You know the drill!

SirBartholomew21: "OH GOD! OH MY GOD THEY KILLED HIM! Actually I never liked that guy very much. He was kind of an asshole. He used to make fun of me and put my head in the toilets. I didn't like that very much." -Angerbeard

A NEW CHAPTAH, YESH! KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK MY FRIEND. I also have a new chapter up with your character in so go check it out :).

Response: Thanks for the compliment and there's a nice Angerbeard reference. Also, thanks for accepting my guy!

Sparky Pancakemonger:

I absolutely love it! I hope Deborah doesn't die first.

Response: Thanks and that's an absolutely amazing name.

Anyways, ONWARDS


Surprisingly, getting to Birch Ridge wasn't exactly difficult, despite Jason Voorhees prowling around, waiting for his next victim. Sure, Vanessa made some complaints, but at least she kept it quiet. During our trek, Adam had picked up a large, thick branch, likely to defend against Jason. Eric was comforting Deborah, who in turn, was doing the same to Eric.

"We're here." I said. I pointed a large cabin where I saw shadows moving around frantically, likely the other counselors. I walked to the door and tried to open it, only to find it locked. Brandon went up to the window and knocked on it. A.J. was the one to open it. "Get in!" She whispered frantically. Brandon shrugged. "Can you unlock the door?" A.J. didn't look amused in the slightest.

"We're keeping it locked in case Jason comes by, now crawl in through the window dammit." A.J. hastily said. She proceeded to step back, waiting for us to get in. "You guys go first, I'll come in last since I'm bigger." Eric said. Upon his insistence, Deborah was the first to climb in, followed by Vanessa, Brandon, me, Adam, and finally Eric. I looked at Adam and grinned.

"Told you we'd make it." Adam sighed. "Whatever, I need to sit down." Adam proceeded to sit down on a couch next to A.J. and put his arm around her, and oddly enough, she didn't even snap back, and she even nuzzled him. I leaned against a wall. "You two got together I guess?"

"Yeah, right before Jason showed up, I manned up." Adam said confidently. "Finally, a guy who makes me NOT want to pull my hair out." A.J. mumbled. I looked over at Eric and Deborah, currently sitting in a corner, not even looking at each other. Brandon and Vanessa stared out the window, keeping watch in case Jason arrived. I decided to go into another room, and saw Jenny searching the drawers. "Hey, Jenny." Jenny jumped in surprise, but smiled once she saw me.

"Don't sneak up on me like that." She said with a grin. "Sorry, I didn't mean to." Jenny patted my shoulder and held onto it for a small bit, making me a bit confused. "Sorry, I'm just a bit worried about everyone." Jenny said. I looked around. "Where's Chad and Tiffany?" I asked. "I'm surprised you're worried about Chad." Jenny replied. "I'm not really, I'm just curious." Jenny pointed to the bathroom. "They've been in there since after I got off the radio." I sighed, knowing exactly what was going on. "Lemme guess...relieving stress?" Jenny shrugged. "You can put it like that." Jenny said. "They won't open the door either way."

"Well, we need to have a group discussion, so I'll break the door down if I have to." Jenny did a mock bow. "Be my guest." Before going to confront Chad and Tiffany, I was curious about something. "Hey Jenny, why were you looking through the drawers?" I asked. "I think I left my keys in here, and so far, all I've found was a map, some medical spray, and a pocket knife." Jenny sighed. "Hey, keep those, they'll come in handy sooner or later." Jenny nodded and continued searching while I walked to the bathroom door. I tried the knob, but it was obviously locked.

"Hey Adam? You can pick locks right?" I called out. Adam walked in. "Yeah, why do you ask?" I pointed at the door. "Mind if you pick the lock so Chad and Tiffany can get out?" Adam shrugged. "Eh, why not?" I dug around in a toolbox and found a screwdriver and handed it to Adam, who instead of picking the lock, took the knob off.

"You sure that's a good idea?" I asked. "It'll at least allow me to do this." Adam stepped back and proceeded to kick the door open, causing it to slam against the wall rather loudly. I grabbed him by the collar. "Jesus Christ, you have any damn idea how loud that was?!" Jenny leaned in. "Hey, everything alright?" I sighed. "Yeah, Adam just tripped over something." Jenny shrugged and left. "Really, why me?" Adam asked.

"Because you were the one who kicked the damn door." I said unamused. "Point." Adam replied. We turned to see Chad and Tiffany both sitting on the toilet with no clothes on, obviously my suspicious being correct. Suddenly, while they were both staring at me in fear, I actually felt myself lose control. "Are you fucking kidding me?!" I yelled. Adam tried to calm me down, but to no avail. "We're literally being chased by THE Jason Voorhees, who by the way, killed Rob, and you're here fucking each other?!" Chad stood up, letting his obvious wood shrink. "Hey, we're all stressed here you peasant!"

"Yeah, but at least the rest of us aren't fucking going off and christening the place with goddamn semen!" I yelled, causing him to shrink back while Tiffany looked terrified. "I swear to god, you've been driving me crazy since I've got here, insulting my mom, nearly hitting Deborah, wanting me to die, and now you pull this bullshit?!" Chad fell down and scooted himself against a wall. "At this fucking point, if you're in trouble and I was the only one to save you, I'd fucking let you die you spoiled piece of shit!" At this Tiffany attempted to bolt out of the bathroom, not even caring she was stark naked.

"And you Tiffany, you may be less annoying than Chad, but that does not excuse the fact you decided to fuck HIM to make HIM feel better, and instead of comforting your pals, you decided that good ole fashioned sex is the way to go! Well it isn't! We need to work together to get out of this, and we can't do it by simply having a goddamn orgy!" Tiffany whimpered in fear. "So both of you clean up, get your clothes on, and join us to discuss how we're getting out instead of FUCKING BEING USELESS SHITS THAT ONLY FUCK EACH OTHER INSTEAD OF CONTRIBUTE, AND YOU TWO WONDER WHY YOU WERE THE LAST ONES TO BE GODDAMN HIRED, AND IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE USELESS!" I practically screamed. I felt some hands on me and begin to pull me back. Turning, I saw Brandon, Adam, and Eric hauling me away while Deborah, Vanessa, A.J. and Jenny comforted Chad and Tiffany. The guys took me to the main room, where Brandon promptly punched me in the jaw.

"The fuck's wrong with you?!" He yelled. I sighed. "I'm sorry...It's just…" Adam sat next to me. "What?" I shook my head slowly. "I just want everyone to get out alive, and just the fact that Chad and Tiffany didn't care what had happened...it got to me…" Eric sat in a chair across from me. "Yeah, I understand…" I buried my face in my hands. "I just want to get out of here…"

I heard footsteps and saw the rest of the group standing in front. "We're ready to discuss a plan." Jenny said. The group proceeded to gather in a circle and turn to me. "Alright, so we need to escape." I said. "I'd say we split into teams of two." Vanessa spoke up. "So who are we going with?" I paused. "If we want to contact the police, then I'd say Eric and Brandon go together." Adam proceeded to speak up. "Uhh, I accidentally broke it when I leaned into it too hard." Everyone groaned at this.

"Eric, you'll fix the phone box while Brandon will defend him." They both proceeded to look at each other and nod. "A.J. and Tiffany are going to gather weapons in case Jason comes by." A.J. raised her hand. "Why do I have to be with her?" I stared at her. "You both are the best at stealth, so moving around won't be a problem." I looked around the room again. "Chad, Jenny, and Vanessa will hold the place down, and me, Deborah and Adam will go and fix up the cars." Chad raised his hand. "Wait!"

I raised a brow. "I want to go instead…" I looked towards Adam and Deborah. "We're better at making defenses either way…" Adam said. I looked around one last time. "We all got it?" Everyone mumbled in agreement. "Alright, let's go."


Well, Kenny got pissed off and a plan is now in motion.

Once again, nothing's changed when it comes to stats...so yeah.