This is sooo weird. I've never writen a fanfic on my home computer before, but there is a first for everything. And I am NOT going to make you guys wait until the endof summer for another update. So, this one is kinda more of a filler until the next chappie, which is one of my very favorites. Hope you enjoy!
P.S. fanks to all my reveiwers and TheCOMFYchairdundunDUN the newspaper artical is coming, dont worry
Awkward Thing In Awkward Land
thursday october 20th
8:00 a.m.
Jas was waiting for me at her gate but I just walked straight past her. I am not going to stop ignorez-vousing her without good reason.
"Georgia!" She yelled. Then she ran up so she was walking along side me.
I didn't say anything but started to walk a bit faster.
"Gee! This isn't fair I don't even know what I did!" She waited for a response. Well she is deffo not getting one. Jas sighed. "Come on, talk to me! I'll even let you drone on about Dave." Even though I do really want to tell her about the whole special week-aversary date tomorrow I kept silent. "And, and... you can have all the black midget gems I get this month."
Hmmm... "Okay, I guess I can forgive you."
"Yay!" Then she gave me a huge hug.
"Get off you lezzie!"
"Oops, sorry." She let go of me and we kept walking. "So is there anything with Dave to drone on about?"
"Yes, actually there is. When we got to my house yesterday he said he wanted to have a special week-aversary date at his house tomorrow. Then he said I should wear that dress I got in London, the blue one." Jas nodded her head. "So I asked him if it was like a formal type thingy, but he said he wanted me to wear it because I look really georgous in it. And so now I'm all nervy because I have no idea what we'll be doing and I'm going to tell him I love him."
"Awwww." Jas said. "That is so sweet. You shouldn't be nervous, its Dave. You guys are perfect together."
"Thanks Jas." It didn't really make me any less nervy though.
maths
This is really pointless. Do I really need to know how many degrees are in a triangle, or circle, or square? I don't think backing dancing or bee keeping requires any stuff like that.
break
The titches came up to me and started asking me loads of questions all at once. I couldn't understand anything they were saying, just that it was, of corse, about Dave the Laugh.
"Woah girls, slow down. One question at a time." I told them.
"Sorry miss." Ginger titch said. "We just heard that you were going out with Dave the Laugh and we wanted to know if it was true." The other titch started nodding her head like mad.
"Yes, yes I am dating him."
They squeeled, no joke, and started jumping up and down. "That is great! We like you much better then that blonde girl he was going out with before." Then they jumped a bit more and each gave me a hug. What is it with people hugging me today? And then ran off.
Those two are truly insane. I'm so proud.
r.e.
Miss Wilson is in full dither mode. When we came in Rosie winked at her and said, "Heard about you and Herr Kaymer. Niaace." Miss Wilson spazzed out so much she almost fell off her chair. It was vair amusant.
The reat of the class everyone brought up little sugestive hints about Herr Kaymer. Her bob was going wild. Eventually she said we were all going to meditate, i.e. shut up.
4:00 p.m.
at the gates
Rollo, Dave, Dec, and Ed were all waiting for us. They had out a newspaper and were laughing a lot. That must mean its our artical! Yes, yes, and trice yes!
We all ran up to them and Rosie ripped it right from Dec's hands.
one seond later
We're on the front page! The picture of us is abso-bloody-lutly hillarious. Rollo was licking Jools cheek, Dave and Rosie were wearing their rediculous clothes, and Sven was doing the creepiest smile ever. And under the picture it has all our names and a whole artical on us!
"That is so awesome!" Jools said while laughing.
We all nodded our heads in agreement.
"I can't beleive we made the front page!" Jas said.
We nodded again.
Then all of a sudden Dave wrapped his arms around my waist and pulled me back away from everyone. He whispered in my ear, "Do you think I looked sexy in that picture."
I laughed then turned around to look at him. "Yes, vair sexy."
He smiled. "Knew it."
I rolled my eyes. "Come on lets go."
five minutes later
"Wanna play twenty questions?" Dave asked walking backwards infront of me.
"Uh, sure."
"So, whats you favorite color?"
"Purple."
"Favorite movie?" Ugh, I hate this question. I like a lot of movies. Oh I know!
"The Sound of PANTS!"
Dave laughed. "Nice. Um, favorite food thats not a snack."
"Err, spag bol probably."
"I see." Then he did some pretend beardy stroking. "What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?"
"I'm a plain chocolate kind of person."
"Moi aussi." Then he did the raisy eyebrow thingy. "What about your favorite animal?"
"Oooh, Scottish wildcats. Like Angus." They were so cute when Mum took us to see them at the wild park!
"Err, I'm out of questions. So it'll just be five questions then." Dave said turning back to walk beside me.
"Okay. So now I need to know your favorite color, movie, food, and animal."
"Of corse. Um, green is my favorite color, movie is same as yours food is too, and obiously my favorite animals are camels." Ahh, yes why didn't I guess that.
"Awesome."
And then, like magic, we were infront of my house. That walk went by really quickly.
Dave turned to face me. "So I guess this is goodbye kittykat. I won't walk you home tomorrow, so you can get ready for our date quicker." Then he smiled and gave me a little number five. "S'later."
"S'later." God I love him.
7:00 p.m.
I have baricated myself in my room since Uncle Eddie is over. This place is already a mad house when he's not here, and when he its like a complete loony bin. And every time they insist on getting drunk and playing Abba, and vair vair loudly at that.
Just as I was getting all cozy with my facemask on and reading my (Mutti's) Cosmo someone knocked on my door. If its Uncle Eddie with one of his insanely crap jokes I will kill him.
"What?"
"Georgia, phone." Mutti said "I think its that sexy Italian boy you were going out with."
WHAT?
I jumped off my bed and shoved my dresser away from the door.
"Masimo?" I asked going into the hall.
"Oh yeah, thats his name. He's on the phone right now." She said.
Oh no, oh no, oh no! I ran downstairs to the phone. "Hello?"
"Ciao." Eek! It is Masimo!
"Err, my mum said you wanted to talk to me."
"Ah, si, Miss Georgia. I was looking at the paper and was seeing you in it. And I saw you were with mates and thought, yes that is good. But you seem much happy and with Dave." When he said 'with Dave' he said it like with with Dave, as a couple. Oh man, this is like awkward in awkward land.
"Uh huh."
"When I leave, I thought that be very sad for us. But two days later you are with Dave? I do not understand." Oh no, he sounds really upset.
"Well, I... Um, I, I don't really know what to say, Masimo. Yes, Dave and I are going out and it kinda happened really soon after you left. Its just I really like him, and he was being really nice, and you are in London now so..."
"I see. This hurts for me, but I understand. Are you being happy?" Aww, it sounds almost like he's crying.
"Yeah, I am happy. I'm really sorry." I feel soooo bad. First I have to do this woth Robbie and now Masimo. I draw the line at doing it with Mark B.G. though.
"It is okay. Me, I be fine. I hope for you and for... Dave to be happy." It sounded like he had a hard time saying Dave's name.
"Thank you. I hop you're happy to. And you'll find someone great, any girl would be lucky to have you."
"Yes, thank you. I must go now, I have a gig soon." He still sounds quite sad.
"Okay, bye Masimo."
"Goodbye Georgia."
9:30 p.m.
In bed. I feel horible, I hate making people upset. What I do for luuurve. I hope Dave is happy, I'm breaking a lot of guy's hearts for him. It is worth it though.
two seconds later
Oh God, we're having our first official date tomorrow! Plus I only have about an hour to get ready. Ugh, now I'm never going to get to sleep.
one second later
Stupid Masimo being sad. Stupid first dates. Stupid stalag 14. Stupid scuba diving barbie!
Why does Libby have to leave her toys in my room all the time? Probably if someone came into my room they'd see all the toys and think, 'Wow Georgia still plays with barbies. Hahahaha. That is so embarassing! Hahahaha!'
one second later
I'm never going to... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
There it is! Now I can't wait to write the next chappie, a lot of Gee/Dave! I'll try to write it as soon as possible but I move around a lot in the summer, so it may take a while. But I will write! And I hope you all have a wonderful summer... wow that sounds stupid.
Luuurve,
Chaela xxx
