EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON!

CHARIZARD

VERSUS

BLAZIKEEEEN!

BEGIN!

Charizard: ROAR! Come at me, fighter.

After this we'll see whose raps are better.

I'm Flying, you're Fighting, I'm tough, you're not.

Use Sky Uppercut, let's see what you've got.

I'll crush you, like I did to Gary's Blastoise, yeah.

Think you can beat me? Ha ha ha, nah.

I'm from Kanto, chosen most often,

Instead of Harden I guess you use Soften.

Blaziken: So you say, I guess you wish you could fight.

You battle like an Furfrou, all bark and no bite.

Your raps are as good as your Defense is.

Can't survive a Stealth Rock, let's not even mention Stone Edge.

I've got Speed Boost, I'm practically a ninja.

When I use my Brave Bird, you're not just gonna cringe, yeah.

I've got a Mega Form, that makes me look epic.

But as for you, you couldn't even beat a Tepig.

You were never used before Generation Six.

I put my rhymes in, show me some of your licks.

Charizard: I win, you lose, my Air Slash releases.

You scream "Light Screen!" but it tears you to pieces.

I've got two Megas, dork, I've got more in my arsenal.

I can set all on fire, I'll toss flame darts and all.

You might want to hide under a rock, you freak.

And you look real ugly with your huge chicken beak.

Get out of my sight, why don't you go back to your farm?

While I go to Charicific Valley, cause the other Charizards some harm.

Blaziken: What does Blaziken stand for? I'll tell you.

Blaziken Licks A Zealous Idiot, Kills, Eh, Nothing New.

There are two N's at the end but who really cares?

You're soft and tender inside go back to CareBears.

Charizard: Back off you wuss, I'm the Fire-type Chuck Norris.

I'll use my Dragon Rage to fling you back to the forest.

Blaziken: You think you're so tough, with your Dragon-type moves?

Well taste my Fire Punch, and take some abuse.

We all know the flaming chicken won this match-up.

Cause I'm a fearless fighter, you're as strong as a Machop.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON!

This battle was not necessarily suggested by anyone. However, one of you suggested Charizard VS. Talonflame, and another one of you suggested Blaziken VS. Infernape. As much as I loved these suggestions, I thought that Charizard VS. Blaziken would be an excellent match. Thank you for your suggestions!