Four months had been passed since I was caught, the stupid galactic patroll made me a convict. Well I was into free problems, I killed the Supreme Court president. I need the money and sometimes I do dirty digging just for fun.

Unfortunately that stupid human, Tights, she discovered me. Humans are like a pain in the ass, I will send somebody to destroy that disgusting planet, just insects, a low power race there is not sence about their existence.

I will never be in that planet, it shouldn't has nothing interesting. Here is really funny, I am with the most dangerous characters of the universe, just a bunch of vermin. They know my name, some of them want to kill me, it doesn't matter, at the end of the day I will kill them too.

I love to be considered dangerous, I have been killing some plague... come on I'm doing communitarian service with that. The state doesn't have to feed them, but me.

The lizard didn't do nothing to free me, and he said I am a kinda of his son? Ha, ha, ha.

I will not here for a long, I can scape when I want. This is like a vacation time, also I have a plan. At least I have not to support the fucken lizard.

Zarbon called me and she said he will been here with Nappa in two days. I stole a book from the human, it is about mechanics written by a Dr. Briefs... very weird names. That's an entertaining read, now I know how to break the lizards ship, I love to annoy him, I might not kill him but he could catch a diabetes.

I discovered the humans can put things in capsules, that's how I could steal the book. With the book there was a stupid photo. A grandpa, a grandma, the ugly blonde human and a beautiful bitch. Hum, cool, the photo is with a bored note:

"Dear sister, we miss you so much. We love you come back soon. XOXO Bulma"

Ha, hoaxes.

I plan to be very drunk one I recover my liberty, destroy one or two planets and drink more. A lot of people want to see me dead. And don't forget to send Raditz to destroy the earth, I wish he doesn't annoy everything again. I will not clean his garbage.

While, I have to enjoy the rest of my captivity with these louts.