Draco's Crew: Holiday Surprise

Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece.

The Fight before Christmas


Nickie grin as he sat in front of his army of Santa as they got themselves ready, "Alright guys. You know what to do.", He said out loud as the group nod at once, then one of them walked up to their leader.

"We move in and take everything that will bring you riches, sir.", the Santa said in a deep voice to Nickie, who nod and smirk.

"Very good.", he lean back as he look at them, "And what do you do when you run into trouble?"

"We destroy!", all of them which make the leader smirked and leaned back.

"Good! Sasha! Jerrie! Are you ready?"

"Is that a trick question?" Jerrie asked as he walked toward his leader, who knocked him on the head for no real reason.

"You know me.", Sasha seem to appear out of nowhere and sit on Nickie's lap, "I'm always ready to get rich."

"Heh...good to hear.", Nickie said as he looked at her with a cruel smile, then he looked at his army and snap his fingers, "Get you fat asses to work, boys!", and with that all the Santa just nod and quickly jumped off the holiday-looking ship, running toward and disappear inside the forest. "This is much easier than the old days.", he said as held Sasha and smirked, "Hehe...no morons to destroy your plan."

"No more bombs.", Sasha said as she snuggled against her leader, trying to stay warm.

"And no more healing morons who will only get hurt again.", Jerrie said as he stand up with a smile.

"Yes this is the life." all three of them said and shut their eyes, but opened them as they heard something hitting the deck. "What the hell!", the three shouted as they found a severed Santa head.

"Maybe it fell off the body." Jerrie muttered as he moved toward the head and was about pick it up, but the head begin to shake and begin to say 'Ho ho ho', nonstop while sparks seem to come out of it mouth and eyes, then the head exploded, sending Jerrie flying and hitting the mass.

"What the hell going on?", Sasha ask as she bite her lip, got off Nickie as she looking around the ship, but she didn't move as she hiss in pain and fall forward, showing five needle in her back.

"Sasha!!!", Nickie shouted as he ran toward the woman, but stop as he heard someone jumping on the deck.

"Don't worried about her.", said a voice almost hissing, making Nickie turn around his heel, facing the dark figure, "She is just paralyzed, not dead."

"Who are you?", Nickie growl, watching the figure move closer into the light of the flames, showing a tall man, wearing all black, with a cross shape scar on his right cheek, and on top of his long black hair was a red Santa hat.

"Ho ho ho."

"You're that man....from Water 7...", the gothic-like Santa said as he took a step away, shaking some, "W-what are you doing here?"

"My name is Malchior." he said as he move closer, "And I'm here to take care of some business."

Nickie keep walking back, till he hit the wall, breathing heavily as he saw his eyes, beginning to change into the slits with every step he took, "L-let's make a deal....say 70/30?", this doesn't stop the zoan user, "How about 60/40?", smoke seem to come out of Draco's mouth and nose as he move closer, "Ok...how about 75/25?", a pair of horns grown from his forehead and a large, black scaly tail slowly grow under his jacket, "Alright...how about 100/0?"

"Alright.", Malchior with a hiss as everything went back to his human form, "I'll take all of it.", Nickie took this as his cue and hit the wall, making a hidden door open, quickly pulled out a double edge battle axe.

"Like hell I would share with the like of you!", the gothic-like Santa shouted as he swing the weapon at the zoan user, trying to behead Draco, but right before the blade could touch his neck, he grab the blade with his hand, stopping the weapon, then it begin to crack as the hand squeeze it.

"You know, I want to 'axe' you a question.", the pirate captain said as he shut his eyes and sigh, then without warning he punch Nickie in the stomach, leaving the weapon in Malchior's hand, "Why do you like to destroy main people's lives around this time of year?"

Nickie cough as he watch Draco and began to laugh, watching him toss the axe into the sea, "Cause I enjoy it."

"Really.", Malchior hissed as he grab a hold of Nickie shirt callor, "Well, I guess I'll show you what I enjoy to fools how like to play with people."

-the next day-

A group of police and a few other men walk abroad on the ship, looking around, looking at all the mess on the ship. One of the man whistle at the sight of ripped and burnt red suit, as well at the pieces of metal, wires, and broken gears. "Wonder what happen...", said one of the men, who move toward the mass, looking at both Jerrie and Sasha, who was tied to it and knock out.

"I'll....tell you....", said a high pitch voice above them all, making the men look up and burst out laughing as they found Nickie, with both his hands and feet tied together, but what make everyone laugh was the fact that the gothic-look Santa's clothes was hanging by his underwear. "Don't....laugh....and get...me down!", he cried in a high pitch man as he feel his body lowing down to the crow's nest as tears run down his cheeks.

"Alright.", said one of the man as he too out a knife and throw it at him, cutting his underpants off, making Nickie hit the reeling of crow's nest, then rolled off the side, hitting the deck, hard, "Aww...that's got to hurt."

"You...have...no clue....", Nickie hiss in pain while he tried to set up, but couldn't move a muscle.

-On the Azarath, almost midnight-

The ship sail the sea as the crew seem tired, after the finish their new tradition, Malchior said it would be a good idea to leave the island, before the marines come and pick up the 'Holiday Bandits'.

"I wish we could of at less stay to enter a contest or two.", Gwen said as she sigh, feeling the weather beginning to change.

"Couldn't be help.", Roy said as he lean against the mass and shut his eyes.

"Beside, it was alright.", Harry said as he glance at the log pose, checking the need, and sigh as he hold the steering wheel, making sure the ship was on the right course.

"Yeah....but now I wish we stay a little longer.", Jessie mutter as she narrow her eyes and start to bang on the kitchen door while she shout, "What the hell are you doing in my kitchen, Draco!?"

Just then, the door open up, letting out the smell of spicy food come out of the room, making everyone to turn the kitchen, to find Malchior, smirk some as he look at Jessie, "I'm making Christmas dinner.".

"Say what!?", they yelled as the look at the captain as Jessie glare at Malchior.

"You can cook?", everyone but Karai shouted in shock, while Jessie glare at the captain.

"Yeah.", Malchior said as he shut his eyes, grinning weakly, "Though I can only make a few things. Now, why don't you guys dig into the meal?"

With that, everyone, but Malchior, run into the room, take in at the feast of chili, spicy noodles, gumbo, and other different foods.

Malchior smile to himself as he took hold of the wheel and watch the sea, enjoying himself, then he said, "Aren't you going to go eat something, Jessie?"

"I have a question.", the cook said as she move behind Draco, "If you could cook, then why did you need me?"

Malchior blink as he turn around, looking at Jessie and grin some, "To put it simple, I can only cook a few things and not everyone like spicy food."

"So...that's the only reason you needed me?", Jessie said as she glare at him.

"No...", Malchior said as he turn around and watch the sea, "There other reasons...I need...no want you around..."

"Like?", Jessie ask as she move closer to Draco, but the dark hair man said nothing. Jessie narrow her eyes and was about to punch him on the head, but then she notice Jack flying above the captain, still wearing the headband. Jessie smirk as she tapped Malchior's shoulder "Draco?"

"Yes?", he answer making Malchior turn his head, but his eyes widen when Jessie surprise him by kissing him, then break the kiss as she smile and turn around, "Merry Christmas.", she said as the cook walk away from Draco, leaving Malchior to steer Azarath.

Draco just blink as he watch Jessie walk away, then look up at Jack, putting two to two together and grin, "Merry Christmas, Jessie."

"Hehehe.....Mal got a girlfriend.", the parrot said as he landed on his shoulder.

"You do know I'm putting you in a cage, once you fall to sleep, right?", Draco said as he glare at the bird.

"Hehehehe...Maybe I should start learning how to stay up.", Jack said as he move away from Draco, then take flight well, leaving Malchior the steering wheel.

"Jean...", the tiger cub move out of the shadows as she look up at her captain, "Go get the ero-bird.", the tiger nod with a purr and run after the bird.

Come back here, you feathery chew toy.


"And that was the first Christmas of our family.", said a short, black hair man, with a cross shape scar on his cheek, wearing black pants, a white button-up shirt, and a pair of sandals. He was in his mid-30 and was setting on a bed, looking at the two little kids about the age of four. "Now time for bed."

"But daddy,", said the girl with long, black hair, cover in bed as she look up at him, "You said the story would be romantic."

"And you said it would have a lot of action in the story.", said a the boy with long, blond hair, setting up from his bed.

"I would tell you more of the story, but it's your bedtime, and if you don't go to bed soon, Santa won't be here to give you, your gifts."

The two kids look at each other then back at their father, "Night daddy.", they both said as then quickly lay their heads on the pillow, shutting their eyes, and begin to fake snore.

"Night Duncan. Night Amanda.", said the dark hair man as he walk out of the room, slowly shutting the door behind him. He hum to himself as he head toward the deck, but stop as a pair of hands cover his eyes and smile as he felt a body press against him, "You know it's getting a bit cold for you to run around half naked, Blue Rose."

"True, but that doesn't mean you don't enjoy it, Draco."

"True.", Malchior said as he turn around, facing the woman's figure, wearing a large button-up, white shirt, that cover up most of her body and long, blonde hair was hang loosy over her shoulders, "But then people would see your body.", then she move toward her as he grin, then wrapped his arms around her

"Aww...That's so cute.", the blond said as she wrapped her arms around Draco's neck, "You don't want to share me."

"Why should I?", He ask in a whisper before he kiss her, then without a warning he pick her up and carried the woman into the shadows, "You do belong to me, as much as I belong to you.", then a sound of a door, being slam shut was heard as laughter, "Besides, I feel like unwrapping my Christmas gift, early."


Malchior: -blink and tilt his head- Did...I just write that?

Jack: You did. -the bird said as he sigh and mutter- And I didn't get a single kiss. Damn mistletoe tradition!

Malchior: -chuckle weakly- And here I thought I was going to go dark with this story. -rubbed his neck- Now about the scene with the future....it's 15 years in the future, meaning...well.....you think about it..as for the kids names. I named them after two of my favorite swordsman/swordswoman, and I hope you can figure who they are, but I'll give you a hint. Listen to Queen. -grin as he drank his Dr. Pepper- Anyhoo, this is the last chapter of this story and I hope you all like it. -did a V sign- So, please review the final chapter.

Malchior: Hold up, didn't you said you were going to give them something?

Malchior: Oh yeah.....I know I forgot something... -smack his forehead as he stick his tongue out- Well here the surprise....though some of you already know what it is. -grin weakly as hem rubbed the back of his head- Well, most of you already known my pen name isn't my real name, no matter how much I wish it was. -mutter some and lean back- Anyhoo, my real name is Jason and to tell you all the truth, I don't really care for it. So, if you guys don't mind, just call me Mal or Draco or the World's Greatest Author. -did a fighting pose, only with a pen his hand, instead of a sword-

Jack: He full of himself again. -he mutter with a sigh-

Malchior: -rolled his eyes and sigh- Well, I hope all my reader have Happy New Year! So, Happy New Year!