy before feeling a hand grab his neck from behind. "Your role has been played rather well, Captain Falcon. Now you're going to come with me. You could work nicely along thise PSI children..." Mewtwo said before escaping through a portal.

mario saw mewtwo escape with captain falcon. he then shifted his focus to dragging luigi to the safety of shelter where the medics were.

pit and link kept fighting roy, but roy held back. "kill me! kill me now!" roy shouted. "what? oh come on! we've seen enough people like you we aren't going to put no one out of their misery, so fight or flock to our side!" pit shouted. "I want to die! I fucked up in the past and I have nothing to live for now! And I don't want to go back to Mewtwo... I never wanted to work for him or Dr. Mario, alright? Young Link told I had to and bossed me around and I always felt insecure. I did the same damn thing with Marth and now I know how it fells. So much time spent questioning your own value and then getting thrown away like trash. It stings." roy vented. "Roy... can you please calm down? We don't want anymore death involved here," Pit tried to comfort him. "Just... kill me," he said. He was about to say something but got cut off quickly. A sword was stuck through him from behind. "Anything else you want?" Ike asked. "Ike!" Pit and Link shouted. Ike looked at them blankly.

in the distance, marth saw roy fall with a bloody chest. he ran over to him. "roy!" marth shouted. "marth..." roy whispered. "marth... forgive me... for everything. all your pain was my fault... and i know now how poorly i treated you. i deserve this fate marth. i truly do," roy cried. marth held him in his arms. "roy i want you to know that even through what you caused me that didn't change my feelings and shit and even tho i moved on... you still mean a lot to me. goodnight sweet prince..." marth said.

with no more big threats left, all that were left were the pichu. mario was back out battling them, until he suddenly got grabbed by a raichu. it was about to shock him, until suddenly something blurry and fast ran by and removed the raichu, kicking in the crotch 100 TIMES in one second. there was also a yellow blur being held by the blue one. "Sonic! pacman" mario said. "hey, sorry about earlier. you know how I can be sometimes," sanic joked. "yeah, I forgive you, but you still need to face consequences," mario said. "alright" sonic said. "okay, and... wait are you actually living up to your errors for once?" mario begun but cut off. "yeah, trying something new I guess," he sighed. "right well for now we need to slay these pichu. it's gonna take forever, so go out and get all the help you can get!" mario said. then sonic was like "i have a better idea," then he ran over to mario and reached into his pocket. he pulled out a mega mushroom. "that was my last resort," mario said. "yeah, and it doesn't last long enough for you to stomp on enough and make a different. me, on the otherhand..." sonic begun. mario's eyes lit up. "never thought i'd say this, but thank god you're here, sonic."

so sonic had taken the mega mushroom and shit and spindash and killed every pichu and pikachu and raichu. needless to say, there was some collateral damage, but there was nothing too bad. after the war was done, gaius from fire emblem awoke my keg came running out of a shelter holding a tv. "guys! it's that doctor mario you were warning me about the other day! he's on TV" gaius said. he showed everyone the tv. dr. mario was on a talk show "ah yes, it is me, mario," dr. mario said wearing mario's clothes. "and i have devloped a new vaccine that allows people to be immune to any disease, even preventing them from becoming anime!" he said. "and this boy will be shown given the vaccine soon," dr. mario said. he showed ness. everyone gasped.