A/N: Well, it's finally up! Any delay is because I had a vacation to go on for a week. I'm SORRRYYYYYY!!!! Thanks to my reviewers! And everybody who reads this! Oh, and... Well... I'm sorry if this is a bit random. All my other stories are depressing, so it's hard to get back into crazy mode! So, I've blah-blahed enough. Read, review, and enjoy!
The Magical Mall 2
All the girls in the army (plus several men who were with them, and asking begging, ahem for them to leave) were skipping along, going from store to store.
Lucius meekly called up to the almighty author, "I'm in the crowd too."
"I KNOW," the author responded cheerily. "I SAID GIRLS, DIDN'T I?"
Lucius sighed.
And then they all stopped in front of... THE JUSTICE STORE (evil theme music)!!!
Scarily, Eliwood and Kent were inside. Dude, where else would they be?
All the girls blinked and mentally congratulated Lyn on having the ability to marry two men in a women's clothing store.
All the girls skipped inside, and began trying on clothes. All the men followed them, the ones that were left over and not doing anything.
Sain tried to follow them, too, but ran smack dab into an invisible wall. Sain can't enter the Justice store, DUH!
"Clothes!" Ann squealed.
"I'm not so sure about this," Lyn remarked, looking around. "The clothes here are all pretty small."
Every girl in the army turned to look at her. Every single one was exceptionally skinny, including Lyn, thanks to the fact that you can't have fat anime women. Even for the ones who rode around on ponies all day and just waved a staff around were skinny
The author screams and runs as she is chased by an angry Raven.
Elimine popped her pure white bubble gum against her pure white teeth, and smiled evilly.
"Like, welcome to the Justice store! We have justice for evil peo- I mean, TOTALLY CUTE CLOTHES!!"
Roland sat sulking in the background. He, too, now had a terrifying nametag, his sporting, "Hello, my name is Rolilda. How can I help you?" He now was wearing pink nail polish and high heels with a stunningly hot pink dress that almost burned your eyeballs if you looked at it too long.
Every girl there screamed. It was a dream come TRUE!!!
They started rushing into the different dressing rooms, trying on outfits.
Lyn tried on a new dress that made Kent cover his eyes, then quickly dismissed it as, "Too girly."
Florina had found a turtleneck and long pants set, and a sparkly purple dress that had a low scoop neck and was short to boot. Her sisters stood on either side of her, each ordering her which one to pick. Sadly, two people talking at the same time does not equal good hearing.
"That dress is horridly-GORGEOUS but look at the price fir-too showy-stupid pants and anyway, they cost-a MILLION reasons why you shouldn'-get the sparkly-pants set-"
Several bandits popped up outside the mall.
"I think that Serra girl is in there," one commented.
"Eliwood the cardinal will crow at snack-time," one certain man said, drooling at the name Eliwood (GAAAHHH, creepy dude from the chapter we got Canas!!!).
"Let's go in and kill 'em all while they're..." A random bandit checked the sign by the mall. "E-llllll... iii...eeee...sss..." He slapped his forehead and died of having to actually be smart.
"KILL WITH SHINY AXE!" another bandit yelled, running over his now-dead comrade's body. Dude, he's too stupid to even TRY to read the sign.
Yay, stupid people make the world go round!
"Girls, when are we gonna leave?" Hector asked, bored and tired of having to hear repeatedly, 'OMG, SO CUTE!' or 'I MUST have that!' 'Does this make me look fat, Hector? Does it? DOES IT????!!!!" (Mostly the last was coupled with a confused Hector mysteriously getting a black eye or a bruise). "Even Matthew and his crew are done... Er... Shopping at that jewelry store. Whatever it's called. J, or something like that."
"Did you hear that?" Ann squealed, "Hector's going to Kay! Think he's gonna get a wedding ring?!"
"What the heck, I said nothing about-"
Three girls turned to face each other.
"NOBODY'S gonna get an expensive ring but ME!"
"I FIGHT the best!"
"M-maybe we can just work all of t-this out...? Please?"
Hm. Well, take your pick on who the three girls were. Meanwhile, I will be running away to have minimal damage to my health.
"Big," the same stupid bandit from before cried. "Biiiiiigggg..."
"I think I'm gonna die if I walk past one more store with people in it that want me to buy stuff," another bandit complained.
"Eliwood..." Drooled another that we're familiar with.
"Where are they?"
"Hey, look at the name of that store," one smart bandit said, pointing to a sign. "That looks like something the saps of good stuff would go into." He looked down at a familiar green knight, rubbing his head while babies with bows and arrows of hearts flew around his head. "And look, it's even a knight!"
"There's enough of me for all of you, ladies..." A dazed Sain commented.
The bandits gave a glance at one another, shrugged, and proceeded into the store.
DON'T ASK ME HOW THEY GOT INTO THE JUSTICE STORE AND SAIN DIDN'T.
(Because frankly, I don't know)
Anyhoo, the girls paid no attention whatsover. All the guys were all running around and screaming, wondering where their weapons were.
Elimine- I mean, Ellie, frowned from behind the counter. She had a mysterious pile of something covered with a sheet behind her (WEAPONS, AHEM!!).
"Hm... Watch Serra die a bloody death... Or live with her forever. Tough choice, but #2 WINS!
Letting out a war cry, she proceeded to blast every bandit to smithereens with Aureola. 'Cause she's got mad skills.
The boys all paused and blinked at her, upon which she smoothed her skirt, gave her hair a flip, and gave them all a heart-melting smile.
The girls now had their full attention on Ellie.
One stepped forward. "Nobody but NOBODY messes with OUR boyfriends!" She waved a scary thin lance, which broke the second it connected with the air resistance.
She whipped out another, this time a SILVER lance that Elimine actually did kind-of fear.
So she pointed at the skies, and said-
"FLORINA IS OUT OF CHARACTER!!! OUT OF CHARACTER, I TELL YOU!"
The author pauses from typing to sulk for a few seconds.
Then Florina dropped the silver lance and ran off to cry to her sisters.
The other girls did still look a little murderous, and it looked like Elimine and all of heaven were done for, when
NERGAL APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A DRAGON!!!
They all screamed, VERY loudly. Except for Serra, who gave Nergal a pleasant wave, and a "I told you we would band together to take over the world the day after tomorrow, not today."
Nergal gave a scowl. "It's the thirteenth, isn't it?"
"When we came into the mall it was the eleventh."
"You've been in here for two whole days!!" Hector cried (yes, Hector did cry).
"Oh. Well, then." Serra smiled at him. "Okay. Let's go!"
"That's actually not the reason I'm here," Nergal said, nodding. "I'm actually here to kill you off."
"WHAT?!" Serra let out a loud screech. "NO WAY!!!"
Elimine bolted up, she too letting out a loud screech. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! SHE HAS TO DIE IN HEREEEEE!!!!"
Serra looked at the two of them. "I'm so popular!" She squealed.
"Having 2 people wish to destroy you is not MY ideal idea of 'popular', as you call it," Ann said, once again GOOD Ann.
Serra scowled. "Shut up, Annie."
"OMG INBD!"
Nergal gave Ellie a funny look. "Wait a second, aren't you...?"
"DON'T YOU DARE SAY MY NAME, IT IS HOLY AND YOU ARE NOT!!!!"
"Elimine?"
Everybody in the store turned to look at her.
Then Eliwood burst out laughing like a maniac. "Elimine? Elimine wouldn't want to kill anyone!"
"I beg to differ," she muttered under her breath.
Nergal gave her a scowl. "I have to kill her! It can't be you!"
"There is no WAY I'm letting her get into heaven!"
"That's not politically correct!"
Nergal was delivered an invisible slap as the author sighed.
"No politics."
Nergal shrugged and said, "That's it, Elimine! You're going DOWN!!!"
So the two engaged in an exciting battle, of which I will not say a thing. It was epic, amazing, wonderful, surprising, the ending was absolutely fantastic. Don't you just love it when authors skip over a part you'd like to read??
Anyway, the two were a close match, but in the end, Elimine won.
She's a girl. Girls are always right, and win, so deal with it. We're right when we're wrong.
Nergal retreated with his army of dragons, leaving the group in the mall.
After a week, all of the men and most of the girls had emerged but two.
Ann and Serra stood, each holding the ends of a shirt that looked absolutely adorable.
"Mine!" Serra snapped.
"It rightfully belongs to me!"
"MIIIINNNNNNEEEEEE!!!"
The two yanked on it.
A sleepless Elimine sat in the background, rubbing her eyes.
"Why doesn't she die already? WHY?"
"I don't get it, my lord," Ephidel said, shaking his head. "Why would you want to kill Serra and Serra only? She's pretty much the only truly evil one in that group."
Nergal let out a loud 'HARUUMPH!!' "You'd understand if you were Limstella."
"Lord Nergal, I don't understand either."
Nergal slapped himself on the forehead. "Hm... I suppose it is questionable where you two will go after you die."
"Die?" The two looked at each other like the possibility of that happening was extremely funny.
"I, meanwhile, if I fail in my plot..."
"You'd go to heaven?"
"Well..." Nergal tapped his chin. "I don't think so. I've been hearing the guy on the other end needs a replacement. But anyway, there is a reason why I must kill Serra."
"Why?"
Nergal raised an eyebrow. "You think I want to spend an eternity with HER?"
A/N: Weeeelllll... I am SOOOOO pleased with all my reviews! You guys are AWESOME!!! I have 19 reviews! 19!!!!!! Anyway, I shall now get on to the part where you skip everything but your own name. But you don't have to!
Cheea5- To my mother's disappointment, I never act girly in a mall... But I will wear dresses and stuff. But I don't like it too much, especially tights. Anyhoo, thanks for your continued support!!! I hope you liked this chapter! You rock!!!
sagewolf- You sound a whole lot like me!!! Though I try to avoid malls entirely... Anyway, thank you so much for your review and I hope you enjoyed this chapter!
Tri17- I do feel sorry for Ann. But there's a girly-girl inside every girl, whether she likes it or not! Yes, I adored Elimine in the last chapter... But now I feel bad about what all I did to Roland... Thanks for your support and please enjoy my story!
DarkBlaziken- You gave me 5 reviews all in one package!!! Yaaaayyyyy!!!! Thank you so much! And go Blaziken, though I like Swampert better. Thank you so much and enjoy this!
I think I'm going to cry!! I have 4 reviewers this time to talk to!! Yay reviewers!! The next chapter will be out in a week or so, and though I have no plot idea whatsoever, that means for the best! See y'all soon!!
