Hey! Get prepared for a heated fight! BTW I do not own OHSHC!


Danielle's POV

"Let's all play the 'Which One is Hikaru' Game!" Kaoru and Hikaru asked.

Ugh this game is the worst because almost no one can tell them apart.

"That's the dumbest game I've ever heard of." Thank you Haruhi!

"What, have you got a problem about it Haruhi?" They continued to speak in unison.

"I agree with Haruhi." I added bluntly, my brothers looked at me shocked.

"Not really, I just don't understand how the two of you are so popular." Haruhi said, why!?

"Having a couple of good looking guy saving homosexual intendancies earns the club high points. It also helps if the two struggle between their attraction and their friendship." (Hikaru)

"And in our case we're twins, our relationship is taboo, and therefore more intriguing." (Kaoru)

They walked up to one of their guest, "And besides who hasn't fantasized about twins," Me... " having two loves is better than one, dontcha think?" (Hikaru)

"It's a young women's romantic fantasy." (Kaoru)

"Well... um... yeah, you're right. I cant take it!" The girl said while the others squealed.

"You guys are idiots, you know that right?" I asked them.

"You still love us though!" They teased.

I was about to respond when Tamaki ran into the room with a laptop. "HIKARU, KAORU! When I gave you permission for the club's website, I did so on one condition... THAT YOU TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!" Tamaki said, uhh Tamaki-senpai these are my brothers you're talking about.

"We take our job very seriously, Boss." Hikaru said.

"in fact we worked on it last night until dawn." Kaoru waving his hands in a 'don't worry about it' gesture.

"Is this what you worked so hard to create!?" Tamaki said showing a picture of Haruhi's head photoshopped on a boys upper body. I think Haruhi died.

I decided to walk towards the couch to get away from the drama, aka Tamaki. Sooner or later, Kaoru and Hikaru decided to call Haruhi their toy, when they do that, you do not want to me near them.

"You want a toy? Toys... toys..." A creepy voice came out a door, wait was that door always there? "If you like toys then you should come visit my black magic club."

"Sure!" I said before my brothers pulled me away, "ANYTHING TO GET AWAY FROM THESE TWO!"

So the same thing with every new character we meet, Kyouya gives us some intel on who they are and what they do. Nekozawa-senpai is apparently afraid of light so we decided to shine a flashlight on him, you hafta say I love pranks and seeing what would happen.

He ran away, and t down and do something fun, have an arguement.

"Hey, Haruhi, can we come to you place?" (Twins)

"No." (Haruhi)

"I too want to come see where my precious daughter lives!" (Tamaki)

"No way in hell Senpai." (Haruhi)

"Then let's settle it with a game of Which one is Hikaru! And if you get it wrong the penalty is that we get to go to you house tonight!" My brothers said as they switched places.

"That one is Kaoru," She said pointing at Kaoru, "and that is Hikaru." She said pointing at Hikaru.

"Uh oh, you got it wrong!" They said.

"No I got it right, you guys may look similar, but you are very different." She said to them.

"How can you tell them apart? It's practically impossible when they cover their parts with their hats." A girl asked.

"How to put it... well Hikaru's speech and actions make him come off more mischievous." Haruhi said, there's the beginning of our fun!

Kaoru started laughing to himself, when they started insulting each other and saying Hikaru has a crush on Haruhi.

"Why would I fall for her, I mean she looks like a tanouki!"

"How dare you call her a raccoon dog!" Tamaki yelled.

Motor sounds soon came out, "huh?" I asked.

"Our beloved Haruhi is in a four sided love, and two of them are twins!" Renge said. Wait, didn't she go to France?

"Cut it out! You're the one who is always crawling into my bed!" Hikaru yelled.

"I wouldn't choose to do it I only did it since you looked lonely! Idiot!" Kaoru yelled back.

"Who are you calling an idiot!? You're the one that sucks at math!" Hikaru retorted. The fan girls in the background were fan girling again.

"Oh yeah!? Well your failing your foreign language class, you big dummy!" Kaoru responded.

"The way you grind your teeth is deafening!" (Hikaru)

"At least I don't toss and turn so much that I fall out of bed!" (Kaoru)

"Sucker!" Hikaru said.

"Sicko!" Kaoru said.

"Your momma wears too much makeup! That's it we're over! Come on sis you're coming with me!" They both said.

"No she's coming with me cause I'm older!" Hikaru yelled.

"No, I'm closer to her in seconds!" Kaoru said.

"We're all going in the same limo dum dums!" I yelled at them.

"Woah, who knew she could yell." Hikaru said.

"Just because I'm not as outgoing as you two doesn't mean I can't speak at all!" Y'know what!? You guys can take the flippin' limo, I'm walking home!" I yelled at my brothers.

"I'm getting tired of your attitude lil sis, fine you can walk all the way home." Kaoru said.

"See ya dumbasses at home then, nevermind, I'm not coming out of my room!" I yelled as I slammed the door behind me.


When we all were home I spoke first, "So what's our plan for tomorrow?"

"We'll dye our hair, Hikaru will have pink and I'll have blue." Kaoru replied.

"Okay, and a script?" I asked.

"Coming right up!" Hikaru said.

"This is going to be so much fun!" I said.

I helped dye their hair during the evening, Hikaru's was flamingo pink, and Kaoru's was neon blue.


The next day at school, Hikaru and Kaoru left the houses first, I walked to school. They both entered the classroom first and started fighting already, and I came i later.

"Oh, it's you two..." I said bluntly, "Hey Haruhi!" I said excitedly.

"Hey, so you're fighting too?" She asked.

"No!" I said stubbornly, "I''m not as immature as my older brothers, I should be the older sibling. They've bossed me around enough, so I'm just being myself now." I finished.

"Hey Dani! Get out, we don't need an incompetent little sister to get in the way like always!" They said as Hikaru threw Honey-senpai.

I forced tears out of my eyes and started crying, "You guys are so mean!" I yelled as I ran out of the classroom.

"Guys! Your sister!" Haruhi said as she went to chase after me.

Sooner or later it was lunch time and I decided to order and eat lunch in the class with Haruhi. She told me she's gonna check on Hikaru and Kaoru for lunch. I decided to flow really anyways to order my lunch. I ordered something random, just to get food. Hikaru and Kaoru were ordering in sync.

Hikaru gave Haruhi his lunch, "C'mon Haruhi, can we leave?" I asked.

"Butt out Danielle." Hikaru said.

"Hmph!" I replied, "I'll meet you in the classroom if you change your mind." I said to her and Kaoru put a spoonful of something in front of her but Hikaru ate it.

My brothers started throwing stuff at each other incliuding Honey, Mori, and Tamaki.

"Wait up Danielle, I'm coming with you!" Haruhi called.


In the Host Club

Third Person POV

"Looking at the numbers, if this situation isn't resolved I'm afraid we'll have to stop offering our brotherly love package and brother sister love triangle package, we're down one set of loving siblings." Kyouya started, "Oh Haruhi! Don't feel guilty about it even though it was your tactless comment that started all of this.

"It's weird for Hika-chan, Kao-chan and Dani-chan to be fighting like this, it's never happened before." Honey said.

"Mhmm" Mori agreed.

"They've never fought before, but all siblings fight." Haruhi asked.

"I've known Hika-chan and Kao-chan since we were in preschool, and saw Dani-chan with them once, we wern't in the same year, but I know that the twins and her always play with each other." Honey said.

"Yeah that's true, I've only known the twins since middle school, but they definitely stood out, and Danielle came to visit once in a while. It seems like they only let her in their hearts." Tamaki said.

"Plus Dani-chan has always been supremely shy, she would never yell unless she gets really angry." Honey said.

"Oh, so that's why she doesn't talk much." Haruhi said, and Honey nodded.


Danielle's POV

We continued to throw stuff at each other, and then Tamaki sapped.

"Don't you guys think you give up all this fighting, it' driving me insane!" Tamaki said trying to keep calm.

"It's driving you insane, look, whenever I look in the mirror I see his face and her eyes!" Hikaru yelled.

"Not my fault that I was born with them!" I yelled at him, this is fun but embarrassing.

"I hat you so much Hikaru to the point that I bought Belzenef the curse doll. Once I finish writing your name it'll be complete. After this day all you'll fell is misfortune and sorrow!" Kaoru he back with a place marker.

This is when Haruhi snapped punching my brothers in the head, "Knock it off! You don''t bring something like thins into a petty fight. The worst thing is that you brought everyone around you into this problem! If you don't stop fighting I'll never let you come to my house!" Haruhi yelled.

I turned around and smirked, the I could feel my brothers do.

"So then what you're saying Haruhi is if we apologize we can come to your place?" They asked posing together.

"Haruhi, turn the curse doll around!" I said, she did and saw the word blank on it's back.

"I'm so sorry Kaoru, even though I was reading a script, I said such terrible things to you! I'm not fit to be your brother!" Hikaru apologized.

"Don't say that Hikaru, I was so worried, I couldn't live with myself if I hurt you!" Kaoru apologized.

"Lil sis, we're sorry for doing what we did to make you're alligator tears fall!" They said to me.

"Don't be foolish, I'm the one who should be sorry for calling you guys terrible big brothers! I can no longer be your little sis for that, I'm sorry!" I whimpered.

This was a great laugh, and all good fun. This was an amazing prank too! I had so much fun!


He guys, I'm going to skip the episode; The Grade School Host is the Naughty Type! Since I don't see how to fit the story in, so I'm continue off with Jungle Pool SOS! Thanks for reading! -Candy