It's time for some OC/Samus stuff. Not very much, anyway, as she dislikes him
CHAPTER 7: SEDUCTED
"Finally, the Sleeping Beauty has woken up!", Samus says. I think this is the strangest moment of my life with Samus. I am laying on the ground just next to Samus' bed…and guess who is sat on the bed? Samus herself… She was armorless, with my favourite outfit, I love how that swimsuit (kinda) suits her. She is drinking something in a can, her eyes looking at mine.
Is there anything I don't like of her? Yes, her feet. They are pressed against my stomach, and hurt very much . I hate her superhuman strength.
"Well – I ask – when you started calling me by girl names?".
Her feet make a major pressure on my stomach as she answers: "Now I am! Do you have some problem with that".
Said so, she crushes the can with a single hand. I think she is attempting to scare me… she is managing to.
" Can you at least stop pressuring my stomach?"
"Why should I? Your abs are so soft."
I then grab her calves and l try to lift them. God, what kind of muscles she has? They are so firm… No, they are rock hard, I need more than an arm to move them.
"Oh – she yells – you are showing some fighting spirit. Then I should too."
She completely lifts her right leg until her foot touches… her nose? How is she that flexible! then she let it go with all her strength onto my stoma… OUCH! It's like a stone whip: that will hurt very bad tomorrow.
I can't do anything scream. I will not be able to ingest anything for a long while.
She then grabs my legs and pulls them so that my face is in front of hers. She then bring her face near to me thanks to her flexibility. I can't believe I'm still here just laying. I have her face so near to mine… If I move my lips I will kiss her. Not a bad thing, but I fear her reaction. I hope also she didn't look at my pants. Damn you hormones.
"It's incredible! – she says - You clearly know how much I am powerful, but you still try to fight me. Why?"
I decides to switch topic and I say: "How did I fight Cragle?"
"Pretty well, but he eventually would have won. A punch of his almost took off all your health. A second one would have knocked you out and then killed you. Cragle was one of my greatest foe and I consider myself lucky to have defeated him… not killing him! Just a question, how did you know I was in that bar?"
"I didn't!"
She looks at me puzzled: "You what?"
"I didn't know you were there. It was a mere coincidence!"
Samus stares at me, just like I am crazy… God, her face is so cute, why isn't she going nearer to me? Her eyes, her hair are touching me. She is so beautiful. Please, do that, kiss me, then you can also kiss me again… and kill me. Kiss and Kill, eh? There should be a TV show with that name. It would be pretty cool.
OUCH!
"Samus, why did you slap me? = ("
"You were strangely absent and I brought you back to reality!"
"You could have just yelled at me!"
Samus shrugged and says: "As you wish!"
She than lays to her bed and says: "Sit next to me"
I obey, partially because I love staying next to hotties. I am a teenage human, after all. Samus is in such an hot pose…
"How are you so flexible?"
"Just like anything, TRAINING! Why are you that surprised. Can't you do that?"
She again bring her legs next to her face, almost making me faint.
"Ehm… NO! I am not very limber! To tell the truth, a rock is more limber than me! "
"Really? Show me! Touch your feet with your fingers without bending your knees!"
I do what she says… or at least I try to. I have to muscular tensions, I can't bend by back enough… I barely touch my calves.
"C'mon, Apoc, at your age you should be much more flexible. Just a moment, I'll help you"-
I blush as I feel Samus' hands on my back, and my back on the verge of breaking, When I fell my fingertips touching my finger, I plead Samus to leave her gap on me. My back is screaming for pain…
"So, I went well against Cragle… - I shyly say rubbing my spine - what about you?"
"I have just told you that my fight against Cragle…" she replies
"NO, not against Cragle, but against me…"
Samus, from her usual non-smiling attitude, looks on the verge of bursting.
"You against me? Just five letter, Apoc: U-S-U-C-K!"
"Does this mean I didn't go well?" I say looking at her face with puppy like eye
She blasts: "Not, you didn't at all. If I truly were your enemy, you wouldn't stand a chance… Not your fault, just you haven't superhuman strength like me. I overpowered you in less than a second in that arm wrestling match!"
"Okay, let's change topic…"
"Why did you keep changing topic when you are insulted or criticized? I know I'm pretty harsh but…!"
Then, something snapped in me
"You may not know that there are people who DESPISE GETTING INSULTED. YOU ARE SLOWLY CRUSHING MY WILL AND I AM STILL HERE ONLY BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO!"
I then turn silent: I have finally realized a truth: "Plus, I don't think I am into bounty huntin'. I need another job! You proved me that their world is too hard! And I clearly see you are the nicest (and somehow the best) hunter, but in another contest you would be the harshest and most cold hearted"
Samus' face suddenly lits up and shows an expression between a stoned face and a smile. She sits next to me.
"It's not a nice thing to say, but at least you are showing some spine finally! So, no more Apoc Chaser. Well, listen, my next mission involves going into a pretty rich planet and taking care of a mysterious businessman"
"When you say 'taking care' you mean killing, right?" I interrupt her
"Of course – she blurts out – now, as you say you are not able to bounty hunt, I'll leave you here and you will start a new life, new friends, and so on… It's the best thing for both of us!"
I don't know what to say. On a side there is a WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! squealing all around… On the other I have grown affectionate on Samie, besides all the sensual attraction I have. I will miss her. Her beatings, her harshness, her strange way to thank me... But she is right, we are too much different... We are like apples and oranges, we don't mix up well at all. Too bad, I somehow enjoyed time with her.
"So, this is a goodbye", I hope she didn't notice the tear-
"Well, yes, it is. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed despite all…"
She then gives me a little and brief hug, a thing I usually would die for… I would have done anything to have her, but I won't pretend too much than this. She breaks apart the hug after some seconds.
I blast: "I hope we will remain friends, at least!"
She replies: "Unfortunately for you, it's unlikely!"
Suddenly I feel the need to tell her a thing. "However, Samus, I like you very much. Your strong personality is magnetic to me…"
She sighed and said: "I have known that since you almost made out with my legs". I turned as red as a tomato, while she is about to get out of room.
"Want something else?" she asks on the door.
"Well… - I know I will die for saying that, but I must – at Christmas could you send me an e-mail with a picture of you dressing some Santa dress as skimpy as your usual bikini-like outfit?".
I feel a piece of Samus' armor thrown at my head by a superhuman strong being… Where did she get it. Then a scream: "YOU PERV BUFFON! I hope you were joking, as I will make your last moments miserable on this ship"
Well, this is kinda my relationship with the Hunter. Despite my great headache, I chuckles. It was worth of it.
HAPPY EASTER DAY!
