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"Mister Heartache
I've found a way to make him leave
Got a pocketful of rainbows
Got a star up in my sleeve"

Elvis Presely, "A Pocket Full of Rainbows."

000

Maria groaned a little as she opened her eyes to the bright sun, shining in through the window. As her vision cleared she found herself practically nose to nose with Jeff Hardy. She became very aware of Jeff's arms around her, holding her close to him.

She took comfort in the fact that her pajamas were still intact, but wondered what had become of the barrier of pillows they had set up between them before going to sleep. She carefully untangled herself from Jeff's arms; luckily the young Hardy was sleeping like a rock so he did wake at her sudden movement. Maria saw the pillows had fallen on her side of the bed and she felt a little bad about mentally accusing Jeff of moving them, and sneaking up on her during the night.

She got out of bed a stretched, formulating possible things she could say to CM Punk the next time she saw him. She looked back over at Jeff, who was now only half covered by a sheet, and only wearing his boxers underneath. The soft glow of the morning sun gave his skin a golden sheen and his multi-colored hair seemed to sparkle. She reached out a hand at first just to pull the sheet up to his shoulder, but instead her hand seemed to shift of its own accord to brush a clump of purple hair away from his face.

He stirred and she drew her hand back quickly, wondering what had possessed her to reach out and touch him in the first place. With a soft groan he rolled over, facing away from her, letting his rainbow mane splay all over his back and the surrounding pillows.

She shook her head to stop herself from staring. She turned and slipped into the bathroom to take a shower and get dressed.

A little while later there was a loud knock at the bedroom door that jolted Jeff out of his slumber.

"Jeff!" Matt called from outside the door. "Wakey-Wakey!"

"Okay, okay…" Jeff grumbled, sliding out of bed.

The sudden awakening had left poor Jeff completely disoriented, which in turn made him forget that he was a; not in his room at home and b; he was not alone. He automatically went straight for the bathroom and opened the door. Unfortunately, just as he was stepping into the bathroom, Maria was stepping out of the shower.

There was slight delay in reaction time as the two just stared at each other, slowly beginning to comprehend the situation. Jeff was standing in the doorway wearing only his boxers, while Maria had just pulled the shower curtain back and was wearing nothing at all. Then as if something clicked inside their minds at the same time, Maria yelped and covered herself with a nearby towel, while Jeff dashed out of the bathroom slamming the door behind him in his rush, saying "I'm sorry" over and over again. They both sat in their respective spots blushing bright red.

Maria couldn't figure out why she was so embarrassed. After all she and Candice had practically stripped each other naked at the ECW strip poker event and that had been on live television for millions of viewers to see. So why was she so embarrassed now? Perhaps it was just the situation as a whole and the fact that she was not expecting it.

Jeff also could not figure out why he was so embarrassed. After all it wasn't as if he had never seen a naked woman before; he had seen his fair share and it would not be the first time he had walked into the wrong bathroom at the wrong time. So why was he so embarrassed now? Perhaps it was just the situation as a whole and the fact that he was not expecting it.

"Jeff!" Matt's voice called out again from the other side of the bedroom door, though this time it sounded more teasing than nagging. "Your lazy ass is getting on my nervlies!"

"Okay, okay, what's the big rush?" Jeff grumbled looking over at the clock. "It's only nine am, we don't have to check out till eleven am."

"Yeah, but Ashley and I ordered room service breakfast and they'll be here soon," Matt said. "You don't want it to be cold, so get your ass out here."

"All right, let me get some clothes on first!" Jeff snapped back as he wandered over to his bag and grabbed the first piece of clothing he saw, his Hardys illustrated t-shirt.

He had just slipped the shirt on when Maria came out of the bathroom, now fully clothed with her wet hair held up in a bun by hair chopsticks.

"Hey, I'm sorry; I didn't mean to walk in on you like that…" Jeff said, looking down at the floor.

"It's okay, it happens…" Maria shrugged, trying to sound casual even though she was blushing profusely and couldn't look him completely in the eye.

"Um…" Jeff began, automatically heading to the door. "Matt said room service is coming with breakfast soon, so…" He opened the door for her.

She smiled shyly and slipped past him, keeping her eyes averted from him. He followed her out and into the lounge where Matt and Ashley were sitting.

"Heh, I knew if I banged on the door enough you'd come out," Matt grinned. He chuckled when he caught sight of Jeff's boxers. "Good to see you haven't thrown away the classics."

Jeff, Maria and Ashley looked down to see Jeff was wearing bright blue boxers with little yellow ducks on them. Ashley burst into giggles, while Jeff absently rubbed the back of his neck, clearly embarrassed.

Suppressing a chuckle, Maria smiled at Jeff as she sat down and finally looked him in the face. "I think they're cute, Jeff."

"Really?" Jeff grinned sheepishly back at her. Some how her good opinion made all the difference and he sat down next to her on the couch.

Not long after that, their breakfast came. They ate quickly then started the chore of getting dressed properly and packing away their stuff. There was a knock at the main door. When Matt opened it all he found was a package lying on the ground addressed to Jeff and Maria.

"Hey Jeff, package for you and Maria," Matt said as he tossed the package to Jeff.

"Huh, I wonder what this is…" Jeff murmured, looking at the package. He noticed the return address was from "Elvis' 'Love Me Tender' Wedding Chapel", the place in which he and Maria had been married.

As he opened the package he prayed that it was some paper informing them that their marriage was somehow null and void. Instead he found a bunch of pictures. He winced a little as the first picture in the pile was of him and Maria kissing rather passionately. No doubt this was at the "kiss the bride" part of the ceremony.

The next one was of them looking at the camera smiling. Both of them were holding the boquet and an Elvis impersonator was standing behind them. Jeff swallowed hard, he felt strangely remorseful that he couldn't even remember the happy moment at the start of this whole mess.

"What'cha looking at?" Maria peered over his shoulder.

"Our wedding pictures," Jeff said, handing the first two pictures to her.

"Heh," Maria smiled a little sadly as she looked at them. "We actually look happy here…"

"Yeah," Jeff murmured as he looked at the next photo, and nearly dropped the entire pile when he saw it. "Oh my God…"

"What?" Maria looked over at the photo and gasped.

The photo was another picture of them, but also the other members of their wedding party, which of course included Mr. Kennedy, but also Randy Orton and Adam "Edge" Copeland…

000

Well, it seems Edge has a hand in this whole situation, is this another one of his sneaky plans?