Oh boy...you all thought the last couple were saucy. This one is about the jump the shark and earn
that M rating...and then some. Would like to point out that while the content gets very adult, this is NOT
a lemon, so if that's what you came for...sorry. Also, thank you all for the reviews, I love reading them!
A lot of you were asking about a movie (The Lesbian Kama Sutra) asking if it was real and such...
It very much is a real movie. However, it's more of an instructional dvd on how to actually do different
things rather than pure filth. So what Weiss has is educational, not entertainment. But anyways...enjoy
this chapter and please forgive me for the filth I have written.
For some strange reason, I had a whole Saturday to myself. Weiss was on a weekend trip to Atlas to see her family, and Yang had to take the deathtrap she called a motorcycle in for work, so she was spending the day at the mechanics watching them so they wouldn't scratch the paint. So I laid on my bed reading a new book. Because as everyone has repeatedly told me, all I ever do is read, read, read, no matter what. But since I don't give even half a damn what others think of me, screw them.
I heard the lock of the door grind as it spun, and a soft 'click' as it unlocked. Who the hell was bothering me? The door opened slowly, and our red-headed leader came in, set Crescent Rose on her bed, and looked at me. "Can I help you?" I asked, looking over the top of my book. "Well…umm, I could use help, but it's, complicated and…oh boy." She stuttered. "Who did you piss off that I'm going to have to kill in Yang's absence?" I sighed. "It's not like that, it's more…you're the only person I can go to." She continued. "Ruby, I can't help you unless you tell me what's going on." I prodded. "I need to learn how to please a woman!" she shouted, then clamped her hands over her mouth.
I closed my book, set it on the desk, and slowly stood up. "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have asked, please forgive me." She said, bowing to me. I climbed up and reached into the corner of Yang's bed to grab her 'hidden' bottle of vodka, and sat back down. I patted the space next to me, telling her to sit. She sat down, and tried to curl in on herself as if she could disappear into thin air. "I understand why you came to me. You can't go to Weiss, she's…Weiss. And Yang would go full big sister and probably destroy everything in a ten mile radius. No one on JNPR is close enough for this kind of thing, so you're left with me." I theorized. "Yup." She said, popping the P at the end.
"Well then, let's start by telling me what you know so we can see what you need to learn." I offered. "Okay, well I know a lot about kissing, I'm good there. And I know that when a girl wants to make another girl happy, you lick them…down there. But that's about it." She said shyly. Oh boy, this was going to take a bit. "It's more complicated than that. You can't just jump down and start pleasing your partner, because you'll end up getting nowhere. You have to slowly work your way down. Start by making out, that always works. Then you slowly go from their lips to their neck, then down to their chest." I explained. She was listening intently, meaning she was actually learning something.
"So, once you're there, spend about five to ten minutes massaging, kissing, licking, and sucking your partner's breasts. This makes her really happy, because a woman's nipples are very sensitive. Once you have her going, you can move down to where she'll like it best." I continued. At this, Ruby had a small notepad and was scribbling down what she thought she would need to know most. "So, next is getting to the actual fun part, not that it isn't all fun. Women are extremely sensitive down there, and using your tongue to please your partner is going to send her over the moon." I went on.
"What's it taste like?" she asked. Good fucking question. "Umm…I don't actually know. I've never been that far. But from what I hear, no two girls are the same." I shrugged. "So, is there any particular way you're suppose to please your partner?" she asked. For that answer, I pulled out a picture of a nude woman from one of Yang's magazines that she swears she gets for the articles. "Let's go over anatomy first. These are the labia major, and cover the main parts of the vagina. This is the clitoris, and is a very small nub that has thousands of nerve endings." I said, pointing to different parts.
"Hello my sexy kitty cat. Guess what I got on the…way…home." Yang sang as she walked in, until she began slowing down to taken in what was very easily a horrible crime in her eyes. "This is not what it looks like." Ruby and I said together. "Well, it looks like my girlfriend, who should be exclusive to me, is showing pornography to my underage sister." Yang seethed, her eyes glowing red. "That part is true, but the reason behind it is completely understandable." I defended. "You have one chance to explain yourself. So make it good, because you are going out that window if it's not." She growled.
"Ruby wants to learn about sex. She knew that if she came to you, you would either freak out, or tell her no. Weiss is Weiss, and there is no one else around she trusts enough, so I'm the only person she can reasonably come to. As for the magazine, I'm using it to show her the anatomy of the female reproductive system." I explained. "Did you know there are thousands of nerve endings in the clitoris? I didn't even know that thing had a name!" Ruby added happily. "Wait, you didn't know the name of your own clit?" Yang asked, completely forgetting she was angry.
"Well dad certainly never gave me the talk. And you always say I'm too young. That's why I asked Blake, she's smart and willing to explain it to me." Ruby scoffed. "To be honest, dad doesn't know very much about women." Yang said, rolling her eyes. "He knew enough to get two women in bed, and knocked them both up. More pussy then you've gotten." I said darkly. "Blake, she's going to kill you." Ruby warned. "No, but you should go find somewhere to play, because this is about to become a lot more then you want to see." I whispered. "Well, I'll leave you two to…settle this on your own." Ruby said as she got up, and then sped out of the room.
"So, why the hell is she interested in sex now anyways? I mean, I know she's growing up, and turns 18 next month, but it's just not really her." Yang sighed, sitting next to me. I passed her the vodka bottle I had been hiding beside me so I could steal drinks while Ruby was writing, and sighed. "I think she's seeing someone." I told her, hoping she would stay calm. "What makes you think that? She doesn't go anywhere without telling us, and she's always with one of us. The idea she's seeing a boy without us knowing is kind of unlikely." She said, taking a swig of the vodka. "It has to be a woman, because she asked exclusively about girls." I corrected.
"Well, being gay does run in our family. Me, Summer, my mom, one of our grandparents. I guess Ruby caught the gay gene too." She shrugged. "Yang, we already know who she's seeing." I told her. "Glad you figured it out, now explain it to me." She said. What was it they say about blondes being dumb again? "Yang, think about it. Besides you and me, who is the only other girl Ruby hangs out with? Not to mention we know this girl has a thing for her." I pushed, trying to get her to come to a realization. "Blake, just tell me. Because the only other I can think of is…" she started, and then trailed off as her eyes went wide.
"I AM GOING TO STRANGLE THAT SNOBBY STUCK UP RICH CUNTS NECK! WHO THE FUCK DOES SHE THINK SHE IS TRYING TO GET IN BED WITH MY LITTLE SISTER! I'M GOING TO TEAR HER FUCKING HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN HER THROAT!" Yang exploded, both figuratively and literally since her hair burst into flames as the vodka bottle shattered against the wall. I really wanted to finish that bottle off too. So I sat patiently and waited for her to calm down a bit, which took about an hour. Once she did, she sat down again and I laid down, putting my head in lap and taking off my bow. Despite the racist feeling of it, I'll let Yang pet me like a cat if it helps her stay cool and collected.
"Yang, Ruby will be an adult next month. Legally, Weiss won't be doing anything wrong if they have consensual sex with each other. I know you don't like it, but it's just how it works. The only thing we can do short of actually killing Weiss is making sure Ruby is ready. We can do our best to educate her and hope she does well, or we can ignore her and send her into bed completely blind with no idea what she's doing and get hurt. We've talked about this Yang, we need to just accept it and do our best to help." I told her, hoping she could grasp it this time.
"Well, alright fine. At least it's someone we know and, as much as I hate to admit it, trust." She submitted, rubbing my ears. "I think we should also talk to Weiss. Just because scaring the hell out her will be both fun and helpful." I smirked. "You devious little kitten." She giggled, pulling me up and kissing me. She can call me what she wants, as long as it's not 'bad kisser', because I'm damn good and enjoy making out with her more than even tuna. I didn't know I could like something more than tuna until I met Yang, and I really fucking love tuna.
"Hello team, I'm back." Weiss said as she came in, holding her own suitcase. "Hey Ice Queen, how was your trip?" Yang asked, hanging half way off her bed upside down. "Wonderful. Winter was there too, and says hi to Ruby, and Whitley didn't try to fill my shoes with mud this time." Weiss smiled, setting her luggage on her bed and opening it. "Why does Winter only say hi to Ruby? What about Kitty and me? And who the hell is Whitley? Are you cheating on my sister with a guy?" Yang teased. Ruby blushed red, and Weiss turned the same color as her hair.
"I thought you didn't want them to know!" Weiss sneered at Ruby. "I didn't tell them!" Ruby shouted, hiding under her blanket. Weiss had just accidentally sold them out. "Yeah, I was totally bluffing there. So, the Ice Queen has been doing my sister behind my back." Yang smirked. Oh no, this going to get ugly. "Yes, Yang, Ruby and I have been dating, but I swear on my honor as a Schnee that I have not slept with her." Weiss pleaded, putting her hands up.
Yang thought for a few moments, then looked at me. "What do you think Kitty?" she asked, wanting my opinion. Well, as long as we are having fun at Weiss's expense… "I didn't know the Schnee family had honor, or even know what the word means." I shrugged. The look on Weiss's face was so priceless I wish I could take a picture. "I agree her honor as a Schnee doesn't mean much to me either. Not only that, but she's probably stolen my sister's honor too." Yang smiled. "I have not slept with Ruby! When would I even have had a chance? We're always here at night!" Weiss defended, still not realizing we were just yanking her chain.
"What about that night you two spent in the hotel together? Or when we go on missions, since Ruby usually splits us into two teams. Or when we just aren't here?" I asked with a perfectly straight face. "We do not have sex! The absolute worse we've done is make out and such!" she shouted. "And such?" Yang and I said together. "Umm…well, we may have…kinda…" Weiss stuttered, before sitting on her bed with her face in her hands. Was she crying? Ruby hopped down and pulled her into a sideways cuddle. "You two should be ashamed of yourselves." Ruby hissed, baring her teeth. Both of us kind of recoiled at it. We didn't intend to make her cry.
"Weiss, I'm sorry. We were just pulling your leg, trying to see how big of a hole you would dig yourself into. I know you two haven't been having sex, Ruby's not into that kinda thing." Yang apologized. "I'm sorry too. I let myself get caught up in her stupidity. And we can't judge you. I mean we've made out together." I said, looking at the ground. Weiss stood up, wiped her eyes, and went into the bathroom. "You two are horrible." Ruby said darkly as she got up, digging something out of her pocket. "Oh, by the way sis, she's the one who won't give it up." Ruby said before walking into the bathroom. On the way, she flipped a pack of lit matches onto Yang's lap.
I jumped up and tried to beat the fire out with my hands as Yang rolled her eyes. She picked up the flaming matches and crushing them in her bare palm, which snuffed them out. Her shorts, skirt, and underwear were toast though, quite literally. "I hate it when she does that." Yang sighed. "As in she's set you on fire before?" I asked, crossing my arms while she got up and changed. "My semblance is catching fire. I'm pretty much fireproof." She shrugged, pushing down her charred clothes. And not just her skirt and shorts, no, bright pink panties too. I looked on in stunned silence as she put on new clothes, and then she turned and smiled at me. "Hope you enjoyed the show." She winked.
Eventually Ruby and Weiss came out of the bathroom, although Weiss was without any make-up. Then again she probably cried it off. "I'm going to go to the store. We need milk and sugar cubes." Weiss said, giving a small but sincere smile. "Would you mind getting three bottles of vodka too?" Yang asked like a moron, pulling lien out of her cleavage. Does she just treat her boobs like a purse? "Four." Ruby said, pulling her own money out of the pocket of her skirt. Weiss nodded, took the money, and left for the store. Ruby sat her Weiss's bed, and looked at us, so we sat down on mine.
"You make her cry like that again, I'm shooting you both." She threatened. "Honestly, we thought she would be the one who would be sticking up for you. We didn't know you were wearing the pants." Yang shrugged. "There's a lot about Weiss you don't know. Whitley, the guy you accused her of cheating on me with, that's her brother. That scar over her eye? That's got a huge story behind it, and is part of why she's so damn fragile. She really is like ice. Sometimes she's solid like stone, sometimes she's thin and cracks until she shatters. She hides it from everyone. Besides me, only Winter knows just how badly messed up her mind can be." Ruby said.
"Wow. I can't believe she's so broken. So, she's not making any moves on you?" I asked, truly concerned for them both. "No, she hasn't. She's scared of our relationship, or any relationship for that matter. She thinks if she asks me, I'll push her away. I even tried to convince her once, but she wasn't ready and made me stop." She sighed, shaking her head. "Wow, how far did you get?" Yang asked which earned a jab in the ribs from my elbow. "I was making out with her and started kissing her shoulders and neck, and she stopped me when I got to her cleavage." She answered.
"Damn, get some sis." Yang cheered, earning another jab from me. "Stop that." She said, looking at me. "Can't help it, it's some kind of nervous twitch or something." I shrugged. "I wish I could convince her, because I love her and because I'm ready, but she's just not going for it." Ruby said helplessly. "Why not let us help? We we'll get her trust you with her virginity." Yang offered. "If you think you can." Ruby drolled.
