"Idiots, idiots, idiots." Rielle repeated to herself as she shook her head.
"Baka…" Miyuki giggled.
"The hell was that?" Pain asked, still aggravated from the stupidity of his organization.
"So the New Yorker knows more Japanese than the Japanese guy. How sad…" Takai laughed.
The Akatsuki members crept out from their hiding places. "You all better be ashamed of yourselves. Not only did you practically kill John over here," Pain gestured at John. "But now we don't even have time to make you look, well, normal."
"Well than it's time to get to work!" Miyu laughed as she grabbed Sasori's arm and led him the living area where she plopped him down on the sofa and began digging through her purse. Hana was steaming.
"Wait just a second!" Aya yelled.
"He's mine bi," Miyu started angrily.
"No, no. Sasori looks normal. Kisame, Zetsu, Kakuzu and Tobi on the other hand need lots of work. And Deidara and Itachi need either a haircut or a new hairstyle all together." Aya finished in a matter of fact way.
"What about me?" Hidan asked.
"Just take the chicken fat out of your hair and you're fine." Takai told him. Hidan looked like he could cry.
"Well whose working on whom then?" Rielle asked. She was busy trying to get John to sit up.
"I so call Deidara!" Miyuki declared as she grabbed some scissors, a rubber band, and Deidara's arm and ran to where Miyu and Sasori were sitting.
Takai walked over to Kakuzu with an evil grin on her face. "Hello handsome." She said as Hidan's eye twitched. Takai led Kakuzu to the corner where she pulled out the largest amount of blush, foundation, and moisturizers anyone could possibly store in their purse.
"Well then… Hana do you mind?" Itachi asked. Hana was in the kitchen when he asked so she pulled out a pair of scissors from the drawer.
"Hell yeah." She grinned.
"Aya," Kisame began.
"No thank you." Aya replied as she took Zetsu's arm and led him away.
"Come on dude." Rielle smiled as she led Kisame away.
"Hidan?" Miyu asked.
"What the ****. Sure." Hidan sighed.
"What about us?" Sasori and Konan asked.
"What about Tobi?" Tobi asked.
"Okay, well…" Hana analyzed them. "Tobi, loose the mask and barrow one of John's school caps. Konan, take the piercing below your lip off and I think John will help you put some brown highlights in your hair or something."
John sprang to his feet. "At your assistance, my lady." Konan giggled.
"And Sasori…" Hana double blinked. "Go get dressed." Everyone got ready. When they had finished, it was obvious who was who but their appearances were slightly changed in order to make them look like they might belong in the United States rather than a child's manga. Their school uniforms fit them well too, black paints with grey cotton shirts and red ties. They cleaned up rather nicely.
"To the entrance exams!" Miyuki declared.
"Problem captain boomerang. Pain and us already took them. Us like, three years ago and you like six months ago." Rielle reminded her. Miyuki anime sweat dropped.
"Well then… we will help them find their assigned rooms and then we will read manga!" Miyuki corrected herself. Rielle slapped her forehead.
"Oh my god." She said.
"Oh my Jashin." Takai corrected.
"Yeah! Oh my ja," Hidan started.
"Don't repeat what I say." Takai warned.
"Yes m'am."
The group traveled down the hallway and to the elevator. It was almost noon so there were only a few students who hadn't taken the exams. They all crammed into one and waited while the elevator dropped down to the main floors. They stopped at the main office to get the Akatsuki's room numbers for the exam and schedules for the term. The lady handed them all to Miyuki who had pushed herself to the front of the line to get them.
"Don't ****ing push!" Hidan yelled. Before he continued, Miyuki reached into her pocketbook and pulled out a roller of duck tape which she then taped Hidan's mouth closed with.
"This school has a strict, no F-bomb policy. Anywho, first off, to room 200! Hidan and Kakuzu, you're first." Miyuki proclaimed. The whole group anime sweat dropped.
They walked down the hallway to room 200 which was Mr. K's room. He was the math teacher and a boring one at that. He also resembled a mouse most of the time, except when one viewed him from the side in which case he looked like a horse. Hidan looked at him as he pulled the duck-tape off.
"What? I'm taking my test with him? What a ****ing joke! He looks like a ****ing rat…" Hidan laughed. Mr. K's eye twitched with anger. Miyuki sighed and snuck up behind Hidan who turned around to face her. "What the fu…mmmnnnhhmmnnnhhmmmmmfffff!" Hidan muffled. Miyuki had taken out the roller and duck-taped his mouth closed. Hidan began to stick up his middle fingers so Miyuki taped them down too. If Hidan's mouth wasn't forced shut, his screeching could be heard all throughout the school.
"Well then…-sniff- come in gentlemen and we can begin." Mr. K told them, a slight bit of anger in his voice.
"Bye-bye!" Miyu yelled. She waved and grabbed the papers from Miyuki. "Sasori, Tobi, and Deidara follow!"
"Itachi, Kisame, and Konan. With me please." John stated.
"And Zetsu! Come on partner!" Aya ran down the hall with his hand in hers.
And so the Akatsuki left for their tests. This will be talked about in the next chapter. TTFN.
