Hey! Today's the first Hokage, Hashirama Senju's, B-day! You rock, dude!
Hashirama: Thank you. May I start the disclaimer?
I would be honored if you do so.
Hashirama: Okay, then. Epic Otaku Cherry does not own Naruto.
Thanks!
Hashirama: Welcome. *Walks off to God-knows-where.
(*1): Sorry, I mixed up Tenten's friend and Hinata's boyfriend's names! Tenten's friend is Ichi (insert last name that I'm too lazy to type) and Hinata's boyfriend's name is Ken (insert last name I'm too lazy to type.)
(*2): Naruto Shippuden episode 194, in the Konoha History Arc. A.K.A: Saskue and Naruto's second kiss! I was lmao-ing when I first saw it on youtube (don't own). I was wondering why no one rembered it, but when I got to it in the anime, I realized it was because it was part of a filler arc in Shippuden! Pretty late in Shippuden, too!
Chapter 8
No One's P.O.V.
When Sakura and the others arrived at Kakashi's homeroom, the 2 male groups immediately went to their seats, whereas the girls went to Kakashi's desk, waiting for him to look up from his Make-Out Action book.
When he finally looked up, he smiled (at least that's what we believe) and put his book down. He immediately went to hug Sakura, since they have developed to be like father and daughter over the years.
"Kaka-sensei! I missed you so much! How are you?" exclaimed Sakura, pecking Kakashi's cheek over his mask as said teacher twirled her around, only Kakashi noticing the jealous glare coming from, thankfully, the last Uchiha.
"I've been great! I haven't seen you guys for a while now. When's your next official concert?" he replied as he put her down.
"If you want to know, how 'bout you ask Anko, huh? You haven't seen her for a while either." Joined Ino. "By the way, what are we? Chopped liver?" she said opening her arms for a hug. He chuckled and blushed a little from the Anko comment, but nonetheless hugged her and the rest of the girls. Their not-so-secret-male-loves-whom-most-of-which-have-angered-the-girls glared at the teacher.
"Kakashi-sensei~!" exclaimed Ami. "Why aren't we greeted like that! Especially me! I knew you longer than the rest of my better friends!" she said, referring to her fellow fanclub presidents, who were slightly offended.
"Simple," began Kakashi. "These girls are like my daughters. As for you, I honestly don't think I could care less if you jumped off a cliff. Plus, Sakura knew me longer than you did, you only knew who I was through my fame."
Ami simply huffed and crossed her arms, trying to make herself look dignified despite the fact the she was just told by her teacher that he wouldn't care if she fell off a cliff.
"Girls," Kakashi said, going back to the teens he had with him. "Your seats are going to be: Sakura between Sasuke and Kyoya. Hinata: between Naruto and Ken(*1)…" and he continued, placing the girls between their boyfriends if they had one and their, whether they knew it or not, soulmates. Tenten between Ichi and Neji, Temari next to Shika, Hanabi next to Konohamaru (in homeroom, your grade doesn't matter), Meogi next to Udon, and Shion next to Sora.
"You're free to do whatever you want, just don't destroy any property, or disturb me." Said Kakashi, who then went back to his book.
"Hey, hey! Sakura-chan!" said Naruto after the guys and girls grouped together. The girls' boyfriends had something to do, so they left; but not without a peck to their girlfriends' lips and Ichi a fist bump to Tenten. The kiss and fist bump greatly angered the guys, mostly Sasuke, Sai, Naruto, Neji and Gaara. But they didn't show it.
"Yes, Naruto?" answered Sakura.
"I heard you guys were singing again today after school, then a mini face-off between you and the sluts. Is it true?"
"Yes, it is. "
"Yes! Kick the bitches' ass will ya? I think we would all love to see them humiliated."
"I think so, too. And watch out Naruto, your meaner side is coming out."
"He he. Yeah, I know. I just want to get them back for practically jumping and kissing the guys and I. When we pushed them off, some old perverted man came up to us and questioned our sexual orientation. He said, and I quote, 'Why the hell would you push off girls like that who are so willing? Are you all gay? Especially the one with the long brown hair and the other 2 with the blue hair! (a/n: Suigetsu and Sora) You three look like girls! Even you, chicken-ass! If I were you I would've-' then we cut him off and I punched him in the jaw, sending him flying God-knows-where. I yelled after him, 'No one wants to hear any of your sick fantasies you pedophile!' Seriously, the dude was like, what, 60? Even older than Orochimaru! Who is known to us as the 'Mostly-Gay-Pedophile'!" At this, Suigetsu, Jugo, and even Sasuke shuddered.
The girls however were, to be frank, lmfaorotfl-ing (a/n : laughing my f***ing ass off rolling on the floor laughing) , hardly breathing. Even Hinata! Somehow Kakashi was where the others were, laughing with the girls, all of them tearing up from laughing so hard.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA! OH MY GOD! THIS IS ALMOST WORSE THAN THAT ONE TIME YOU AND SAUSKE WERE JOINED TOGETHER AT THE FISTS AND-" Kakashi was cut off by Sasuke and Naruto shouting, "SHUT UP! WE ALL SWORE NEVER TO SPEAK OF THAT AGAIN!"(*2)
"HAHAHAHAHAHA! But he's right. Although this wasn't as disturbing or hilarious! HAHA!" intervened Sakura.
"HAHAHAHA! How many times are you going to be mistaken as a girl, Neji? I thought I'd been immune to hearing about something like that but I guess not! HA!" said Tenten.
"WOW! HAHAHA! Sora and Suigetsu, too! This is TOO funny! It's a good thing I recorded this and sent it to, Tsunade, Anko, Kurenai, and Shizune!" Said Temari, when she was able to fit that in with her lmfao-ing.
"YOU WHAT? ARE YOU CRAZY!" yelled the guys.
Suddenly they all heard, the roars of laughing coming from the said women.
"You all clearly don't know my sister if you didn't already know she was crazy." Said Kankuro flatly.
Just then, Anko burst open the door, hardly able to stand through her laughing.
"I GOT IT! THANKS TEMARI! HAHAHAHA! THIS IS HILARIOUS!" she yelled, pointing at the guys while walking up to the group.
Finally, every one of the guys started laughing, joining in on the fun. Even Akamaru!
After everyone had calmed down, with tears still in their eyes, the 2 teachers went back to their duties, but not without a little "subtle" flirting.
"Haaa. Good times, good times." Said Ino, wiping her tears from her eyes.
"Yeah." Agreed Hanabi, also wiping her tears from her eyes.
Just then, the bell for their next class rang, and the guys and girls got up to go to their next class. (a/n: they have every class together)
"Come on! We don't want to be late!" said Moegi, as she left to their next class, leaving the others behind.
"Already? How much time did we spend laughing?" exclaimed Matsuri.
"I do not know. But what I do know was that the happy time that we spent together laughing was very YOUTHFUL! JUST BATHING IN THE SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH!" exclaimed…Lee. (Who else would it be?)
"Yes, yes it was." Agreed Jugo.
After that they all left to their next class, leaving behind 9 heavily fuming girls.
"Karin, we have to get them back for laughing at and with our guys!" complained Chiya, Sora's head fangirl.
"I know! Let me think up a plan. For the meanwhile, just try to make the girls jealous, and make the guys love us." Asnwered Karin.
"But what about their boyfriends?" asked Rina, Sai's head fangirl.
"Oh, we got the covered. Isn't that right boys?" said Karin as the Kei, Ichi, Aoi, Ken, and Kyoya stepped into the classroom and into the girls' group.
"Right." Said Kyoya, wrapping his arms around Karin's waist pecking her neck. "Now come on, we'll be late for class."
"Coming, babe."
(a/n: they all have the same schedule as the others, and I'll put their schedules as the next chapter.)
DUN-DUN-DUN-DUNNNN! CLIFF-AY!
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