I Call Her Dora

"You know, I've gotten complaints from the children," Sirius interrupted.

They separated hastily, straightened their shirts and rambling nervously.

"Really, its getting ridiculous. If you're going to snog, have to decency to do in it upstairs locked in a room where no one—especially me—can see you. Because honestly, there's nothing more gross then seeing my best mate doing that with my baby cousin."

"Sirius, I'm not a baby."

"Yes you are."

"No she's not."

"Well, maybe not to you, Mooney. And how can you tell when you're—?"

"Alright!" Tonks half-yelled. "We get it!"

Sirius looked at her. "Geez," he mumbled, walking out of the room and into the kitchen where the Weasley's were about to eat lunch.

"He still hasn't grown up, has he?" Tonks said, more of a statement than a question.

"Surprisingly, yes, he has. Shall we eat?" Remus said, grinning down at her, offering his arm.

"Yes," she said, grinning back and hooking her arm in his. They walked arm-in-arm into the kitchen. They sat next to each other in the only two seats open, beside Sirius.

"So, I see you guys finally finished sno—" he started, but Remus kicked him in the shin. He exhaled, mouthing 'Ow'. Remus knew he was trying to annoy him now. And, as always, it was working. He was always good that.

"Finished what?" Ginny asked.

"Oh...you know..." Remus stammered, looking over at Sirius, who was smiling evilly.

"Snoring," Tonks blurted.

Ginny looked at her. "You expect me to believe that?"

"Yes."

"Well I don't, because I'm not a child. I know what snogging is."

Remus was staring at the table, and Tonks was painfully looking around at everyone. No one had knew they were together. They had preferred to keep it quiet for a while, but Sirius had found out, and then everything went downhill. Obviously. Sirius laughed, earning him another kick—harder this time—in the shin. He stopped laughing.

"Wait..." Ron started. "You two were snogging?"

Remus wanted to curl up and die, just so everyone would stop staring at him.

"Yes, Ron," Tonks said confidently. "And?"

"Um...nothing."

"Didn't think so."

Remus held back a laugh.

"So you two are dating now?" Hermione asked hopefully.

"Yes," Tonks answered confidently, but happily. Remus smiled at that, his head still lowered, staring at the table.

"That's good," Hermione answered.

"Yeah, it is. It's great."

"I think its weird," Sirius said, looking around to see if anyone agreed.

"Shut up," Remus said to him with a laugh.

"No, Mooney. I will not."

"Have you ever?" Remus asked, although it came out as more of a statement.

"No," Sirius said, shrugging. "Honestly, though, it's a bit weird."

"Well, so are the 'Weird Sisters', but everyone still loves them," Remus said to him, mumbling, "...for some reason..." quietly.

Sirius looked at him, folding his arms. "Oh please, you didn't even know about them until Nymphadora told you, I bet."

Tonks opened her mouth to tell him off about calling her that, but Remus beat her to it, surprisingly.

"Don't call her that, Sirius, you know she hates it."

"What do you call her, then? 'Tonks' seems a bit weird to call your girlfriend."

Everyone was staring at them, and holding back laughter at their acting like teenagers.

"I call her Dora."

"Dora," Sirius repeated, trying it out. "Does it annoy her?"

Tonks cleared her throat. "No, I love it."

"Well see, that's not near as fun as calling her Nymphadora."

Tonks rolled her eyes and leaned back in her chair. She was happy Remus called her Dora, it was sort of their little...thing. And she loved it. Just like she loved him.

A/N: Well, that was longer (and sappier) than I expected. Hope you enjoyed anyway, please review :)