I know, I must put in a dreaded, dare I say it, original character! OO NOOOOooooo, IVE DEFILED MY STORY! I really don't want to but it's got to be done, because I don't think Kyuubi really knows a human girl in the show.

I don't own naruto but I do own Tora.

Kyuubi madness

Chapter 7

Tora The Tiger

Seven months had gone by since Kyuubi first started living through naruto once a month. Dosu would never let him out of his sight, and Jiraiya would usually just watch as Dosu, whenever he laid his eyes on Kyuubi, tackle him to the ground and smother him with hugs. This usually ended with Jiraiya getting hurt some way or another because Kyuubi got mad at him for not helping him or what not. But things seemed to be calm and happy for Kyuubi and the village, to Kyuubi, nothing could go wrong now….or, it seemed that way, but little did Kyuubi know he would meet someone he hadn't seen in years.

"I keep telling you Kyuubi, you don't treat cats that way." Jiraiya went on as they walked back from an alleyway full of cats that Kyuubi had tossed around for kicks (that's never good, cats hold grudges).

"Feh." He replied, obviously not listening. They were walking passed the front gates to out of Konoha when Jiraiya saw a young woman walking in holding two heavy looking bags of luggage. She looked about in her late twenties or early thirties and she wore a long black dress which matched her long black hair.

"Oohhh! Look at that young lady!" Jiraiya said as he watched her come in.

"Yeah look at her." Kyuubi agreed transfixed on watching her come in too.

"Wh-what?" Jiraiya asked with a grin. "I thought you said you didn't care for human woman, and that you were afraid of them."

"Hey! When did is say I was afraid of them! And I'm not fond of them ok!" Kyuubi growled feeling his face getting hot. "She just looks a bit familiar! Do you have a problem with that old man?" He raised his fist. "What a bastard, always trying to embarrass me!" He thought angrily.

"Um squews me sir. The young woman asked Jiraiya sweetly. "I'm looking for an inn, do you know were I can find one?"

"Well hello there, yes certainly." Jiraiya replied in his womanizing voice that Kyuubi heard all the time when he was out. "And what would your name be miss?" He asked while helping her with her luggage which he had to put down instantly because it was too heavy for him (this woman must be strong ¬¬ too strong).

"Oh I'm sorry." She said politely and flicked her long black hair out of her face. "My name is, Tora."

"WHAT?" Kyuubi screeched. "I thought you looked familiar!"

"Sorry do I know you?" Tora asked confused as Kyuubi jumped up and down pointing at her, seemingly trying to remember something.

"YOU! Your that BITCH that I dumped twenty five years ago!" Kyuubi said angrily still pointing rudely at Tora.

"Twenty-five years ago?" She asked even more confused. "I'm sorry, but are you even fifteen yet?"

"Hey it's not the outside that matters, its what lies within that counts." He said and grinned his Kyuubi grin as he laughed at his own joke.

"Oh this day keeps getting better and better." Jiraiya thought to himself and smiled as he watched a very polite and neat looking lady battle a rude loud untidy Kyuubi fox.

"Um." Tora said timidly. "Then what's your name then?" She asked politely.

"Er…. I'm not saying that in front of him." And he cocked his head toward Jiraiya.

"Awww. Don't leave me out of the conversation. I wanna know your "real" name!" Jiraiya whined and pouted.

"Shew, go! SCRAM!" Kyuubi barked and waved his hands for Jiraiya to leave.

"Hmph." Jiraiya grumbled angrily and stood a couple feet away so he couldn't hear what they said. Or could he? He quickly got out a small devise from his pocket and stuck it into his ear to listen.

"So um, who are you anyway?" Tora asked, once again, really politely. Matter oh fact. She was too polite.

"Hmph, do you remember someone who went by Haraku?" Kyuubi asked quietly.

"WHAT? THAT FRIGGEN JERK!" She screamed making Jiraiya rip the devise out of his ear before he went deaf. "Were is he? I don't see him." And she looked around.

"Its me you old dope!" He hissed.

"Hehe." Jiraiya cackled as he walked towards them picking at his ear that was still ringing. "Haraku eh?"

"WHY YOU!" Kyuubi roared and lunged for Jiraiyas neck.

"Heh. How could that little kid be my Haraku Kun!" Tora wondered as Jiraiya and Kyuubi wrestled in the background. "I just don't get it." She said rubbing her chin as Jiraiya headlock Kyuubi but then Kyuubi threw him over his back. "He left me twenty five years ago, and ive never seen him since. I was fourteen and he was thirteen. Yet this kid looks like he's still twelve." She went on as Kyuubi dived at a roaring Jiraiya who smacked his chest like a gorilla. "OK!" Tora bellowed. "LISTEN UP!" Kyuubi and Jiraiya stopped fighting and looked at her, Kyuubi had his hand around Jiraiya's neck and Jiraiya was just about to use the Rasengan on kyuubi's chest. "TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!" She screeched. Now any form of politeness gone from her voice, she was like a tiger ready to kill if necessary. "Or else." She added evilly cracking her knuckles. Jiraiya and Kyuubi swallowed as she loomed over them with fire prancing around her.

Chapter End

"Ok there goes another chapter." I said cheerfully clapping my hands together. You look at me like I'm crazy. "Oh dear, am I still in fanfiction mode." I whispered to myself and sweat dropped. "Ive been writing so many lately, guess I'm stuck this way now." And I smile. "Well anyway, give me reviews and tell me what you think." I said and starts to dance off, leaving you still standing there looking like you'd just seen a herd of Jiraiyas go by singing beans, beans the magical fruit.

Till Next Time

Ps: wanna know what's going to happen next? Keep checking in to see how the story ends! (Hehe I'm so cruel.)