Chapter 8: New Recruits.
Meanwhile in DenTech City...
In a Large room with a big Oval-Shaped Table in the middle, a man in a blue shirt, black pants, a Fish Apron and a Fish-Head Helmet with black goggles on it was looking out the large, wall-sized window.
"Commander Beef!!" A Green-haired woman shouted rushing into the room. She was wearing a white Shirt, matching white pants, a blue dress and a Black Hood.
" Report, Black Rose..." Commander Beef said expressionless.
"Commander Beef, NetWorks all over the world are Malfunctioning severely! Japan's net has suffered the worst..." Black Rose declared.
Another Woman with Aqua-Green braids and a black hoodie over her face walked in and said " Viri (The plural for Virus) have spread all across the Internet! NetCity has been affected by this OutBreak very badly...And to top it off, Thirteen Citizens of dentech City have been reported Missing!!"
The woman handed her boss a pile of Printer Paper.
"According to eyewitnesses, Lan Hikari, Mayku sakurai, Dex Ogeron, Yai Ayano, Tory Froid, Higsby Yamitaro, Yuuichiro Hikari, Mr. Famous, Maha Yahoot, Maddy, Count Jack Zap, and Mr. Match were sucked into portals and disappeared... " Commander Beef read aloud.
"I don't think this is a coincidence... Let's get to work!" Commander Beef ordered.
Suddenly, Three really big portals appeared under them and sucked them in.
Meanwhile...
"Excellent..." Bass said looking at a monitor. "With the Net Agents out of my way, that's the last of the obstacles in my plan...Once i've incorporated Megaman, nothing can stop me from ruling the world now!! Ahahahhhahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Meanwhile in SpringField...
Lan, Bart, Lisa, Maylu, Yai, Dex, Tori and Chaud went to school the next day.
"Now class, thime to hand in those papers!" The Teacher, Mrs. Krabbaple said. But she looked more like a Hooker than a Teacher. "Bart Simpson!!!" She ordered.
"Look at these test results!! On the book report quiz on hamlet, the question was 'where Hamlet takes place?' you answered 'PorkLand'! On this Geology test question where it asks what causes EarthQuakes, you wrote 'Yes'...You're test results for today had better be different, or you'll get 1 year's detention!"
Bart nervously handed in his papers. Mrs. Krabbaple examined his American History quiz.
"Who is George Washington Carver?: The guy who chopped up George Washington.
Who Discovered America?: Ronald reagan.
Who was the 25# President of the United States?: George Bush.
When were the Slaves freed: 1942."
Mrs. Krabbaple pushed a red, circular stamp on the paper, the stamp was a really large 'F'.
Lisa, and Bart took the Dentech kids to get a Squishee when they noticed cheese and Ice Cream stains on the windows and broken glass on the floor.
"Apu??" Bart and Lisa said. "Yahoot?" Lan, Maylu, Yai, Tori, Dex and Chaud asked. Apu and Yahoot were tied up in Wooden Chairs, and their mouths were covered in Duct Tape. Dex peeled the Tape off Yahoot's mouth.
"Please untie me before the Pot of Curry burns..." Yahoot said. Bart untied Apu and Lisa pulled the Duct Tape off Apu's mouth.
"Thank You, children!" Apu and Yahoot said. Yahoot explained "some thug Barged in with a gun, Tied us up and taped our mouths shut..." Apu said "His name is 'Snake'! Gasp! I must check the Register!!" Apu dashed toward the Register.
"Phew! Not a Penny out of place..." Apu said. "Yes..." Yahoot replied. "Except there are no more Lottery Tickets..." "WHAT!!!!!!!?"
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Meanwhile...
Commander Beef, Mysteriu and Black Rose landed on concrete in front of a Police station.
"Status... ...Report..." Commander Beef mumbled, he was clearly dizzy.
"We're both in one piece..." Mysteriu said. "This place doesn't look familiar..." Black Rose said, looking around at the Cartoony atmosphere.
"Hey! I think i know you guys!!!" A voice screamed. The Net Agents rose to their feet and looked to their right, A man with a pompadour, face piercings, a white vest, a Serpent Tattoo, a sack with a dollar sign on it, and a gun zipped through the trio. Before the Agents could realize what hit them, three police officers were clearly running in their direction. The Leader of the trio was very fat and had blue hair.
"Ou-Outta my way!" The Chief panted. The Obese Policeman slipped on a puddle, fell, and landed on his leg. "Ow! Ow, my leg!! Officer down! Officer Down!!" The man yelled. "Chief!" The two other cops yelled in Unison. One was White, the other was Black.
"Sir, can you stand?" Black Rose said, trying to help him up. "gasp I'll try...AHH!!" The cop collapsed. "We oughtta Call you an Ambulance..." The Black police officer said.
Commander Beef offered them Change for a PayPhone before going after the JailBird. The Criminal was running at a quick pace, but Commander Beef's pace was almost as fast. Desperate to escape, The JailBird pushed nearby Trash Cans onto the side to distract the masked man. "A pathetic attempt..." Commander Beef thought to himself. The Fisherman-Agent picked up a Knife Shaped like a Fish Skeleton out of the Pocket in his Apron and threw it at the JailBird, the dagger hit a Nerve in his Thigh. "Dude!!! ow..." The criminal said, his legs buckling. He let out a faint gasp before plummeting to the ground facefirst.
30 Minutes later at the Hospital...
The Police man's leg was hoisted by a sling as he lay in pain in a Hospital Bed. The policemen and Net Agents visiting him. "We can't help but feel responsible for your broken leg..." Commander Beef said. "We owe it to you to at least introduce ourselves...I'm Commander Beef!" Mysteriu greeted "My name is Mysteriu! Black Rose went last. "And i'm Black Rose!"
"Well, Beef, Rose, and Mysteriu...I'm Chief Wiggum!" Chief Wiggum said. He pointed to the Black man and said "This is Lou..." Then to the other cop. "And this is Eddie!"
"That was some sweet work busting that creep!" Lou said. "Maybe Chief Wiggum here can make you Official Police Officer of SpringField!"
"Well, we are Police Officers in our HomeTown..." Commander Beef said. "Aw, why not??"
MeanWhile...
The Phone rang, Homer picked it up in his usual expressionless tone. "Heeeee-ello!" He answered.
The Voice on the other end said. "First, let's get a few things straight, what i'm about to share with you is TOP SECRET! I don't know YOU, and YOU don't know ME...-JA HAY--GEN!!!--"
"Professor Frink? Is that you??" Homer said.
"NO! no, no, no, no, no! Well, yes!" Professor Frink said. "Here's what i want you to do...Bring everyone in your -Hoy-Ven!- Basement up here..."
"Yeah, hold on a minute...BART!!!!!"
A few minutes later...
Everyone was upstairs next to the Phone just as Proffesor Frink instructed.
"Now, turn the Telephone on 'Speaker'..." Frink instructed. Homer switched the machine to 'Speaker'.
"Now, listen VERY Carefully, Cast of Megaman NT Warrior...I think i've invented a way to get you back to your own dimension...To find out more, visit 123 Fake Street in 3 days from now-Moy-Len!!-" Frink instructed.
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An Hour later.
Bart turned the T.V on..."Make way, time for Krusty!!" Bart Declared. Krusty was laughing and honking a Clown horn when he said "We'll be right back, kids! hoohhoohahah!!!!!"
Back-Stage...
"WHAT!!!?" Maddy yelled. "Relax, toots, all you have to do is sit on the Bench at the Bus stop and say "I am waiting for a bus."And i drop a gallon of fake Mud on ya!" He leaned over and whispered into her ear... "don't worry, it's just Chocolate Frosting..."
"We're back, kids!!!" Krusty declared after the Commercial Break.
Maddy walked out from behind the set and sat down on the Prop Bench. "I am waiting for... ...sigh" She began.
Krusty was signaling for her to finish, a frown was visible on his face.
"For ...a...bus..." Maddy finished and flinched, bracing for impact when...
SPPLLISSSSHHHH!!!! Bart, Lan and Dex were the only ones who laughed.
A thick, gloppy Brown Substance Engulfed poor SideShow Maddy. "UGH! MY HAIR!!!!" Maddy shouted. "I'M GONNA BE SHAMPOOING THIS STUFF OUT OF MY HAIR FOR DAYS ON END!!!!" She screamed.
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Back at the Simpson house Basement...
HinoKen Clenched a fist and punched the wall. "How dare ye do tha' t' Maddy??? I'll make you Pay for that!!" He yelled.
