In the middle of a pile of rubble sat a group of humans, robots, and Irkens, some tied to chairs and others not. They were all staring at a television showing the weather.

"Temperatures are up there and it's hot in Topica," droned the weather man.

"It's hooooOOOooot in TOpiCA!" repeated the group.

Heartofstone15 came into the scene and unplugged the tv resulting in groans of complaint.

"Hey! I was watchin' that!" protested Mayo God.

"Well that's too bad because we're moving!" the author grinned cheerily.

"Do we haft ta?" whined Gir. "I wanted to watch the Scary Monkey Show."

"Look at this place!" she said, gesturing to the rubble around them. "It's a disaster! What if it rains? Huh? Then what?"

"Fine," grumbled Mayo God. "Did you find a place?"

"Yup! It's got fields of flowers and is a very ideal vacation home!" Heart bragged. "I got it off of Ebay on discount!"

***a few hours later****

They group stared from a thick forest to the top of an icy plateau then glared at Heartofstone15.

"This doesn't look anything like the picture," she glared at the screen of her laptop.

"Give me that," Dib snatched the computer away. "This was taken in the dead of summer!"

"That explains it then," Heart said, arms akimbo. "Ah well. At least it's out of the way. No more announcer guys with cameras."

***some time latter***

CWO sighed as he walked through the forest, and then stopped in the wake of a solid wall of ice. "No… don't tell me it's up th-…"
Of course the warehouse would be on top of an icy plateau.
"Noes!" CWO shouted, dropping to his knees. "I didn't remember it being there!"
"Sir? Have you placed the beacon yet?" Captain Zie asked through CWO's earpiece.
"Ugh, I'm trying…" CWO said, staring back up the crazy-plateau. "Can't you just fly where I am right now, then fly a little bit up and to the… uh… east?"
"Yeah, okay."
"Awesome," CWO said, glad that he wouldn't have to climb up the crazy-plateau.
"ETA ten minutes, then we'll return to base and get ready for the mission…"

***later inside the new warehouse***

"I don't like it here," grumbled Mayo God. "It's cold."

"Suck it up," said Heart. "Hey. Do you hear something?"

"If it isn't the sound of my buns screaming as they freeze than no."

***outside***

"Alright, guys," CWO said, pacing around the inside of the attack helicopter, "I want us to parachute down while our choppers provide aerial support."
From inside the warehouse, Heartofstone15 glanced out the window, turned back to the complaining people, and then did a double take. Three helicopters were flying above the forest, heading towards them. She panicked.

"No! The reporters are coming!" she screamed and made SAM things.
Suddenly, an alarm went off.
"SAM sites! They have SAM sites!" Zie, the pilot, screamed, and the helicopter noticeably changed course. Zie, an Irken, was pretty adept at flying even a human helicopter. Everyone was flung to the floor, and there was a hissing sound as the missile went past the helicopter. "It's tracking us!"
"Jump, guys, jump!" CWO screamed, and a few soldiers strapped on parachutes, and Zie was the first to leap out of the now-open side door.
! went the chopper.
"Oh, noes!" CWO screamed, and then pulled his parachute. CWO and his homies hit the snow softly, and struggled out of their parachutes. He looked up to see the other two helicopters turning back and escaping.
"Sir! We have to keep going!" Zie said. "They… they have my daughter!"
CWO raised an eyebrow. "Oh, I see. Which one was that, again?"
"Tak," Zie said flatly.
"Oh, right," CWO said. "'K, let's goooo!"

So the group of CWO, Zie, and a few Irken soldiers tasked with the job of recovering the Tallest and a few epic Irkens continued through the forest on top of the icy plateau.
CWO loaded his M4A1 assault rifle, and gestured for them to follow him.
They heard some whispers in Russian emanating from the woods ahead, and they dove for cover behind a bush.
"I'm scared, bro," one of the Irken soldiers said.
"Cool story, bro," CWO replied.
***Meanwhile in the warehouse***

Mayo God was staring through some binoculars at the group that landed in the snow. "False alarm! It's just that ClockwerkOrange guy. Hey! He brought an OC."

"Oh! Who is it?" Heartofstone15 pressed her face to the glass.

"Zie, I think."

"You mean Tak's mom?"

"I don't have parents!" Tak said.

"In other dimensions you do!" answered Heart and Mayo together.

"Someone gimme the intercom microphone," ordered Heart, putting on her general hat.
"A'ight, homies, let's…" CWO trailed off when an air raid siren went off.
"This is Major Heartofstone15! All patrols be advised, some crazy-people are trying to bust out our entertainment! FIND THEMMMM!" the intercom screeched, and then clicked off.
"Okay, guys, let's move," CWO said, and started hurriedly running to the warehouse. They stopped at a door. "Check this one."
"A'ight," Zie said, and then pulled a small shaped charge from her backpack. She stuck it to the door, and then they took their positions on the wall to the left and right of the door. Zie pressed a button on a remote, and the door fell into splinters. They rushed in, aiming down the sights of their weapons, and looked around to an empty room. "Damn."
"Let's keep looking," CWO suggested.
They ran down the room and reached a catwalk over an even bigger room. They looked down and saw many different people tied to chairs, with one person standing in front of them cackling madly and another just looking around bored.
"There t..hey are," CWO whispered.
One of the soldiers was leaning too far on the catwalk, and fell off. He was about to land on Heartofstone15, but she looked up, snapped her fingers, and he disappeared.
"Omg," Zie said.
"Ikr," CWO responded. "That noob."
"Lol, ic what you did there," Zie commented
"Lolwat?" CWO asked.
"INTRUDERRRRRRRRRRRRRS!" Heartofstone15 yelled. She started snapping her fingers repeatedly, and all of the soldiers vanished one by one.
"Oh, noes!" CWO screamed. "Dive, quick!"
They dove back into the other room, and Heartofstone15's snapping didn't reach them there, for some reason.
"Krrttzzzz…. This is Billy-Bob Joe Hamster-skillet, broadcasting on alternating channels… is anyone there?"
CWO grabbed the transmitter on his belt. "Yes, Billy-Bob Joe Hamster-skillet. Captain Zie and I are within the hot zone right now. Can you arrange a pickup?"
"Negative, negative," Billy-Bob Joe Hamster-skillet replied, "but I can get a harrier airstrike, and then maybe pick you up after that."
"Say again, Billy-Bob Joe Hamster-skillet? We have class A contacts within the building. We can't afford to lose them."
"No, not on the building… just to clear a path…"
CWO paused for a moment in thought. "Do it."
A few seconds later, multiple air raid klaxons flared up.

"Hey! Look! A muffin!" shouted the author.
"Quick!" CWO shouted. "While Major Heartofstone15's distracted!"
"Right!" Zie yelled, and sprinted to the catwalk. "For justice!"
They ran across and dove through the other doorway, and ran up the stairs there to the roof.
Several harrier jump-jets streaked across the horizon toward them, and dropped bombs on the forest, causing the trees to surrender to the cascade of flames engulfing them presently. After them, a small MH-6 helicopter flew toward them, and landed on the roof.
"Billy-Bob Joe Hamster-skillet, I presume?" Zie asked, stepping into the helicopter.
"You presume correctly," he replied, feverishly adjusting a few controls.
CWO jumped into the helicopter after Zie, and strapped himself in. "This mission was a failure, but if we can get back to base, we can try to rethink this…"
"And we're up," Billy-Bob Joe Hamster-skillet muttered as the helicopter emitted a formidable roar. He angled the control stick forward gently, but not without anger, and they began to move away from the warehouse.

Mayo God looked around outside with a telescope. "All clear!"

"What?" Heartofstone15 looked up from the muffin.

"*sigh* Nothing. I'm just glad that nobody can get up here now. It'll be nice and quiet and…"

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! I WILL NOT DISAPOINT YOU ZIM!*throws Dib into pit of a million Keefs* SUCK IT DIB!I'll be back. *goes to dominate Earth* Zim: I will freaking do ANYTHING for you…ANYTHING! *gives more amazing nachos* I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU TO THE END OF THE UNIVERSE AND BEYOND! MY ADORATION FOR YOU HIGHLY EXCEEDS THAT OF ANY AND EVERY FANGIRL THAT EVER EXSISTED PUT TOGETHER!" Invader Elze came out of nowhere and shrieked.

"Holly son of a motherless duck!" yelled Heartofstone15, falling backward.

"AAAAGGG! Not the FOOTY PAJAMAS!" yelled Dib from somewhere.

"Good work soldier! Dismissed!" ordered Zim and Elze departed.

"That was…unexpected," noted Mayo God. "How come we can fight off an army of OCs but not an insane fangirl?"

Dib shrugged, somehow appearing out of nowhere. "I gave up understanding these things a long time ago. By the way, what is OC?"

"Another acronym. Means Other Character," stated Heart, opening the door for another fan.

"Who missed me?" asked Invader NAV, hugging and kissing Dib on the cheek. "I would love to help you stop Zim! Us paranormal investigators have to stick together. Oh, didn't I tell you, I'm part of the Swollen Eyeball. I'm Agent Pandora's Box! You are my favorite Dib! I hope you like me to. *hugs*"

"I do," Dib smiled. "You're really nice."

"Zim: I miss Minimoose, may he live on in our memory," NAV said remorsefully before purple hellish fire surrounds her and she floats in the air. "Now, BE NICE TO DIB! I also have demon powers!"

General Heartofstone15 held up her arms. "Whoo! I love the internet!"

"Take off the hat," Mayo God attempted to reason.

"NO! It's my hat! Mine!" Heart held it onto her head.

"Red!" the fan threw a brick at his head. "DOWN WITH THE BLOODY RED TALLEST! YOUR RACE WILL NEVER TAKE OVER EARTH, DIB AND I WILL MAKE SURE OF IT! Alien scum!"

"AGGG! The PAIN!" screamed Red. "Can't you guys help me?"

"I'm telling you!" Heart said, ignoring everyone else. "The movie ruined the whole saga! Just RUINED it! I get made fun of every time I say I like it."

"Yea, yea," agreed Mayo God. "I know what you mean."

"Oh come ON!"

"GIR: Do the taco dance!" cheered NAV.

"TACOS!" Gir began to run around, doing a funny dance.

"Heart: YOU RULE!"

"Why thank you!" Heart curtsied.

"Keef: MY GIR, you freak me out! You're a psycho stalker!"

Though many odd things raged around Keef, the psycho stalker, he didn't know. He still had a blindfold on and wax in his ears. The world was indistinguishable from night and day to the red haired boy.

"Bob: I like you for standing up to the Tallest. I salute your bravery!" NAV saluted.

"I'm starting to like this place," Bob said.

"Don't get too ahead of yourself," warned Heart. "Sooner or later, some fan will come around and beat you over the head with bricks."

NAV continued. "Lard Nar: Don't stop trying to defeat the Irken Empire! I have faith in you!"

"Your faith will not be let down!" the Vortian said proudly.

"I think I'll make an angsty fanfic about Lardy here dyeing," Heart wondered out loud.

Lard Nar made a sad face.

"Hey! I'm just kidding!" she defended. "Besides, I can't think of anything."

Lard Nar was not relieved by this.

"Dib: I came back to you!" NAV hugged and kissed him on the cheek. "In case you're wondering what I look like, my profile pic is me. Please look. You can search my pen name, since I didn't sign in. I want to know what you think of how I look."

She blushed furiously and Heart sighed, chuckling.

"Fangirls. Okay." A screen appeared floating in thin air. Heart made some typey motions and a profile appeared.

"I think it looks nice," Dib said, looking at it.

"Your picture looks like Tak!" Mayo God pointed at the drawing.

"The picture is of a human," Tak pointed out.

"No, your HUMAN disguise."

"Oh."

"That's just the purple hair and drawing style, Mayo," Heart said, folding her arms in thought. "The rest is obviously umm something. Besides, our opinions aren't the ones that count."

"My opinion ALWAYS…*Heart pointed to the fangirl that was smothering Dib with kisses.* Oh. I see what you mean," Mayo and Heart stared at the scene.

Finally, NAV pulled away and finished her review. "Purple: CRAP, I spelled your other name wrong. It's PLEAKLY, not Cleakly. MY BAD! I must be leaving now, I'm writing my first fanfic! BYE EVERYONE!"

She gave Dib a cookie before disappearing in an eruption of purple flames.

"OOOOooooh," said Heart. "PLEAKLY! Hey, isn't that the guy from the Lelo and Stitch dimensions?"

"The green, one-eyed one with the mosquitoes? I think so," replied Mayo.

"I have no idea what you're talking about and I don't like it," huffed Purple.

"It could be a fragment of his original soul," offered Heart.

"Naw! Too different for that," said Mayo.

"You're not listening to me!" Purple said, trying to get their attention.

"Oh wait! Now I remember! The guy who voices Pleakly also voices Tallest Purple!" Heart smacked her forehead in realization.

"Oh yeah!"

"This has taken a turn for the creepy and I don't like it," Red whispered to Purple.

"Well now that that has been cleared up," Heart put on some spectacles to read a letter. "Smartalic240 writes in. 'I want some DaLNr romance (Dib and Lard Nar Romance). Dib: Who would you choose to be mates with: Zim or Lard Nar? Zim: What would you do if Dib quit being your enemy and a real threat to the Irken Empire? Red: What do you think of RAPR? Red and Purple romance? Lard Nar: Kiss Dib! Tak: If you could who would you be with: Zim or Gaz? Warning Some Slash FemSlash.' Excellent questions, dear reviewer! Let's see the reactions from our prisoners."

All, besides Gir and Mimi, were varying degrees of anger, annoyance, and creeped-outedness.

"Who comes up with these pairings!" Dib said finally. "I don't even know that guy!"

"Meh. No one cares really, but it does make for some interesting fanfics," shrugged Heart. "Now answer the question."

"But I don't wanna do that sort of thing with either of them! How am I supposed to answer the question?"

"Easy, this particular fan stated that s/he wants some DaLNr so pick the Resisty leader."

"Fine! I'd pick the goat guy," grumbled Dib.

"What's a goat?" asked Bob.

"An Earth mammal that slightly resembles a Vortian," answered Mayo God. "Your turn, Zim!"

"Zim does not have to answer the STUPID question!" Zim shouted. "The Dib would never turn his filthy back on an enemy so great as ZIM!"

"Soooo…basically, you're saying that you would have a similar, if not identical, reaction as you did in the unmade episode 'Mopiness of Doom' where Dib gives up the paranormal and joins his father in a quest for 'real' science, Zim gets unmotivated, Gir goes to Dib and asks him to come back, and eventually Dib realizes that 'real' science is as boring as hell and comes back to the paranormal?" asked Heart.

Zim and Dib were sharing looks of bewilderment and confusion.

"Oh, I guess that hasn't happened yet then," Heart brushed off the matter. "Red! Answer your question!"

"It's stupid! The whole thing is stupid! WHAT GAVE YOU STINK-CREATURES THE IDEA THAT I WOULD DO SUCH THINGS TO A FELLOW RULER? Huh? Huh? Huh!" Red shouted, straining against the rope.

He saw Heart holding a scroll and he turned to glare at her. "If that has anything to do with your stupid romance pairings, no one here wants to hear it."

Heart made a sad face.

"And furthermore, it seems like you humans just randomly picked names and made a name for a love relationship thing," ranted Red. "It doesn't have to make any sense whatsoever; it just has to have mating scenes."

Two men in black coats came through the door and up to the Tallest. One held out a fancy badge.

"Mr. Red, you know too much," the other said and held out a pen shaped thing to the Irken's head. It flashed red and the Tallest looked slightly confused.

Red dozily turned toward Purple and said in a voice that made him sound like a stoner, "I got the condoms if you got the lube?"

"Oh yeeeah." Purple purred with a look of satisfaction.

"What the blazing hell muffins did you do, Mayo god?" Heartofstone15 gaped in horror.

"I'm just spicing up this thing a bit!" Mayo God rolled her eyes. "What you had was boring!"

"We have children here!"

"So?"

The two began to wrestle until Heart pinned down the other and pointed at the Tallest. "Romance, be gone!"

Both blinked as if waking from a dream.

"What happened?" asked Red.

"NOOOO!" the pinned down person as she poofed from that dimension for a soda before coming back. "Ahhh! Refreshing! Ahem. NOOOOOOOO!"

The men in black suits went over to Heart whom screamed and blocked her face with her arms.

"I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS A COMMUNIST!" she screamed.

Both of the men in black suits raised an eyebrow, but only one spoke. "Disrupting major dimensions is a very risky situation. If we find that you've crossed the line between fangirl and evil, we will find you and you will pay dearly."

They began to dissipate. Heart screamed after them. "NO! I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A DIFFERENCE! TELL ME THE DIFFERENCE!"

"Why'd you yell something about a communist?" Mayo God raised an eyebrow.

"Well I had to yell something."

"But communist? Couldn't you have yelled something like Nazi or illegal alien or something?"

Heart shuffled her feet guiltily. "It was the first thing I could think of."

Mayo God sighed. "Well, let's get this over with."

Lard Nar's chair floated over to Dib and forced the two to make lip contact. It was a lucky thing no saliva was exchanged. No one knows what would have happened.

Heart ignored the disgusted looks on the others faces. "Tak! You answer your question now!"

"I would prefer neither but I believe I'm going to have to pick one or the other, right?" Tak said.

"That's right," nodded Heart.

"Then the answer is Zim but only so I can hurt him."

"You still scare me with your reasons," shuddered Heart. "Next, we have some commands from Invader Robyn! Ze fan says, 'Well, a heathen is at my house so DIB shall get the rage with ZIM and any other boys! So…'"

Zim became shorter than an inch and was forced to watch zadr and listen to The Hamsterdance song, Dib was forced to watch both zagr and zadr while listening to Justin Bieber. Afterwards, he was thrown into a crowd of psycho Zim fans, his head was turned into a giant mango, and Mort the penguin came up and ate him alive.

"Tallest peoples, ya'll get a choice. Robyn says right here that you can either 'swim in acid water and watch me, Gaz and Tak (and robots) eat all your snacks and wrestle my anger monster (my anger is so huge, it needs a boa constrictor to control it.) or watch Zim/Tallest romance and have the HOUNDSHARKS bite you,'" said Heart, a giant, green boa constrictor demon, some hybrid houndsharks and regular ones, and Invader Robyn appearing behind her.

The two Tallest could do nothing but gape in horror. Heart just turned and squealed at the houndsharks.

"You're kinda cute!" she scratched one on the head.

"No petting the dangerous animals!" shunned Mayo.

"But they're so cute," Heart sniffled, the houndshark she was petting showing a gapping mouth of dagger-like teeth, drool dripping as it eyed a potential meal of the author's shoulder.

She turned and smiled at it, the shark/ hound hybrid returning to non-drooling form. "See? It won't hurt me!"

"Umm…right," nodded Mayo God, whom was slightly disturbed.

"So, yea…Pick or I'll pick for you!" Heartofstone15 said, smiling cheerfully.

The Tallest continued to gape in horror as the houndsharks slowly and dramatically rose behind Heart, licking their chops as they prepared to feast on the succulent flesh of dimensional-hopping mortals.

"Umm," Heart said, oblivious. "Hello? Answer! I just told you I would pick what you would do if you don't!"

Someone started playing that scary music from Jaws.

"Fine, be that way," Heart grumpily walked over to the wheel of unpleasentries just as the houndsharks lunged. She turned back to see them passed out, teeth buried in the hardwood.

She smiled. "I think I'll call them names beginning with the letter P."

She ignored the looks of amazed astonishment and spun the wheel.

"We pick houndsharks!" Purple shouted before the wheel stopped spinning. "Anything but watching our snacks get eaten! What pairing was it again?"

"Zim and Tallest," Heart said, moving as a hungry houndshark tried to make a meal out of her.

"How are you doing that?" Mayo God gaped in pure astonishment.

"Doing what?" Heart once again missed dying by houndshark. "Is it being awesome? 'Cause I'm sorry; but I just can't reveal company secrets like that."

"No, no, not that," Mayo said. "Wait…there's a company for making awesome?"

"Yea! I found it when I was exploring the new house," Heart grinned. "Lots of rooms here. I haven't even seen all the hallways! I was mostly guessing on how to get to this room."

Mayo stared blankly at her for a while. "AWSOME!"

"Okay, Periwinkle, Petunia, and Potluck! Your dinner is here!" Heart pointed to the Tallest as Mayo set up a TV in front of their chairs.

Screams of pain issued forth as the Tallest were eaten and pictures flashed away on the screen.

"NOOOO! Nooo! NOOOO!" screamed Purple. "Not that! Ewww! Never! Get that filth away from me!"

"AAAAAHH! Whew," Red sighed as a houndshark ate his eyeballs. "I hope I never see THAT again!"

"TRAITOR!" Purple writhed in horror. "GIVE BACK HIS EYES SO HE CAN SUFFER WITH ME!"

"Geez! You don't have to yell," grumbled Heart, Red's eyes coming back with a pop.

"NOOOOOOOOO!" And a dome sealed their screams out.

"Well, that's done!" announced Heart. "Anything else?"

Mayo pulled out a sizable scroll. "Yea. See since you are lazy on top of being a high school student, you never update anything ever. You missed Halloween and it's almost Thanksgiving so we have to jam both of those special editions into the next chapter. By that time, it'll be Christmas season too so we might as well jam that into next chapter as well."

"Hmm. Dang. Lots of stuff to do next chapter," Heart admitted, "but we havn't even finished this chapter yet! Why are you telling me this?"

"We have to announce this in bold print so that people will send us their holiday wishes."

"Oh. Well, here goes nothing."

ATTENTION! NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE THE SPECIAL HOLIDAY CHAPTER! NIGHTMARE BITTERS, THE EVIL SANTA SUIT, AND A GIANT TALKING TURKEY WILL BE APPEARING ALONG WITH ANYONE ELSE YOU WANT! DON'T FORGET TO INCLUDE THEM IN YOUR REVIEW! BRING STUFFING, CANDY, AND EGGNOG!

"Is that good enough?" pouted Heart.

"No," Mayo returned to the list. "You also have to repeat it at the end so that readers don't miss it."+

"Okay, Mom!"

"Everyone else, here's Justin Beiber," Mayo held out a very scared pop culture icon. "Gir, please sing the Doom song until Justin has red sticky stuff coming out of the ears. Then you guys can eat whatever you want."

Gir gasped in joy. "DOOOM!"

And so began the song.

Sometime later, Mayo God and Heartofstone15 scanned the List of Unimaginable Proportions (LUP) while Justin Beiber was being dragged away by discount medics.

"Okay, who's next?" Mayo asked.

"The LUP is right in front of you!" Heart annoyidly scanned the paper. "Just read it."

"But you're right here!"

She sighed. "Looks like we're getting a fan called…"

"We need more ZAGR! I demand it!" Weaslytwinlover flounced over and shook a fist at the creator. "There's not nearly enough of that in this story."

"Well yeah," Heart backed up a bit. "Nobody asked! And we try to keep this true to the cartoon which (sadly) means no romance of any sort."

"What DOES 'flounced' mean anyway?" Mayo looked questionably at Heart whom shrugged.

"I thought it sounded cool."

The fan's attention was already pointed at another character. "Gaz: If you had to choose, and you can't say neither, would you pick Zim or Tallest Red?" Weasleytwinlover added. "I'm also a bit of a RAGR fan."

Gaz glanced at Zim, Red, and her brother. "I'm gonna have to go with Zim, if only to annoy Dib."

"I'd advise to not anger your sister so much," Mayo whispered to the brown eyed boy.

The fan jumped in front of a pair of sorely nommed on Tallest. "Tallest: Have you ever thought of combining smoke machines and lasers?"

Both sat up straight and looked at each other.

"You know," Purple admitted. "That might not be a bad idea."

"Yeah," Red agreed.

The fan turned to Zim. "Zim: You must tell us how you really feel about Gir. Really."

"Though he may be loyal," Zim answered, "Gir is annoying."

"Hey, Dib," the fan said. "Do you like Tak?"

"No! She's an alien! She tried to destroy my planet!" Dib shouted. "Of course I don't like her!"

"That sounds like a raciest comment to me," Mayo God glared at the boy. "Are you raciest, Dib? Huh? Huh? HUH? RACIEST McRACIESTPANTS!"

"What? No…I," Dib stuttered.

"Besides, Dib," Heart pushed the yelling girl out of her way. "Many viewers noticed you had a pretty big crush on Tak BEFORE you knew she was Irken. Some think you still do."

"WHAT? Why would I have a crush on someone who tried to fill my planet with snacks?" Dib shouted.

"'Cause you're RACIEST!" Mayo declared from the floor. "Oh wait, never mind. That doesn't work."

"I'm not raciest!"

"Yes you are!"

"I'm not!"

"Raciest bastard!"

"SHUT UP!" everyone yelled.

"Now," Heart tried to remain calm. "Please continue Weasleytwinlover."

"Mayo God," Mayo God said proudly. "Fighting racism every day."

"I'm not RACIEST!" Dib insisted.

"That's it!" Heart shouted. "You two are being sacrificed to the vampire-werewolf-ninja-pirate-samurai-alien-monkey-penguin-zombie-plant-spider-demon dogs of hell and outer space!"

Everyone stared at her for a second.

"Wait," Mayo God held up her hand. "Vampire-werewolf-ninja-pirate?"

"Vampire-werewolf-ninja-pirate-samurai-alien-monkey-penguin-zombie-plant-spider-demon dogs of hell and outer space, yes," nodded Heart.

"But…vampires hate werewolves and ninjas hate pirates!" Mayo tried to keep her brain from exploding. "And how are they from hell AND outer space? Nothing makes sense anymore!"

"You figure it out!" And Heart shoved Dib and Mayo into a portal.

Gaz shook her head in what could be mistaken as pity. "You'd think she would be used to insanity by now."

"Meh, whatever," Heart shrugged. "Hey, wanna watch them get beaten up?"

"Isn't that fan still talking?"

"We need Skoodge! Bring in Skoodge! " Weasleytwinlover yelled in defiance of all.

Skoodge suddenly appeared, running and yelling away from something. Having changed locations so quickly, he ran smack into the knob of a door before some rope tied him to a chair.

"Where am I?" Skoodge looked around dartingly. "Who are you people? What are the Tallest doing here? Why am I tied up?"

Heart threw up her hands. "What's with the same questions? You guys are always asking the same things and it gets annoying to have to answer you over and over again!"

There was a sharp tap on Heart's shoulder, causing her to spin. She glared at an old man, whom had reached up to tap her shoulder with his cane.

"What?" she demanded before gaining her senses. "Hey, when did you get here?"

He pointed his cane at her and the author fell to the ground, writhing in pain. Forms that looked like Heart but were each wearing different styles of clothing flew out of the many doors in the house, converging at the author. Soon grotesque demons were pulled toward her and they two merged. It stopped as suddenly as it began, leaving those tied to chairs gaping.

"What was that?" Skoodge sputtered in fear. "I've escaped the Hogulus and that drill instructor to come to this? What is this place?"

"Free realm," muttered Heartofstone15, pushing herself off the ground. "Reality is littered with them. I'm the Author and therefore ruler over this bit of realm. Reviewers asked t bring the Tallest here and you are tied up because I don't want you to escape and I have a reputation of tying up people. That was Rejoining."

She looked at the old man without scorn, instead acceptance. "You knew."

He nodded. "I was surprised you were successful in Splitting. But I can't have only part of a whole to guard over the Entryway, can I?"

"This is the Entry?" Heart looked around in amazement.

"Woah! Slow down!" Purple shouted. "Explain everything!"

Heart turned and looked at the Irken leader for a while before answering. "I split up my personality to make it easier to work amongst people. In my own world, they are all contained in one body and I shift from one to another when needed. Here in the Internet realms, they take on separate forms entirely. The one watching over this realm was mostly Excitable and Random. That part of me knew very little the difference from right and wrong thus making the perfect Personality for this. An entry is a single point with no exact point where all points meet. Basically, you can go anywhere here. It does not exist in a specific Realm. Some Realms even show up in other Realms in the form of objects, books, or movies, which is how a lot of people know about you guys. Do you understand?"

"No. Not really."

"Oh well," shrugged Heart, turning back to the old man. "So I have to guard this Entryway, but from what? A lot of people come in here all the time and nothing much except this gameshow like thing I'm doing is going on."

"From evil doers, of course! Tons of masterminds want to control the interdimmensuional traffic that passes through these Entryways!" the man said dramatically.

One of the doors suddenly opened and two figures shadowed in robes approached from the smoke.

"We are taking over this Entryway, foolish Guard," one said in a weirdly deep voice.

"See?" pointed out the man.

"Enough talk!" shouted the other in the same voice. "Bring out the OC."

Strange, hellish, spacy creatures approached with a large cage, setting carefully down. One of them shivered and was pushed forward.

"Ar, do I 'af ta be da one ta do it?" he asked.

In reply, one of the hooded people kicked him in the rump.

The group watched as the strange creature opened the lock and before he could run away, claws reached out and dragged him in. Horrible screaming could be heard for a few seconds.

A figure stepped out, splattered in blood. Heart gasped and fell to her knees at the sight.

"No," she whispered, slowly getting up and approaching the green-eyed Irken. "My creation. It has bloomed. Va' Lox, what are you doing out of your Realm? You are still supposed to be forming in my mind."

Va' Lox drew out PAK legs threateningly, growling. "So you are the one that devised for all those HORRIBLE events to happen to me! They were RIGHT! How could you?"

"It was to form your personality!" Heart shouted, creating a sword. "You would be a regular old Elite Irken if I had not intervened!"

Va' Lox snarled and lashed out with precision. Heart paried just as quickly.

"This is my domain!" the author glared. "Show your true forms!"

She pointed the sword at the two hooded figures. One jumped away but the other got caught and his cloak was removed.

"Dib? So that's how you got Va' Lox!" Heart growled, storming up to the boy. "And these are the vampire-werewolf-ninja-pirate-samurai-alien-monkey-penguin-zombie-plant-spider-demon dogs of hell and outer space, aren't they! I should have never sent you two to a part of my mind!"

"No you shouldn't have," Mayo God withdrew her hood. "You JERK! You could have told me you had split your personality! And you still don't get the real person you based me off of to write my dialog! Everything would be a whole lot more funnier IF you could only let me write something."

"But you don't make any sense!" Heart tried to reason.

"I DON'T CARE!"

Zim looked over at the blood splattered Irken that was using Keef's head as an arm rest. "Aren't you going to kill the horrible meat lady?"

"Pssh! Na!" Va' Lox chuckled. "I only came here because I was promised candy if I fought her, but THIS is proving to be entertaining!"

"Stop it!" Mayo God yelled.

"Never!" retorted Heartofstone15.

"I mean it! Stop it!"

"No! You can't shoot if I'm hugging you!"

Mayo God stared ahead for a second blankly. "Fuck."

"Hey, Dib-worm," Zim asked. "How did you get sucked into this?"

"Well I was at home watching Mysterious Mysteries when…" began Dib.

"NO! You were using the deep scary voice of evil intentions," Zim yelled, making hand signals all the while. "One doesn't, unfortunately, become an awesome, powerful archenemy by just pure amazingness alone. The only thing you could ever show evil intentions toward is ME so it is very unlikely that you willingly took part in this scheme."

"Wow," Red whispered to Purple. "Am I going crazy or did Zim just say something LOGICAL?"

"Umm, excuse me, horrible enslaving creature human?" Purple asked. "Can me an' Red go back to the Massive now? We think we're insane."

Heartofstone15 looked down from her karaoke party with the Mad Hatter and Gir on the ceiling. "Well it took ya long enough!"

"So we can go? I think it's serious," Red's voice suddenly got lower. "We hink-tae Im-zae ade-mae ense-sae."

"What?" Heart yelled into a brick wall.

The two Tallest looked at this and suddenly came to a realization.

"Yup," Purple concluded. "We're insane."

"No doubt about it," agreed Red.

"Well I can't think of any way you can use this against me so I guess I'll tell you," Dib began again. "It all started when we got pushed through that hole in the fabric of space…"

"NO!" shouted Heart as everything began to get all wavy. "Not another one of those STUPID flashbacks! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…"

~~~~pretty wavy-ness~~~~

Mayo God and Dib were spit out of a portal, landing in a heap.

"Ow." Mayo stood up and looked around. The sky was an angry red while black spotted red birds squaked and dive-bombed dragons and unicorns.

"Woah," Dib slowly turned in place. "What IS this place?"

"I think we're in Heart's …"

"YARRR!" A strange combination of vampire, werewolf, ninja, pirate, samurai, alien, monkey, penguin, zombie, plant, spider, demon, and dog jumped out of some nearby alien-hell bushes. "We be 'ere ta torcha' ye, hawoooo!"

They sprayed demonic spider web on the two, binding them tight. They were lifted up to the ceiling of a cave next to tons of other bound things.

For no reason whatsoever, the sky suddenly turned a peaceful blue and Mayo God groaned in pain.

"Well, what do ya wanna do now, crew?" the leader of the creatures addressed his pack.

"Let's hunt for brains to make a loaf of banana-fish-brain bread!" one of the ones in the back shouted.

"YA! BRAINS!" they all shouted and disappeared like ninjas.

"Well this stinks," Dib noted.

"Cheer up, ya ole buga!" some guy on the ceiling said. "Some things in life are bad. They can really make you mad. Other things just make you swear and curse."

Suddenly, he began to sing. "When you're chewin' on life's gristle, don't grumble. Give a whistle and this'll help things turn out for the best. An' always look on the bright side of life."

"No," Mayo God started. "No. No. NO! AHHHHGG!"

With inhuman strength, she tore off the bonds of webbing and gripped Dib's.

"You are going to help me get revenge on Heartofstone15 or I'll leave you here," she growled. "And believe me, once they're done with this song, it'll be another then another then another on and on until your ears bleed and your mind is gone. Then you'll be just like everything in this mind. Insane and twisted."

~~~the end~~~

"And then she stole the vampire-werewolf-ninja-pirate-samurai-alien-monkey-penguin-zombie-plant-spider-demon dogs of hell and outer space's banana-fish-brain bread and forced them to do her bidding," Dib concluded. "Then we found her in a mosh pit."

Va' Lox waved. "Hi!"

"Hu, that's weird," Heart said. "Normally, the ladybug birds are singing "Boom Boom Pow" by the Black-Eyed Peas while they circle above waiting for unicorns to die."

"HA HA!" Mayo laughed evilly. "I'm free! Now, sister, prepare to die!"

The gun clicked and a bullet whizzed out, but Heart waved a hand and everything vanished. She looked around at the blank space, got bored, and brought everything back except the gun, bullet, old man, and the vampire-werewolf-ninja-pirate-samurai-alien-monkey-penguin-zombie-plant-spider-demon dogs of hell and outer space.

"Damn it!" Mayo God shouted.

"You know, I can always get the real Mayo God to write something for you," Heartofstone15 pointed out.

"Waffle flamingo purple hotdogs!" Mayo God blurted. "Wait, was that it?"

"Yup!" Heart smiled cheerfully.

"Okay, I'll admit it," Mayo said. "I'm insane. I'll at least make some sense when you write my lines. Hey, wait a minute…"

"Okay, that's enough interrupting our reviewer, weasleytwinlover!" interrupted the author. "Please continue, dear fan."

"Skoodge: If you had to pick between serving the Tallest and serving Zim, who would you serve?" weasleytwinlover finally got to say.

"Hmmm, Zim is insane, but he ignores me if I'm not bothering him," Skoodge mumbled, "but the Tallest hate me and every other short Irken and will take every opportunity to punish us for our height. I choose Zim."

"Yes! Zim is all mighty! Come my slave, we must escape!" Zim shouted.

"Hold it!" the author of doom said. "Skoodge is my slave as long as we're in this Entryway! And this means he has to obey the fans just like everyone else. He's not goin' anywhere."

"How could a loyal Irken soldier such as yourself choose ZIM over us?" Purple gasped.

"Well, the answer is obvious," Mayo God laughed and rolled her eyes. "Humans and Irkens seem to share one trait, at least. Height does not make one all-knowing."

"Yes it does!" shouted all the Irkens, except Skoodge. "Don't compare humans to the mighty Irken Empire!"

Heart and Mayo looked at each other. "Denial."

In weasleytwinlover's place, a letter from ClockwerkOrange appeared. "'Neat. You misspelled the name of the great and powerful Vasquez (Jhonen*) How…dare…you…IT'S NOT YOH-HAN!'"

Heartofstone15 trembled in fear. "I…I did what? No. I couldn't have. No never. No! WHAT HAVE I DONE! I will go back in time to fix this, but first."

She sat cross-legged on the floor. The air around her became distorted and one became many. Thousands of Heart's stood up and everyone except one left to guard the rest of the Entryway.

"There!" the only one left said before disappearing into a swirling vortex.

As soon as the portal closed, another opened and Heart stepped out. "That was easy."

"'I'll send you'se a PM. :D,'" concluded the letter.

"Thanks! That was fun!" Heart smiled crazily. "I really like the house."

"Wait," Gaz said. "Exactly WHAT was fun?"

"The house part in the beginning," the author looked at her blankly. "Why?"

"…"

A letter poofed in through a door, smaking Heart in the head. She cleared her voice and began reading.

"Passin through says,'Not bad, not bad. Gaz needs more time on one end though. Please make her wear her frilly, lacy pink with Hello Kitty where her skull necklace should be. And have her video games freeze just as she's about to get to the last level. AND …have GIR be singing the Doom Song right next to her when this happens. Fun and games!'"

Gaz growled as she became covered in the frilly pink horror. "Will…kill…people…."

"Too bad you don't have any video games around here, but you're still cursed," Mayo shrugged.

"Don't worry," the author reassured. "I'll make sure that in any of my future stories and chapters, if you ever are about to win the final level, Passin' through's wish will be fulfilled."

"Going…to…kill….very…soon…" Gaz growled, twitching.

"Fire in the hole!" Heart yelled, shoving Gaz into a pit of Keef's.

Mayo God turned to her sister as a fountain of blood shot up. "Where did you get a pit of Keef's?"

"Oh, you know," she shrugged. "I read some other question and answer fic where the author had a pit of Keef's. It's been so long, though, I forgot which author or which fic it was exactly. Oh well."

A fan tumbled in through one of the doors, dragging Nny behind her. Micah The Homicidal Maniac leapt up and started talking as Nny caught sight of the Tallest and Lard Nar.

"YAYZ! I WAS MENTIONED! Dib: I still love you…and I have found a small group of Dib fans…well, just me, Invader NAV, and…NNY! GET YOUR SS BACK OVER HERE! …and Nny!" Micah yelled at the homicidal killer creeping toward Lard Nar and the Tallest with an evil look in his eye before turning to Zim and the inexplicable crowd of fans that appeared behind the alien. "BE NICER TO DIB, OR YOU WILL ALL SUFFER THE WRATH OF MY PET SNAKE ZORRO, AND MAH EVIL CAT MIDNIGHT! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Heart gasped dramatically. "You have evil pets too! Muffin the gerbil of doom was gonna take over the world but we cleverly distracted him by getting him a lady friend!"

"I told you, he's my gerbil!" Mayo God tried to escape the death hug.

"Nobody cares!"

"Hey, how many more of these reviews do we have to do? It's probably been months since you updated this thing and I'd really like to go to bed."

"I have no clue."

"PIGGEHS FOR YU!" Micah shouted, causing innumerable amount of rubber pigs to rain on Gir.

With a cheer of pure joy, Gir swam through the piggys. "I missed you Piggehs! I missed you SOOOO much!"

"Purple: Here is a smoke machine, do with it what you wish," the fan placed a smoke machine in front of Purple.

The Tallest stretched out his foot to flip the switch and the room slowly began to fill with smoke.

Heart gasped. "This stuff is perfect for scaring people!"

She dropped on all fours and disappeared from view.

"That is pretty creepy," noted Dib, watching Mayo God climb up on Tallest Red to get to a chandelier on the ceiling. "Umm…What are you doing?"

"You'd follow me if you knew what was coming!" she gripped onto the fixture for dear life.

The lights suddently dimmed and flickered as a frigid breeze stirred the fog.

"Do you ever get the feeling that someone is watching you?" Tak whispered, suddently not even daring to make noise.

"Something just touched me!" Lard Nar froze in his seat.

The lights flickered again and the smoke cleared.

"My Tallest?" Zim called out, looking around. "My Tallest? Where have you gone?"

***somewhere***

It was dark and cold. Purple called out. "Hello? Red? Anybody?"

"Purple? Is that you?" came a reply.

"Red! Do you know where we are?"

A maniacle cackle echoed through the dark void.

***Back at the Entryway***

Mayo God dropped from the ceiling, landing in the pile of Pigs. "Well, Heartofstone15 is off destroying the Tallest's bravery most likely through mental torture rather than physical pain."

She sighed. "I guess it's up to me now. Carry on, Micah."

"Zim: You get to go up against Nny…you are armed with nothing but a towel…Nny gets a spork and salad tongs…call him 'wacky'," Micah explained.

"What did you say?" Nny glared at Micah.

"Zim will dominate this PUNY apponent!" Zim crowed. "He will be no match for mighty Irken tactics of warfare!"

Heart jumped out from behind the alien, appearing as a human with white fox ears and a matching tail. "Boo."

"AHHH!" the Irken whipped around. "No fair! You weren't in the room!"

"Pssh! That's what YOU think!" she scoffed. "Besides, I always thought Irken warfare tactics were just sending an Invader to ruin them from the inside then firing lasers at 'em while they're scrambling around to fix stuff."

"Well…yeah…but…it's a better tactic then you have!"

"Jumping out and destroying things when they least expect it?"

"….yes."

"Heartofstone15: Here's Nny!" Micah the Homicidal Maniac shoved Nny toward the fox-author before disappearing.

"Wow! You're Nny? You are like awesome and stuff!" Heart blabbered. "Can I hug you? Wait, no. You don't like touching. Okay, how about a Brain Freezy thing? Here ya go! Oooh! Fans are gonna love you!"

She shoved a Brain Freezy into his hands before turning the area around both Zim and Nny into a battle pit. Zim's PAK became ductaped shut and a towel fell on his head while a spork and salad tongs appeared by Nny's feet.

"Now you guys fight!" cheered Heart.

Horrible screaming came from the pit after awhile.

"Okay, Nny! You can stop draining Zim of his blood now!" Heart called down. "The winner is obvious. Congrajulations."

"I need to paint this on my wall," Nny informed Heart. "Do you know the way to my house?"

"This door right here," she gestured to empty space and a door rose from the ground."I expect you to come back when that's done now, okay? I expect lots of people will give you stuff and that wall of yours will receive many layers of blood if you do. Bye!"

Invaderd00m appeared as soon as Nny disappeared. "Sorry bout that. I mustof had tacos again but Zim and Dib DO NOT FEAR I (for once) am not here to make you confess your undying love for each other…"

Both mention characters yelled at the same time. "There is no love between us!"

Zim coughed up some more blood.

"…or tell you about yulp and QiP because I SAW IGGINS AND KEEF!" continued the reviewer, undaunting, showing a happy smily face. "Bring Iggins back to life and make them kiss while Bob the table service drone and Skoodge do the same thing. I *heart* ZADR, KAIR, AND SABR!*happy smily face* BAIIIIII!"

With a musical sparkle and a poof, invaderd00m was gone.

"Oh yeah," chuckled Mayo. "Forgot you guys were cowering in that corner."

Iggins fell from an open door on the wall, landing on a suddenly unblindfolded and unwaxed Keef, kissing him accidently.

"Eew! Gross! Get away from me!" Iggins pushed away.

Rope tripped him and he was tied to the ceiling like a cocoon.

"Your struggling will not help you, mortal!" Heart called from the floor. "Be prepared to face many HORRIBLE"

"ZIM! Buddy!" Keef interrupted.

"Silence!" Heart wacked his chair. "Nobody likes you!"

Skoodge and Bob were forced together.

"Ow," Skoodge said. "That was unpleasant."

"Agreed," Bob replied.

Invader Aqua12 appeared for no logical reason and grabbed Heart by the ears while yelling into them. "IT'S SPELLED 'JHONEN' FOR THE LOVE OF IRK!"

"Ow ow ow ow!" the author winced in pain. "I think I fixed that problem, but you guys will have to check on it! Sorry! Owwowowowow!"

DaughterofDemeter123 replaced Aqua as Heart rubbed her ears. "First, all of the humans (and Red) must watch High School Musical 1-3 while eating those stale circus peanut marshmallow things. Then, all of the Irkens must act out scenes from Twilight, with a fangirl playing Bella. Oh yeah. And after all of that shiz, give Zimmykinz a chocolate chip cookie. SMOKE SCREENS FOREVAH!11ONE!1"

That fan disappeared while everything was being set up.

"I hope she doesn't mean WE have to watch that stuff too," Mayo said.

"I hope I developed some immunity when SOMEONE INSISTED on watching those stupid things!" Heart glared in the direction of her sister.

"Hey! I thought they would be good!"

Both of the Tallest appeared in the middle of the room, shivering and twitching.

"What did you do to them?" sighed Mayo God.

"I just played hide and seek, why?" Heart looked at her innocently.

"You used the dark room and the false sounds again, didn't you?"

"What fun would hide and seek be if it didn't have that stuff?"

"You really need to throw in some more of that ability to tell the difference between right and wrong when you split yourself again."

"Pssh. You're just jealous YOU didn't get to play."

The humans and Red became tied down in front of a TV while they were force-feed carnival peanut marshmallow things.

"It's horrible!" Dib moaned. "Who would want to watch this stuff!"

"Make it stop!"yelled Red.

"This is so cool!" keef cheered.

Everyone glared at him.

As soon as that was over, Heart pulled out a whip and made the Irkens act. The resulting movie was so mind-numbingly horrible, it has been banned from three out of every four dimensions and Realms on account for the efforts angry Twilight fans and the explosions of many heads.

Heart yelled out the door. "And stay out! Stupid Twilight fans ruining my directing."

Mayo kneeled over a toilet. "Thank god for Twilight fans."

Zim nommed angrily on a cookie. "Why is it that I was the one who had to kiss the horrible meat human?"

"Because you make the worst Edward," explained Heart.

"Ooooooooooh oooooooooh!" Soulstealer knocked the author over in an attempt to tell said author something. "Can I steal Red's soul in front of everyone else? I've been SOOOOOOOOOOO waiting to do that! I'll give it back! I'll just keep it in a creepy bottle until the end of the chapter! Maybe I should put someone else's soul into him so that he acts like a fangirl or somfin. And I also think you should tie Gir to Ms. Bitters and have them added too. That would be hilarious! Glorious! I promise I'll be normal!"

She heaved Heart up and grabed her by the shoulders, shaking roughly. "NORMAL I SAY!"

"Sure sure, fine," agreed Heart dizzily. "Just private message me or something. Your wish is my command."

She fainted to the floor and the fan disappeared. Ms. Bitters melted from the shadows, tied to a chair with Gir attached to her head.

"Tacos! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Gir cheered, turning on his jets and spinning around.

"SILENCE!" commanded the evil teacher.

"Someone needs a hug!"

"AHHHGGG!"

A letter floated downinto Mayo's hands. " writes in 'Aww you changed it…:/ still funny though.' Well, dear reviewer, of course we changed it. You can't go through life without change."

In the most dramatic way possible, XxFuTuRe-EaRtH-RuLeRxX became present in the middle of the room. "HELLO THERE ALL OF YOU! (I LOVE ALL OF YOU!) IT IS I, YOUR FUTURE RULER, AND I HAVE COME TO QUESTION YOU AND TO CONGRATULATE THE AUTHOR OF THIS AWSOME STORY SO….CONGRATULATIONS!"

"Quit it with all the yelling already!" Heart shouted. "We're right here!"

"NOW THAT I GOT THAT OUT OF THE WAY…WAIT DID I MENTION I LOVEEE ZADR? NO? BUT I ALSO SUPPORT ZAGR, DATR, GAMR, AND RAPR! MUAHAHAHA! I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!"

"Are you sure?" Mayo asked. "Cause I once had this really scary nightmare involving a McDonald's playland. I still don't know WHAT exactly was going on, but I assure you, it was scary as Brittany Spears and Lady Gaga!"

The fan ignored her. "Zim: Where's Minimoose? ME WANT MINIMOOSE! OR YOU SHALL FEEL MY WRATH!*shakes fists at Zim*"

"Minimoose?" Zim asked, dumbfounded.

"Oh yeah," Heart flicked her fingers. "You were unconscious when I honored Minimoose."

"Nyaaa!" a tiny flying purple moose squeeled.

"What is that?" Zim pointed dramatically at the moose.

"Minimoose! This robot was created by you using experimental Doomsday technology from Planet Vort!" Heart cheered. "Too bad the episode 'Nubs of Doom' was never released. I would have watched it plenty of times!"

"Okay, you keep mentioning episodes," Skoodge piped up. "What are you talking about?"

"Invader Zim episodes, duh!" Mayo God rolled her eyes.

"Episodes of me?" Zim asked, slightly confused.

"Kinda," answered Heart. "It's basically about you, Dib, and Gaz. The idea was created by the all powerful Jhonen Vasquez and this is why we fans know so much about you!"

"What kind of things?" Dib asked slyly.

"Some stuff about Irkens, about your true origins, the truth about Zim's mission," Mato God counted off on her fingers, "your day to day activities, Gir, stuff about Zim, a whole bunch of stuff, basically."

"We should show them 'Zim Eats Waffles'!" Heart pitched in.

"You really like interrupting this guy, don't you?" Mayo gestured to the fan with the frustatingly weird penname.

"Well, yeah. It's my JOB to make fun of things in this fanfic. It would be boring if I didn't."

"Never mind the whatever you were talking about!" Dib shouted, catching the two writer's attention. "What do you mean my 'true origins'? I had a mom just like everyone else! I just don't remember her."

"And my mission!" Zim demanded. "The truth is that the Tallest were so grateful for my work in Operation Impending Doom, they gave me a top secret mission! Nothing I don't deserve! There is no lies in it!"

Both girls grinned knowingly at each other.

"Stop that grinning! The Tallest wouldn't lie to the almighty ZIM!"

"Sure, Zim," Heart laughed and rolled her eyes. "I'm sure that's what the Vortians thought too."

"You're using that human sarcasm thing, aren't you?" Zim demanded. "TELL ZIM ALL YOU KNOW!"

The fox-author danced out of the way of his claws, giggling. "Even if the fans told me to tell you, I'd erase your memory! Face it! You'll never know!"

XxFuTuRe…whatever. I'll just call him 'X's. Anyway, "X's shouted at Zim," NOW…KISS DIB AND MAKE IT A GOOD KISS OR I WILL TEAR YOU PAK OFF!"

Zim panicked and hurriedly smashed his lips together with Dib's.

"Blaagh!" Dib tried to spit out the memory of that instint.

"Dib: Your head isn't big just ignore what people say and remember crazy always equals awesome…"

"Oh so NOW you stop yelling," Heart huffed.

"I know!" Dib agreed with the fan. "I'm starting to think everyone calls it big just to annoy me!"

"Oh you poor doomed child," Ms. Bitter's shook her head.

"Do you want to play with Pig?" Gir asked innocently, still tied to the teacher's head.

Growl.

"…NOW KISS ZIM OR YOU'LL BE THE FIRST ONE TO GO WHEN I RULE THE WORLD!" the fan yelled.

"Rulling the Earth is MY job, slave!" Zim yelled back.

Heart shoved the two freinemies together so that they were forced into a kiss. 'X's handed them both cookies for their satisfactory behavior, which they munched on angrily.

"Gaz: Well…here's some pizza I stole from a delivery guy," 'X's gave her the pizza.

"Meh," Gaz grumbled, munching the cheesy goodness.

"Tak: You're cool in an awesome twisted way…I LOVE THE POEM YOU TELL ZIM, IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING I'D TELL MY EX…well here are some snacks," 'X's teleported some snacks to Tak.

"Thanks," Tak replied simply before munching on the snackadge.

"Red: LASERS ARE AMAIZING! Purple: Well I kinda understand why you hate lasers I mean if I'd gotten hit in the eye with them then I'd probably hate them too but SMOKE MACHINES ARE BORING…THEY JUST BLOW SMOKE NOTHING SPECIAL."

"Nonsense," Heart retorted. "Smoke machines create great coverage for spooking innocent bystanders. And besides, by a popular vote on a poll I made, a combination of smoke machines and lasers is preferred. I mean, can't you just imagine how COOL that would look in a party? The lasers would totally refract epically off the smoke and everything would be so AWSOME!"

"Hey, that does sound pretty neat," Purple whispered to Red.

"I think so too," he replied.

'X's handed donuts to the Tallest and cupcakes to Heartofstone15.

Heart looked down at the box before looking back at the reviewer. "Your name is still too hard to type over and over again, 'X's."

"WELL THAT IS ALL FOR NOW BUT I SHALL BE BACK! BOW DOWN BEFORE MY SUPERIORNESS!" with that, 'X's left.

"NEVER!" Yelled Heart defiantly.

"Is that all of them?" Mayo asked, sinking into a chair. "I hope that's everyone. I need some sleep."

'X's burst back into exsistance. "OMZ I FORGOT GIR IN MY LAST REVIEW! HOW COULD THAT HAVE HAPPENED? I BLAME THE MUFFINS FOR THIS EVIL DEED THEY ARE JUST JEALOUS I'M ALIGNED WITH THE CUPCAKES! Gir: I give you a lifetime supply of cupcakes, tacos, and waffles but you have to give Mimi a big hug and a kiss…LONG LIVE GirAMR."

The malfunctioning robot attached to Ms. Bitters's head gasped and broke free of the bonds tying him down. He smooched and hugged the other robot before diving into the pile of food.

"NOW..THIS IS ALL! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" again, the reviewer disappeared.

"And now for the magical announcement before I post this chapter," sighed Heart.

Next chapter will be a battle of the holidays along with the normal procedure! Along with Nightmare Bitters, the evil Santa suit, and a giant talking turkey, any number of holiday creatures you, the reviewers, submit will have an epic battle of epic proportions using events that either you people submit or I make up. REVIEW UNLESS YOU WANT THIS FANFIC TO SUCK!

"You know," Heart notted. "I don't feel like spellchecking. Theyll just haze tp deak wityh it."

"At least you submitted this thing before 2011," Mayo replied.