"Well, if it isn't crybaby Shikamaru." Temari smirked.
"Uggh, troublesome woman... what are you doing here? Lady Tsunade didn't mention anything about the Kazekage visiting."
"Well I'm back, bitches." Gaara said in his usual monotone. "This isn't exactly business. I just need to see Naruto."
"Naruto? Well, I haven't seen him since Kiba's funeral."
The sand siblings looked shocked. Kankuro yelled something but the cork was still in his mouth. Gaara finally decided to pull it out. He grumbled something about his brother getting spit all over it as he capped his gourd.
"Kiba's dead?" the puppet nin repeated.
"Yup." Choji finally spoke before he pulled a bag of chips out of his ass. "No one knows how."
"Wow..."
Gaara yawns. "Well, you guys are boring me so I'll be heading to Naruto's. Temari don't flirt with pineapple head too much."
Shikamaru cringed.
"Oh and Kankuro. Behave."
"Pffft. Can I have my ipod back?"
"Nope."
And with that, the youngest sibling left. The other four just stood there in silence.
"So... we could walk around and talk I guess."
So the four ninja were making their way around the village going nowhere and talking about whatever.
"So where's botox barbie at?" Temari asked.
"Who?"
"I think she means Ino, Shikamaru."
"Oh. Umm... She's kind of dead too."
"What the fuck!"
"It was Choji's fault, I swear!"
"What! You were the one that made her mad!"
"But, you were the one that trucked her! You know that twig couldn't handle your gargantuan ass!"
Choji was hurt that that came out of his best friend's mouth. Shikamaru immediately felt guilty.
"Look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it, man."
Both guys hugged it out. Temari and Kankuro watched the awkward scene in front of them.
"You guys are gay."
"Loooook Konohomaru, it's those sand ninja."
Both siblings turned towards the annoying voice. It was indeed Konohamaru, and his two friends: Nappy haired bitch and Snot nosed bastard.
"What are you people doing here?" The young Sarutobi pointed.
Kankuro lifted Konohomaru by his collar just like old times. "What do you mean 'you people?'"
The little boy spat in Kankuro's face. "I mean why are you guys in the leaf, fatty!"
Temari was in disbelief. "Oh hell no! Kankuro FINISH HIM."
All of a sudden, the Mortal Kombat theme started playing. Kankuro reached into Konohamaru's mouth and grabbed his spine. He pulled out his entire skeleton tearing the child's mouth in the process. Shikamaru and Choji shat and pissed themselves at the same time. The sand ninja threw Konohamaru's skin and bones on the ground and started dancing to the music.
"Fatality, motherfucker!"
The other two on Ebisu's team watched in horror.
"You killed him!" Moegi cried. "I thought you Suna people were good now!"
Temari heard the catchy music was still playing and wanted to get in on the action too. She took her fan and beat the two kids with it. They didn't necessarily do anything, but the oldest Suna sibling got pissed just by looking at them. After numerous blows from the fan, both Udon and Moegi died.
The music slowly faded away. Kankuro and Temari panted in exhaustion. The remaining members of team 10 were speechless. Shikamaru knew Temari was scary, but damn.
Kankuro caught his breath. "Temari?"
"... Yeah?"
"Let's hope Gaara won't be too pissed about this."
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