Pinwheel Funhouse
When Freddy and the others came out the other end of the tent, they were very surprised at what they saw. The scenery looked just like the forest earlier, but it was all warped and distorted. The members of the party looked around at each other and saw that they too were misshapen from the funhouse's effects.
"What the hell?" said Bonnie.
"Why be we like this?" Withered Foxy asked.
"I don't know," said Freddy. "It's kind of like one of those mirrors where it makes everything look all weird. You know the ones I'm talking about?"
"Oh, yeah, I know!" said Chica.
"Me too," said Bonnie.
"Aye," Foxy agreed.
"Well, I'm pretty confident that it's just an effect of the funhouse," said Freddy, "so we shouldn't worry about it. Let's keep going."
"Wait, we're at a crossroads," said the Puppet, gesturing to two purple tents, one to the left and one to the right. "Which way should we go?"
"Umm..." Freddy pointed to the tent on the left. "Let's go into this one."
The party entered the tent and came out in a cave. They walked around a corner and saw two tents; one closer and one much farther away.
Freddy scratched his head. "Let's think for a moment here..."
"Hey, Freddy!" said Nightmarionne. Freddy looked at him and saw that his needle-like fingers were passing through some stone in a spot.
"Wait..." Freddy ran up to Nightmarionne and tried going through the stone wall, and it worked. He saw a tent on the other side.
"Brilliant, Nightmarionne!" said Freddy excitedly. "I'll bet that whoever built this place wanted this tent to be sealed off for no one to be able to find! That means it's gotta be the right way!"
"Or it's leading us into a trap," said Bonnie.
"... Or that, but let's try to be optimistic here," said Freddy.
"Yeah!" Toy Chica agreed enthusiastically. "That's always the better choice!"
They entered the tent and came back out into the forest. There were two choices from there: a tent to the right, or a tent to the left. The one to the left, however, was blocked by two tree stumps and a giant, Frankenstein-themed bear named "Bubba".
Freddy looked at both of the tents, but paused at the one Bubba was in front of.
"Oh, geez," said Freddy. "Fredbear, was Bubba one of the 'abominations' you were talking about?"
Fredbear looked at Bubba and his eyes widened. "Yep, he sure is."
"Damn it," said Springtrap. "If he's guarding the way out of the funhouse, then we're never gonna get by him!"
"No, we still can," said Freddy, "because we're doing away with that 'teams' thing, remember?"
"Look," said Springtrap, "if Brow Boy was tough enough to beat one of us apart with one blow of his fist, then Bubba will be capable of much more!"
Freddy paused, thinking. "You're... absolutely right. We're gonna need to think up of some way to-"
Suddenly, a giant gold endoskeleton called "Gold Endo" pounced out from the trees and landed in their path.
"What the – Gold Endo?" said Bonnie.
"Attack!" Freddy yelled. He, Toy Freddy, and Withered Freddy simultaneously threw their microphones at Gold Endo, all three hitting him in the face. Mad Endo retaliated by grabbing hold of Withered Freddy and pulling him clear apart.
Everyone gasped in shock.
"Oh, no you DIDN'T!" Bonnie and Toy Bonnie sent out a barrage of music notes at Gold Endo, and Funtime Foxy and Spring Bonnie joined their assault by swirling two yellow and purple notes around, which summoned dozens of comets down from the sky to strike Gold Endo. The Neon Bee and UFO were attacking Gold Endo furiously. The Nightmare animatronics dug their fangs into Gold Endo's golden body (some of the bites being toxic instead of high-damaging), and Springtrap dropped a Spring Bonnie head down from the sky, landing right over Gold Endo's head and severely wounding him. Toy Bonnie and Balloon Boy sent a couple of trap-like animatronics at Gold Endo, and Withered Bonnie and Phantom Mangle were repeatedly belting Gold Endo with pizza wheel after pizza wheel.
And Gold Endo was fighting back like mad. Every animatronic that got close to him or got onto him was instantly plucked off and then either thrown back or torn apart, and he kept a steady rain of hot cheese from the sky, which kept landing on the animatronics and hurting them repeatedly.
"This is too much for us to handle!" said Freddy, rolling some pizzas of his own at Gold Endo.
"He is almost destroyed!" said Toy Freddy. "His health is-"
Gold Endo grabbed Toy Freddy's head and ground it up in his grasp.
"TOY FREDDY!" Freddy cried. "He's dead!"
"He won't be once we're done this battle!" said Phantom Freddy.
Toy Chica boosted everyone's stats with her Birthday ability, and Phantom Freddy used his own abilities to lower Gold Endo's stats. Gold Endo dropped some more hot cheese, and one of the globs landed on Funtime Foxy's head.
"Ow!" she yelled. "Okay, ye know what? THAT BE IT!" She used Cosmic Song again, and more comets rained down, driving into Gold Endo, and completely knocked him apart. The rest of the party members got revived.
"Yaaaaaaaarr-har-har-har!" Foxy cheered. "Well done, lass!"
"Thank ye, Foxy," said Funtime Foxy, "but thar still be this hot cheese on me head." She reached her hand up and wiped some of it off.
"I can help you," said Toy Chica. She shot out a waterhose, and it washed the hot cheese off Funtime Foxy's head.
"Ahhhh," said Funtime Foxy happily. "Thank ye, lass."
"You're welcome!" said Toy Chica cheerfully.
Freddy looked at Bubba, who had been watching them the whole time. A fierce look of determination and anger was held in his eyes.
"We're gonna have to do something about him," said Freddy. "I personally want to take him on right now, but I don't know how the rest of you will feel about that."
"Freddy, we're all eager to fight Bubba," said Bonnie. "We're ready if you are."
"I am ready," said Freddy.
"All right!" said Bonnie, turning to the others. "Are you ready to take on Bubba?"
"Yes!" said the other animatronics.
"I can't hear you!" said Bonnie. "I said, ARE YOU READY TO TAKE ON BUBBA?!"
"YEAH!" the other animatronics cheered.
"Okay, then let's do this thing!" said Bonnie. He and the other animatronics walked towards Bubba, passing through the tree stumps which were as false as the stone wall. Bubba glared at them formidably.
"All right, big guy!" said Bonnie to Bubba. "You ready to rock and rumble?"
"Bubba is ready to break you!" Bubba growled.
Bonnie blinked in surprise. "Whoa, you can talk?"
"Of course Bubba can talk," said Bubba. "But puny rabbit will be broken!"
"Excuse me?!" Bonnie yelled. "For your information, bud, I'm a bunny, not a rabbit!"
"Yeah, I'm a rabbit," said Springtrap.
"BUBBA WILL BREAK PUNY RABBITS!" Bubba roared, stomping his foot.
"All right, THAT'S IT!" Bonnie yelled. He ran at Bubba and launched some musical notes at him, but the notes thudded against his brown exterior and barely fazed him. Bubba leaned forward sharply and let out a loud scream, and Bonnie was stunned down to his very bones. He tried to move, but he was paralyzed with fear. Bubba backhanded Bonnie, which knocked him into a tree with surprisingly velocity and knocked him apart.
"BONNIE!" Toy Chica cried, tears starting up in her eyes.
"Bubba broke puny rabbit," Bubba snarled.
"But he's not dead!" said CC. He pulled out a gift box, and when he opened it, Bonnie jumped out.
"Bonnie!" said Toy Chica happily. "You're alive!"
"Gonna take more than that to take me, you clockwork piece of crap!" Bonnie yelled at Bubba.
"Doesn't matter," said Bubba, grinning evilly. "Bubba took pleasure in crushing puny rabbit, and Bubba will gladly do it again!"
"Yeah, well, Bubba needs to get a better amusing hobby," Bonnie muttered to himself. "And some personal pronouns."
He shot some more music at Bubba, this time targeting them at his face, and Bubba reared back from the blow, roaring in fury and swiping his hands around his face. Bonnie ran at Bubba then, and Bubba brought his fist down at Bonnie, but Bonnie dodged it, jumped onto Bubba's arm, and ran up it, jumping onto Bubba's face and biting his forehead.
"Raaaaarrrrggghh!" Bubba roared, grabbing Bonnie off his face and flinging him back towards the other animatronics. "Puny animals will not get past Bubba! Bubba will crush puny animals!"
"Damn Frankenbear," Bonnie muttered, getting back to his feet. Toy Chica gave him a few cupcakes, and they healed him. "Where were the rest of you?"
"Still coming up with a plan," said Freddy. "And now we've got one." He reached behind him and pulled out a glowing yellow object that looked like a computer chip.
"What's that?" said Bonnie.
"It's a Chip," said Freddy, smiling. "I found it back in Dusting Fields, and I decided to save it until right now. See the little printing on it, saying "Block:Jumpscare"? If we use this Chip, it'll make all of us immune to his Jumpscare attack, which is what he had used on you before."
"Oh, awesome!" said Bonnie.
"All right, everyone," said Freddy, "GET 'IM!" He sent some pizzas rolling at Bubba and then ran at him, the others following him. Bubba let out another loud scream, but Freddy didn't get startled even in the slightest.
"Two can play at that game!" said Foxy, and he let out a scream of his own. But Bubba wasn't affected.
"Baby fox thinks that will scare Bubba?" said Bubba. "Baby fox knows nothing about Bubba!"
"I know ye be vulnerable ta hot cheese!" said Foxy, dropping some on Bubba's head.
Bubba swiped his massive hands at the party, destroying at least a few with each swipe. Nightmare pounced onto Bubba and latched on, digging his fangs into his chest. Bubba grabbed Nightmare and tried to pry him off, but Nightmare was far too strong and held.
Freddy threw his microphone at Bubba's face, and it hit him in the eye. Bubba reached out towards Freddy and grabbed him. Freddy struggled in Bubba's grasp, but couldn't break free. He mentally commanded more pizzas to roll at Bubba, targeting his hand, but it didn't affect him. Bubba opened his mouth and tossed Freddy inside. Before Freddy could escape, Bubba bashed his jaws together, hard.
Freddy felt an incredible crushing and tearing pain and then everything went black.
When Freddy awoke again, he found himself hopping out of a gift box.
"What happened?" he asked.
"You had been forced into Bubba's mouth and then bitten apart," said Toy Freddy, "but now you have been revived by RWQFSFASXC, along with many of our other fallen members. Thankfully, Bubba is nearly destroyed."
Freddy looked at Bubba and saw him on his knees on the ground, struggling to keep himself up with his hands. He was lazily cruising his fists through the air at Mangle, but she was too slippery and outmanoeuvred every punch.
"Man," said Freddy. "I was dead for a long time."
"That you were," said Toy Freddy, "but now that Bubba is at his end, let us finish him."
"I hear you," said Freddy, slowly getting up.
Nightmare Bonnie used Pizza Wheel 2 and struck Bubba with them. Bubba flinched and meekly tried to block them with his hands.
Springtrap slowly sauntered up to Bubba.
"Had enough?" he asked.
"C... cheater..." Bubba grunted. "Puny... animals... fighting... not fair..."
"Yeah?" said Springtrap. "Well, true that, but you can consider this attack fair-and-square." He pointed up to the sky and dragged his arm down towards Bubba's direction, and a Spring Bonnie head fell from above and landed on Bubba's head. The Spring Bonnie head suddenly compressed on Bubba's, and Bubba let out a heavily mechanized screaming roar as his head broke apart into a million pieces and his lifeless body collapsed on the ground.
"And that," said Springtrap, dusting his hands off, "is how it's done."
"Nice going!" said Mangle.
"Eh, he was a piece of cake after he was softened up a bit," said Springtrap casually, smiling.
"Okay, so if we're done kicking his ass, then let's get out of this vexing funhouse," said Freddy. "I've had quite enough of it now."
"Yeah, same here," said Bonnie.
The party headed towards the tent that Bubba was guarding and went through it.
