Disclaimer: I did own Twilight… Once… but it was a dream. I also do not own these songs, or their lyrics.
Chapter 7: I Kissed a Cold One
The song Emmett was pointing to turned out to be "I kissed a Cold one." I clicked on it, and when Jacob saw the title, he growled. Edward smirked, and Alice was bouncing. "Jake, if you're going to get mad and phase, maybe you shouldn't watch this." I suggested.
"I'll be fine." He said through gritted teeth.
"Okay…" I clicked play
I saw him at my new high school,
Not my intentions.
Never been asked out by any man,
Lost my discretion.
It's not what,
I'm used to,
Just, look so odd and cool,
I got a crush on you!
I'm quite obsessed, did I mention?
I kissed a cold one and I liked it,
Touch of his icy cold skin,
I kissed a cold one, just to try it.
I bet Jess is Jealous!
It felt so wrong, it felt so right,
It's a big hit in Twilight.
I kissed a cold one and I liked it!
I liked it!
No, unlike Mike, you smell quite nice.
But, does it matter?
Compared to Jake you're kinda tame.
Screw human nature.
It is now New Moon…
Great! Now I love Jake, too.
Now that I've saved you… from your own doom
We're engaged!
I kissed a cold one and I liked it,
Touch of his icy cold skin,
I kissed a cold one, just to try it.
I bet Jess is Jealous!
It felt so wrong, it felt so right,
It was a big hit in Twilight.
I kissed a cold one and I liked it!
I liked it!
Victoria died, Jake I despise.
After my wedding, my vampire life!
Blood not hard to resist, Jake imprints!
Nessie's half human! Irina denies it!
Ain't no big deal!
Aro says we're innocent!
I kissed a cold one and I like it,
I can live forever with my husband!
Renesmee is in love with my best friend!
Jake is just as happy about it!
The Volturi are gone, James coven is dead
They won't bother me again!
I am a cold one and I like it!
I love it!
The song ended. No one said anything, and Jake wasn't even shaking.
"That was creepily accurate." Carlisle said
"Yeah," Edward started "I'm beginning to wonder how these people know what happened in our lives."
"We can find out later!" Alice bounced "Can I pick a song now?!" I nodded in assent. She pointed to something on the screen.
Tell me if you have any song suggestions! Review please! Next song: Nessie's Mom.
