Adulthood (Iambic Pentameter) (No Rhyme)
Adults are a bunch of phonies and cheats
They lie under the noses of parents
They teach really dumb stuff and beat up kids
They are just nothing but phonies and cheats
They are misguided fools and really corny
They think they're the best because they're older
They're really just stupid and not so great
They just drink and smoke and do other sins
Not all of them are bad; I'll give you that
Some are really kind and good looking too
Some give vast, plentiful sums of cash
Some are just worthy of being pitied
To me, adults are just phonies and cheats
They steal money when you don't pay for sex
They lecture like donkeys about bullshit
I hope I never become just like them
