At Luke's Diner, Lane, Rory, Lorelai, and Jay sat at the counter. Lane and Jay were sleeping, while Lorelai and Rory were talking.

Lorelai: What did they do that tired them out?

Rory: Played video games all night while listening to Heart.

Lorelai: "I thought I heard the song Barracuda last night.

Rory: Yeah, that around the time I got hungry.

Lorelai: By chance did they go two out of three, etc?

Rory: Yeah, but they started that after Barracuda. I thought you were asleep?

Lorelai: I was.

Rory: Then how did you know that? Did you fake sleep again?

Lorelai: No, I'm physic!

Rory: Really?

Lorelai: Yes, nonbeliever. Really.

Rory: Then what am I thinking?

Lorelai: Coffee?

Rory: You are physic!

Lorelai: Told you so.

Rory: You should take your talents on the road.

Lorelai: I could be rich.

Rory: Yes, and you could give me money.

Lorelai: No way! Lifetime supply of coffee.

Rory: Yes, that's much better than giving me money.

Lorelai: I know, then I can acclaim myself as The Queen of Coffee.

Rory: My mother, the queen.

Lorelai: Yeah, and you will be princess.

Rory: Joy.

Lorelai: Yes, let us do our fancy wave.

Luke walked back behind the counter as Lorelai was waving.

Luke: What the heck are you doing?

Rory: She's the queen of coffee.

Lorelai: Bow down and kiss my mug.

Luke: How about I give you breakfast?

Lorelai: Way better, you serve me, the princess, and our knights.

Luke: Knights?

Lorelai pointed over to the sleeping Lane and Jay.

Luke: I'll serve the princess first.

Lorelai: What about me?

Luke: The queen got on my nerves. What will it be Rory?

Rory: Uh, two pancakes, scrambled eggs, bacon, and coffee.

Luke: Ok. (to Lorelai) You're lucky the knights are asleep.

Lorelai: I'll have what she's having.

Luke: Alright.

He woke up Jay and Lane.

Luke: Breakfast?

Jay: Yeah, three pieces of bacon, two waffles, a sausage and scrambled eggs.

Luke: Carnivore.

Lorelai: That sounds good. Give me that but keep the pancakes.

Luke: Sure.

Lorelai: Nevermind, I want the last one I chose.

Luke: Why don't I surprise you.

Lorelai: That's better.

Lane: I'll have two waffles, two eggs, and orange juice.

Jay: I want orange juice too.

Lorelai: Me three.

Luke: What happened to the coffee.

Lorelai: I still want that.

Luke: Rory?

Lorelai: I'm good with what I have.

Luke: Have any of you ever heard of fruit in the morning?

Rory: I have.

Luke: Ever try it.

Rory: Once, but it didn't suit me.

Luke handed the paper to the cook and went to take another order.

Lorelai: So Jalessa?

Jay: Ok, what did I do wrong now?

Lorelai: Nothing. Just wanting to ask a question.

Jay: Oh, ok.

Lorelai: What's your brother up to?

Jay: Don't know, don't care!

Lane: I wish I had a brother. Then my mom could be over protective of him.

Rory: I think your mother would still be over protective of you too.

Lane: She wouldn't do that. He's the youngest. He's most likely to join a gang, and try to go under her radar!

Rory: Yeah, but you're her only daughter. Regardless of your brother, she might think guys would take advantage of you, and turn you into a rock music worshiper.

Lane: There was no guy when my rock worshiping first started. It was you guys!

Lorelai: Sure, blame us, Ozzy.

Lane: I'm nothing like Ozzy. I'm more of a Billy Idol girl.

Jay: Yeah, I'm more fond of Aerosmith, but your mother would think of me as Ozzy.

Lorelai: Anyone who doesn't listen to Christian music only is an Ozzy in your moms book.

Rory: Ok, let's change the subject, no more Ozzy.

Lorelai: Ok. Let's talk about Taylor.

Rory: A subject for all ages.

Lane: Taylor does get carried away at times.

Jay: Not as much as Kirk.

Lorelai: Oh, idea! Let's talk about Taylor VS Kirk. Who would win!

Lane: I would put my money on Taylor.

Lorelai: Why Taylor?

Lane: He seems to hold more power in the town. Plus, Kirk is a wimp.

Jay: I don't know, I would say Kirk. He would creepy you out enough where you give up.

Rory: Taylor, defiantly.

Lorelai: I don't know, I have to agree with the creepy thing, for Kirk.

Lane: Oh, Luke VS Taylor?

Rory: Luke.

Jay: Luke.

Lorelai: Luke

Lane: Yeah, I agree.

Rory: Luke has wanted to beat down Taylor for years now.

Lorelai: If he finally got the chance legally, he would take it.

Jay: Alright how about Mrs. Kim VS Lorelai.

Lorelai: Mrs. Kim.

Rory: You're going against yourself?

Lorelai: Like you wouldn't do it if you were up against Mrs. Kim!

Rory: You have a point there. Mrs. Kim.

Lane: I would hope Lorelai, but I'd have to say my mom.

Jay: I would too.

Rory: Alright, my turn. Sookie VS Michel?

Jay: That's a hard one. Sookie!

Lane: I don't know, Michel would… No Sookie.

Lorelai: Sookie.

Rory: Is there anyone who would go for Michel?

Lane: Do you?

Rory: No, I was just asking!

Luke walked over to them and handed them their plates.

Lorelai: Oh Luke, you'll be happy to know that we think you can beat Taylor.

Luke: Thank you for having faith in me.

Rory: You're welcome.

A phone began to ring, and they all looked around.

Rory: Not me.

Jay: Me. Hello?

Aaron: Hey, Babe.

Jay: What did you call me?

Aaron: Oh, sorry. Jay. Uh, what's your favorite color?

Jay: Uh, orange.

Aaron: Still?

Jay: Yes. It's been my favorite color my whole life. Why…

Aaron: Ok, bye!

Jay hung up the phone and looked at her three friends.

Lorelai: Your favorite color.

Jay: Yeah. Strange.

Her phone rang again.

Jay: Hello?

Aaron: Hey, Jay.

Jay: That wasn't meant to sound cute was it?

Aaron: If you wanted it to be.

Jay: Are you flirting with me?

Aaron: Maybe, may not.

Jay: Stop that!

Aaron: Stop what.

Jay: Doing that thing that confuses me.

Aaron: Something confuses you.

Jay: Yes, you do!

Aaron: I do what?

Jay: What you're doing now.

Aaron: What am I doing now?

Jay: What?

Aaron: Exactly, I still drive you crazy.

Jay: Yes, you do!

Aaron: What was our first dinner together.

Jay: Chicken nuggets and green beans with French fries.

Aaron: Why did we eat that?

Jay: Those were the only things you could cook!

Aaron: Hmm, still is.

Jay: Wait, why…

Aaron: Bye!

Jay looked up at her friends.

Jay: He's up to something.

Lorelai: What makes you say that?

Jay: He doesn't normally hang up that quick unless he's up to something.

Rory: Not true.

Jay: So true! How do you think I found out about that surprise birthday party in the 5th grade?

Lane: That was him!

Lorelai: I knew it.

Jay: Doesn't matter right now. He's up to something, and I'm gonna find out what.

Lorelai: Can we finish eating first?

Jay: Yeah.

Rory: See, no one can pass up a good meal.

Lane: Especially you and Lorelai.

Lorelai: Queen and Princess of Coffee.