Busting Balls Episode 7: Final Fantasy Reference

Deadpool. Man, myth, legend, and all around sexual deviant. Our anti-hero has plunged into his deepest nightmare to confront the evil villainy of Freddy Kruger. By that I mean he fell asleep during a meeting at One Hell of a Night's office. Will he prevail? Or will this be the end of our... okay he can't die but damn it you know that sounded epic! So let's dive balls (or whatever you got) first into the deepest corners of Deadpool's mind and see what actually goes on inside this brilliant idiot's head. (Warning: Jumping into the deepest corner of Deadpool's head can result in headache (lol), stomach ache, explosively awesome diarrhea, extended periods of watching Golden Girls, and a strange addiction to pickle-flavored Pocky. Please see your local S.H.E.I.L.D community center for more details.)

"Upon reading this first sentence about 3/4's of our reader base were sent to the hospital. Dark humor is dark."

- Deadpool (Just Now)

"Now listen Freds... can I call you Freds?" DP asked the demon.
"No." Freddy replied

"Alright Freddy the Fartypants how about yall sit back and listen up cuz' imma gonna throw down some fresh beats. Somebody give me a phat beat and punch in the time clocks and whatnot cuz we be laying the smackdown on a brudda! Yo Freddy are you ready this is what's going on, you and me are trapped here together and...OW! THAT GODDAMN KNEE!" Deadpool once again held his knee in pain. "But how da..." DP cleared his throat. "But how did you shoot my knee? Oh yeah freaky-ass dream powe... I really need to stop using the Ebonics dictionary."

"Now listen here Jackass, I brought you here because I need you to do me a favor. You owe me for that last incident." Freddy said "You mean the cantaloupes in Guatemala incident? I said I was sorry. I was really drunk at the time and..."
"You'd just better do this, or else I'll make sure no healing factor in the world will be able to cure what I do to you!" Freddy yelled as he held DP by the collar.

Deadpool stopped for a minute to think. "So did Blackheart break up with you to or...?" Deadpool received a clawed hand to the skull. "So did anyone else hear that "GWASH" noise? Nope? Okay you'd better stamp my hand because I'm about to leave the show." Deadpool said. "Now, when you go back I want you to kill OHoAN! Understand?" Freddy gave his instructions to DP. "YAY! I get to kill someone! Alrighty see you later bestest buddy! Call my cell later!" Deadpool said as he exited the dream world.

In the real world we see Deadpool at the meeting. "Oh hey brain where were you?" Deadpool asked.
"Oh nowhere. I had a conversation with Freddy Kruger."
"Interesting."

"...so Deadpool will you do it?" OHoAN asked DP "You bet your sweet ass Mr. Night. After all we're one in the same... Deranged!" DP replied "Love it! Love that humor of yours man! We should talk again some time, maybe over coffee and a little Pink Floyd music alright? Now get oudda here I got important business to take care of." OHoAN showed Deadpool to the door after he shook his hand. "Now ladies..." OHoAN said as the door closed behind him. "Alright let's go and do what One Hell of a Night told us to... wait what?" Deadpool asked.
End of Chapter 7!

One Hell of a Corner:
Hello all this is OHoAN. I hope all of you liked this long awaited sequel. Now my excuse for not updating? FREAKING WORD DEMO! After the demo was over I couldn't access the original draft of this story and decided to write another. Not to mention my real life stuff like school and work. So here you go! Have fun reading and see you soon on DPBB!