AN: Bucky likes having plain old sex. Darcy wants to make things a little more 'decorative'.

Maybe a bit early, but ideas don't necessarily wait for the calendar to roll by.


It's Not Kinky

"Ah, I love Christmas sex."

"How's it different to any other sex?"

"I don't know, it just… is. Like, Christmas makes everything special, y'know? Ooh – but you know what would make it different? If we Christmassed it up. Maybe with tinsel… Or Santa hats and reindeer ears, baubles, snowflakes… Is fake snow too much? What? What's that face for? You'd look cute as a reindeer."

"I respectfully disagree. And I do think fake snow is too much. I think all of it is too much."

"Aw, come on Buckeroo, where's your Christmas spirit?"

"Just because I'm old enough to be frickin' Santa Clause doesn't mean I want to dress up like him."

"But you'd make such a sexy – okay, fine, no Santa hats or reindeer antlers or fake snow."

"Or baubles."

"What? Why not? What's wrong with pretty baubles?"

"I know you, you'd want to hang them from my – look as innocent as you want, that just confirms you were thinking it. I don't want them hanging from anywhere on my body. So no baubles."

"Fine. Tinsel and snowflakes it is then."

"Hang on –"

"My mom knows this place –"

"No no –"

"– all kinds of colours –"

"We're not –"

"– think Walmart does snow, but how mu- mm! Okay – are we – going again?"

"If it means you stop planning on tormenting me with Christmas decorations, then God yes, we're going again!"


AN: You know Sebastian Stan would look adorable with reindeer antlers. Don't deny it - you pictured it, and took a small moment. ;P