A/N: Sasha reveals her little manipulative tricks, which she used to get stubborn-ass Scorpion to be more punctual. Yaoi lemon between Rain and Bo' Rai 'Cho in the middle of this chapter. Don't like yaoi? You can skip the italicized section (which is the lemon itself), since it isn't a seriously important part of the story.
Also, you'll see even more craziness from Sub-Zero!
(Sasha's POV)
I had just finished speaking with Aya regarding her flower headpiece and the hairstyle that would match her dress for the big day.
Apparently, the boys were all laughing at Scorpion's rather 'colorful' hairstyle that Mileena had given him. I wanted to shit on Hanzo, too, but the Cryomancers already did that for me. I watched as he removed the flowers and pigtails out from his hair.
"Okay good. Hanzo is here! Now we can do a head count," I said out loud.
I was to be finalizing all of the men's suits for the wedding on this day. Since Hanzo was a special guest of honor, he needed to be here.
This man had designed his own white suit, and I actually thought was pretty nice. But since Scorpion had refused to come here to show us how he'd look in it, I let Master Bo'Rai Cho destroy it.
Bo' Rai Cho had always thought Scorpion was hot, despite the fact that he'd been secretly fucking Rain. The fat man didn't know, but I had caught wind of it immediately.
I never would have thought that Rain was a chubby chaser...
Flashback
The two were in a place where they least expected to be caught. Sasha was walking through the Living Forest one night due to boredom, before hearing soft moaning and erratic bouts of skin slapping from a distance.
"Uhh... Oh Gods... Mmm," the voice groaned. It was masculine, and it belonged to a very familiar man, at that.
Sasha stopped in her tracks, involuntarily feeling her nether regions dampening upon hearing the man moan. Hiding herself behind a large oak tree, licentiously poking her head from the side of the large trunk, the demi-goddess looked to see what exactly was going on.
What she saw, was unbelievable...
(Flashback in Sasha's POV)
I couldn't believe my eyes... Rain and my master, Bo' Rai Cho, were having sex near the pond in the middle of this forest.
The water bearer's long, black hair was plastered around his face, cascading down his broad shoulders. His face contorted in ecstasy, his legs spread open with the Outworlder underneath him.
Bo' Rai Cho had his arms wrapped underneath the demi-god's thighs, with the latter's erection pointing upward. Rain's ass was being pounded in reverse cowgirl position...
With each thrust, Rain's hard-on bounced back and forth, as moans and pants escaped his juicy lips. I noticed something odd, though...
For someone normally considered heavy set, Bo'Rai Cho was actually pretty fit and muscular underneath his usual bulky clothing.
I pulled out my cell phone in attempts to record the romantic scene, so that I could use it against Scorpion. He didn't show up the first time, so I knew this would get his stubborn ass to think again for the next time.
Smirking, I silently activated my phone's videocam. I remained silent as I continued to spectate Rain and Bo' Rai Cho's raunchy rampage as it recorded.
The Edenian prince's mouth was open wide, panting heavily as the Drunken Fist Master's hardened dong began massaging the former's tender prostate. After several moments, Rain cried out as semen ejaculated from his thick erection, spewing upward and onto his callous abs. The other man released a large amount of his own essence into his lover's hot entrance. Both men now recovering from their orgasmic high, they engaged in a passionate lip-lock. While they kissed, white creamy liquid drained out of Rain's entrance and onto Cho's crotch area.
Now that the two homosexual lovebirds were done with their little fun, I deactivated my phone's camcorder with a light chuckle, looking forward to torturing Scorpion with this gay sex tape. He didn't know what was going to hit him, and I was ready for his reaction.
The best part of it all had been this: I even recorded several episodes of Bi-Han in his neon-colored panties. I paid the Cryomancer $30,000 so that he would allow me to record him dancing and singing while dressed flamboyantly. It wasn't like Sub-Zero really minded anyway, being a metro-sexual man; he loved to show off. He'd always felt that people needed to see his "beauty."
Shit, the crazy man even enjoyed knowing that he turned heads, especially when most men and women WERE jealous of his gorgeous body. I had to admit, Bi-Han was a very attractive man, but there was one thing that I was never able to understand.
Pilar. I have always wondered how she even deals with this man. I'd even given her a cookie (no lie) for putting up with him.
Happy that my little prank for Hanzo was nearly complete, I looped the video clips of Sub-Zero's dancing along with the sex tape together.
Scorpion was in for a rude wake-up call, indeed.
Two days after he'd missed the meeting, I took it upon myself to call him, feigning injury from Quan Chi. Instinctively, the fire warrior came to my "aid," only to be caught in a trap.
The trap was set up by yours truly, of course. It was an interesting trap at that.
Once Scorpion had arrived to the location, with his swords drawn, I snickered. He didn't have any idea what was going on, as evidenced by the confused expression his face held. The man was looking around frantically, worried that I was already gone.
The Shirai Ryu approached one of the trees in the middle of the Living Forest, before his shaggy brown hair was caught in a pirate's hook. He was swung against an elephant's anal cavity. The elephant, in perfect synchronization, farted loud and hard right front of Hanzo's face upon impact, causing the man to pass out.
(Do not ask me where I had found that elephant. It was just there for some reason. Probably ended up in Outworld after coming in from some portal in Earthrealm.)
Later on, Scorpion woke up in my room.
"What the fuck!? Where the hell am I!?" I heard him say. He was clearly disoriented, freaking out as he hung upside down.
While he was unconscious, I had dressed him up in a Tarzan outfit, tying a cute bonnet on his head.
I hid under my bed long before he had awaken, ready to watch the torture begin. Since he'd now just roused from his temporary coma, I quietly turned on the television, letting the crazy video play.
What Hanzo saw made him scream.
The first part of the video was Rain and Bo'Rai Cho fucking in the Living Forest. I tried to not laugh as I saw Scorpion's immediate reaction, knowing how homophobic the man was.
Scorpion tried his best to close his eyes, but he had failed. I had attached a sensor that would electrocute him if he closed his eyes at all. He couldn't even blink.
The next part of the tape made Hanzo scream even louder.
It was crazy-ass, motherfucking Bi-Han, dressed in a pink tutu, shaking his ass in front of the camera with a tambourine in his hand. The Cryomancer was singing "I'm Too Sexy for My Shirt."
And his voice was hysterically obnoxious. Every time Bi-Han hit a high note, his voice cracked, making him sound like a prepubescent teenage boy.
Poor Hanzo. He growled in anger. "WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO SEE THIS FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER DANCE!? Shit, man! First I have to watch Rain's gay ass and Bo' Rai Cho fuck-"
The sensor shocked Scorpion again, since he wouldn't shut up. Had he not obliged to my request, he wouldn't have had to watch his former nemesis engage in a homoerotic home video.
Scorpion screamed in pure rage as he had no choice but to keep watching the Cryomancer do this gay act. Sub-Zero now performed a striptease, slowly peeling off the tutu. Soon after, the narcisstic man revealed his zebra-print thong to the camera. He then grabbed some orange pompoms and began to cheer.
"Hey, bitches! You know who I am!? Yeah, fuckers! I'm the ONLY sexy man in all the realms! And I'm too sexy for anyone! You know you're jealous... EVERYONE knows that my ass is thick and juicy! Bite me!" Bi-Han cried, as the electronic dance music song played in the background.
The Cryomancer continued to dance, excessively shaking his ass for the camera. Scorpion's voice was getting raspy from all the yelling by the point when he had to see Sub-Zero pouring oil over his bare chest. Poor Hanzo puked once he saw his former rival rubbing his nipples on the screen.
Scorpion yelling as he was forced to watch this was hysterical. He didn't know that it had been me to put him through this hell.
And I could tell that he'd rather be in the deepest pits of the Netherrealm instead of having to deal with seeing Bi-Han dance.
Eventually, I made myself known. Scorpion was angry at me, but he knew that I wasn't playing around with him.
After that incident, Hanzo ALWAYS made sure to be on time and never miss an appointment.
(Currently)
I smiled as I looked at all the men here for the final suit fittings: Tomas, Kuai Liang, Bi-Han, Hanzo, Kenshi, Kabal, Stryker and Kung Lao. Jax and Andrew weren't present, as they didn't need to be. They had already finalized their own suits a few weeks prior.
The guys were all talking amongst each other, some of them still making fun of Scorpion for letting Mileena touch his hair. I allowed them to keep talking for a bit before finally shutting them up.
"Okay men! This is it; the final try-outs for your suits. I need you all to go into the dressing rooms and try them on."
The men, all giving me their full attention, nodded in approval, making their way into individual dressing rooms with their suits.
Turning to face Aya, I gave her a smile. "Aya, I want you to tell me the details and if everything fits."
The Edenian Princess happily nodded at me. "Sure thing!"
I stayed outside the dressing hall, watching all the guys walk into their individual coops. It was then when I noticed Aya trying to talk Tundra into letting her inside the dressing stall with him.
"Baby, please?"
Kuai Liang rubbed his neck and frowned, turning to look at me with a look of pure exasperation. "Sasha, come get my nymphomaniacal girlfriend away from me!"
Knowing that Tundra wasn't in the mood to be bothered with sex at the moment, I grinned as I made my way over to the couple. Aya growled in disappointment once I grabbed her arm, yanking her away from the younger Cryomancer.
"Sasha, you suck!" she said, looking at the floor in annoyance.
I guffawed in amusement. "Shut up, hornball. Now isn't the time for romance."
The Princess glared at me in shock. "What!? Look who's talking!"
"Shut up, Aya..."
She shut up, too. I really didn't feel like discussing my previous attempt at having sex with my fiance right now.
20 minutes had passed. One by one, the men came out of their stalls, dressed up in their suits. The universal color of their tuxedoes were black, with the exceptions of the vests and ties. The best men wore white tuxedoes.
Smoke, as the groom, was clad in black. His vest inside the tuxedo jacket was silver, and his bow-tie was also silver. Kuai Liang, as one of the best men, wore the aforementioned white tuxedo, with a teal vest and bow-tie. All of the other men wore black, their vests and bow ties also teal.
Aya's mood had brightened up once she saw her boyfriend clad in his get-up.
The guys all looked great, but one person was taking quite a while to get out of his changing room.
Typical.
Grunting in frustration, I made my way over to the only occupied dressing stall before banging on it. "Bi-Han, what the hell is taking you so long!?"
"Just a second!" he replied.
A few moments later, the Cryomancer had finally stepped out, sporting a gold suit and giant mafia hat. The hat had a large purple feather sticking out from the left side. This gay ass mofo even had the golden clogs to match.
Aya smacked a palm to her forehead. "Seriously? You look even more retarded than one black guy on Comedy Central!"
Kuai Liang and Hanzo began to laugh at Aya's comment. Kabal and the others started taking pictures of the try-hard fashionista male as Smoke sighed, rolling his eyes in irritation.
"Bi-Han, what the fuck, man!?" Smoke chided. He couldn't believe this shit, either.
Hanzo shook his head. "You're such a faggot, bro."
Ignoring Scorpion's comment, Sub-Zero looked down at his suit and grinned, his even white teeth gleaming. "I look good, don't I?"
Aya and Smoke walked up to the man. Bi-Han looked at them with the same smile before they both smacked him upside his head, knocking the hat off. Seeing this, Kuai Liang laughed even harder.
Smoke turned around and glared at his best friend. "Dude. Seriously. Shut the fuck up."
The younger Cryomancer immediately stopped laughing at the situation, becoming serious again.
Kung Lao giggled for a moment before turning to Aya. "Well with the exception of Bi-Han, how do we look?"
The Edenian princess nodded her head in approval. "You guys look great! Hanzo, your suit looks good, far better than your original suit."
Hanzo rolled his eyes, nodding in understanding. "Yeah, whatever."
The men decided to change back into their regular clothes, but Bi-Han stood there. He was looking pretty numb, judging by his lazy stance.
Guess he needed his meds.
Trying to be understanding about his mental illness, I walked up to him. "Bi-Han."
He faced me with a scowl. "What the fuck do you want? You gonna hit me on the head, too?"
"No, dude. You really need to cool it. Do me a favor and go change into the proper tuxedo. Please," I said softly. I knew he was upset, but he only brought it upon himself when Aya and my fiance clubbed him for being stupid.
Bi-Han sighed, complying as he walked back into the changing stall. He finally came back out a few minutes later, wearing his assigned black tux, teal vest and bowtie.
I smiled at him as he stood before me. "Much better!"
He had a very unsure expression on his face. "Yeah, if you say so."
All the guys now out of the stalls, dressed in their normal clothing, I told Sub-Zero to go on and change back into his clothing.
"What the hell, Sasha? How'd you get my brother to comply?" I heard Tundra ask me. The other men were equally confused about how I managed to get Sub-Zero to calm down.
Even if it would only be for a short period of time, seeing how the elder Cryomancer was unmedicated.
Shrugging, I smiled at Kuai Liang. "I guess he just needs to be handled with care. I mean, he is bipolar."
Smoke and Kabal looked at me before laughing. I didn't know much about Bi-Han, other than that he was seriously messed up in the head, but I sometimes didn't like how everyone picked on the poor guy. Sure, Sub-Zero had his ways, but I knew that he was a good guy. We all had flaws.
Bi-Han came out after a while, right when I was beginning to get famished. The final preparations of the wedding were being finished, so I was relieved.
"Hungry for pizza, anyone?" I asked.
The boys, and Aya, looked at me. Sub-Zero's blue eyes sparkled with excitement upon hearing the word "pizza."
Fuck... Now he's going to be acting an ass again...
A/N: Bi-Han is something else, isn't he? xD At least we now know what it is that makes him act this way. And I know that not all bipolar patients act like Sub-Zero does in this fic, so I hope no one is offended by the bipolar references. Just thought it would be funny, since we all have our crazy ways of showing affection and whatnot. His behavior is beneficial to the plot, as you will soon discover.
Reviews welcomed!
