Disclaimer: It feels good to write again. :) I don't own DBZ or Characters. I DO own the Butter Nut Guild idea. And without further delay...
ANNOUNCER: Last time on Dragon Ball Z, Goku-
Random voice: Wrong SHOW! GO AWAY!
ANNOUCER: Oh… can I have a job here, anyway?
Random voice: Hey sure, why not.
ANNOUNCER: Last time on... (looks at title of the fanfic) The Butter Nut Guild... some stuff happened and... there were consequences.
Random voice: You're fired. Last time, the group was brought to an American school. Goku was separated from the pack and the others got in trouble with (dramatic music) THE TEACHERS! And are now in the office.
Gohan, Vegeta and Piccolo walked into the school's office where they were awaiting punishment.
"HOLY SH- I mean, (GAH! FUNImation! SAVE US!) HOLY PURPLE CHINCHILLAS! WHAT IN THE NAME OF NAMES IS THAT!" screamed Piccolo while clutching onto Gohan's arm.
Gohan scanned the office and immediately found what Piccolo was so terrified of. "AH! It's... IT'S-!" He climbed behind his seat for some protection, "A MIME!"
Vegeta rolled his eyes and was extremely annoyed, "Please Gohan! You're a saiyan warrior! How can you be terrified of a person who doesn't even talk?"
Gohan replied, "Vegeta! They can feel boxes that no one else can see! AND- OH THE HUMANITY!" The mime had spotted the three sitting down and began to walk towards them. He had the whole Choutsu look going on great. He was about a foot away until...
"He st-stopped." said Piccolo terrified.
"QUICK! HIDE YOUR BUTTER NUTS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!" screamed Gohan.
"Here Gohan, hide this for me!" Piccolo picked up Mic Nutty and tried to shove it down Gohan's shirt. Meanwhile the mime was trying to get passed the invisible wall that separated him and Gohan.
Vegeta stood up.
Gohan was fighting to push Piccolo out of his shirt. His voice was shaking as he asked, "Vegeta, what are you doing?"
Vegeta grabbed the mime's hand and pulled him closer to Gohan and Piccolo. The mime, apparently relieved that Vegeta helped him passed the glass wall, showed his thanks by giving Vegeta an exaggerated hug.
Gohan and Piccolo looked on in horror holding each other in fear. The mime walked to Gohan and Piccolo slowly. "G-get away from us!" said Piccolo. "I'll b-blast you!" said Piccolo raising his opened hand to the mime.
"No Piccolo, don't! It may be frightening, but a mime (mind) is a terrible thing to waste!" said Gohan. The mime began putting Gohan and Piccolo into an invisible box. Both of them let out an extremely high pitched scream. The mime stopped his box making and clutched his ears.
"Shut up!" yelled the mime.
Gohan and Piccolo gasped, stood up, and pointed at the mime. "YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK!"
"And you're not supposed to scream in school! That's why you were brought to the office, and all three of you are assigned a learning session with me, a mime, to keep your voices down!" said the mime.
"WhAT!"
Vegeta was laughing hysterically in the background. "Now this is entertainment! Wonderful, torturing entertainment!"
"All right, anyway, I'm Jake and I'll be your mime tutor for this evening." said the mime.
"Piccolo, this is the scariest thing that ever happened to me! AHHWAHHWWHHAHAAAAH!" cried Gohan.
"Me too Gohan! AAAAHHAWAHAHHWAHHAAAA!"
"HHAHAhahhahahHAHHAha! Hilarious!" laughed Vegeta.
Meanwhile...
"Eat this now!" said a boy pointing to an incredibly burnt pizza.
"Sure! Gee thanks guys!" said Goku when he shoved the black pizza in his mouth. "It tastes like Chi-Chi's cooking!"
"Whatever dude. I can't believe you actually LIKE this stuff. Here, have my pudding. It's a school secret recipe. I bought it just for you."
"Sweet!" Goku grabbed the pudding and swallowed it whole, container and all. "Aaahh... yum, takes like plastic."
"That was plastic. You're not supposed to eat the container."
"Huh? Why not, it seems okay."
"Sick dude."
The bell rang.
"AH! The British are attacking!" screamed Goku.
"Shhhhh! That's just the bell! You better not yell or else they'll make you go to the office for mime training! It's scary." whispered the boy. He left the table and went to his class.
"Huh? Okay, bye." Goku saw that everyone left and he was lonely now. "I wonder where Vegeta and the others are..."
Will Goku be sent to the office with the others? Will Gohan and Piccolo survive the mime attack!
"HaaAHAHAHAAhahaAAAAHHAAHHAHAAA!"
Will Vegeta ever shut up! Find out in the next chapter of the Butter Nut Guild!
:-D Thanks to the readers who are still reading. Till next time, STAY OFF MY HIPPO!
