Well, my people! I'm sorry for not updating sooner... No reason this time, just being my lazy self! Okay, my birthday was on Thursday and I celebrating! I'm 20 now! And I got the Fullmetal Alchemist pocket watch and pendant and a folding dagger; it looks like a dragon claw! They're awesome! As for this Tuesday, I was buying the new Evanescence CD, The Open Door! It is awesome! People, you have to get it!
Anywho, back to the FiFi!
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter nor any of the songs that appear on this chapter. They belong to the amazing J.K. Rowling or whoever wrote them and performed them. OKAY!
Two Romeos and a Juliet
by: K.L. Bloodfang
Chapter 7: Hogwarts Idol
Dumbledore paced back and forth in his office. He had been doing this for nearly six hours straight. And why had he been doing this for so long? Simple: he was BORED! He wanted some excitement at the school; he couldn't take it anymore. Problem was, he couldn't think of a way to make things more exciting.
Then something clicked and a light bulb appeared over his head. It quickly turned off though; muggle objects don't work inside Hogwarts grounds you know. Anywho... He called both Prof. Snape and Prof. McGonagall to his office, hoping the three of them could come up with something fun. Minutes later, both feuding professors where sitting inside the old man's office.
"Something the matter, Albus?", asked Minerva.
"No! Everything is peachy peach!", answered Dumbledore, as he was about to eat a lemon drop. Snape took if out of his hands before he had the pleasure though.
"Sorry, professor, but I think you have had too many happy candies today. Now, if there is nothing wrong, why the hell did you called us here for!", said Snape, eating the happy candy himself.
"OH YEAH! I'm bored! Think of something entertaining! I want something to happen at this school. Something that the students can participate in and, in turn, entertain me as well!", said the old man twirling around.
McGonagall and Snape thought deeply at what the professor had asked them. Something the students could participate in and at the same time entertain him. They thought and thought and thought, and still nothing. Until suddenly, too lit candles appeared over their heads. Dumbledore look at the candles and pouted. 'How come I only get stupid light bulbs and not candles?'
"I got it! A talent show!", said Minerva.
"Better yet, a singing contest! That should keep us entertained for a while! What do you think, Albus," said Snape. Dumbledore smiled and nodded really, really fast.
"Alright men! To the Great Hall!", the senile, old man yelled.
The three of them ran to the Great Hall and burst through the doors, scaring the hell out of the students. All the kids look at them in bewilderment for all of them had ear-to-ear smiles in their faces. SCARY!
"I have great news, my duckies! Hogwarts shall have a singing contest this Sunday! Anyone that wants can participate! The winner will receive a kiss from Harry Potter! Also he will also be judging and picking the winner," said Dumbledore smiling. The students roared in excitement, all swearing they would win the kiss. Harry just looked confused.
"Professor, how come I have to judge and kiss the winner?", asked Harry.
"Simple, we voted and you lost," answered Albus grinning. Harry nodded and smiled again.
Both Draco and Hermione couldn't believe their luck. A singing contest and the winner got a kiss from the man of their dreams! It was perfect! They had to win the contest. So, to assure it, they got their best friends to perform as well! Blaise was more than happy to sing in front of people again; it was Ron the one that was skeptical, but a good threat by the bushy-haired girl made him agree.
Sunday!
The contest day had arrived and everyone was excited. A giant stage was erected in the middle of the Quidditch field. Those that weren't performing stood on the stands cheering and screaming for their friends to win. Harry sat on a red and gold throne at the side of the stage, where he could see and hear the performance the best. Then, Dumbledore appeared on the stage, wearing a blue tuxedo with little golden stars on it. (Talk about fashion sense)
"Welcome everyone, to the first ever, Hogwarts Idol! Today is a very exciting day, where many hope to win the kiss from the most wanted bachelor in the whole Wizarding World! Anywho, lets get right into it, shall we? Our first performer is a very handsome young man, also very wanted at Hogwarts. Please put your hands together for the Slytherin Prince, Draco Malfoy!"
The school roared in applause. Soon, a light appeared in the middle of the stage. Draco wore a green, silk button shirt and tight, black leather pants. His hair has loose and kinda wet. In other words, he looked yummylicious! Behind him, stood Blaise, who wore the same outfit as Draco, except his shirt was silver. Soon music started playing and the boys began singing.
Blaise:
Empty spaces
fill me up with holes Draco: I tried to go on like I never
knew you Blaise: Voices tell me I should carry
on Draco: I
try to go on like I never knew you Blaise and Draco:
I don't meant to drag it on I try to go on like I never knew you
Distant faces with no place left to go
Without you within me I can't find no rest
Where I'm going is
anybody's guess
I'm awake but my world is half asleep
I pray for
this heart to be unbroken
But without you all I'm going to be is
Incomplete
But I am
Baby my baby it's written on your face
You still wonder if we made a big mistake
I'm awake but my world is half
asleep
I pray for this heart to be unbroken
But without you
all I'm going to be is
Incomplete
But I can't seem to let you go
I
don't wanna make you face this world alone
I wanna let you go
(alone)
I'm awake
but my world is half asleep
I pray for this heart to be unbroken
But without you all I'm going to be is
Incomplete
Incomplete
Once again, the crowd roared and applauded. Their performance was amazing! Harry stood up and gave them a standing ovation.
"That was amazing, you two! Incredibly sung! An amazing start to this contest", said Judge Harry. The boys got off stage and Dumbledore walked in again.
"Incredible performance! It will be a bit hard to top, but our next performer will surely do her best! Her brilliant mind is only challenged by her grace and beauty; please welcome, Hermione Granger." Another roar from the crowd and the light turned off.
In the middle of the stage was Hermione, wearing a pink bra and low-jeans. Her hair was straight and she had Crookshanks on her shoulders. Around her were Parvarti, Lavender, Ginny and another girl that looked a lot like Ginny, except a bit older. They all wore tight jeans and short shirts. 'Its time for all of our training with Dreema-sensei to show its fruit! We're doing this for you, Dreema-sensei!', thought Hermione. Then, the music started playing and Hermione singing:
Hermione:
I know I may be young, but I've got feelings too. All
you people look at me like I'm a little girl. Always saying
little girl don't step into the club. Get it get it,
get it get it (WHOOOA) I know I may come off quiet, I may come off shy. What's
practical is logical. What the hell, who cares? I'm a slave for you. I
cannot hold it; I cannot control it. Baby, don't
you wanna, dance upon me, (Like that) Get
it get it, get it get it (WHOOOA) I
really wanna dance, tonight with you. I really wanna dance, tonight with you. Baby, don't you wanna, dance upon me, I'm a slave for you. (Take that) I cannot hold it; I
cannot control it. Get it get it, get it get it (WHOOOA) Get it get it, get it get it
(WHOOOA) I'm a slave for
you. (Here we go now) (Like that)
And I need
to do what I feel like doing.
So let me go and just listen.
Well did you ever
think it be okay for me to step into this world.
Well I'm just tryin'
to find out why cause dancing's what I love.
Get it get it, get it get it (WHOOOOOA)(Do
you like it)
Get it get it, get it get it (OOOHHHH)(This feels
good)
But
I feel like talking, feel like dancing when I see this guy.
All I know is I'm
so happy when you're dancing there.
I'm a slave for you. I
won't deny it; I'm not trying to hide it.
(I just wanna dance next to you)
To
another time and place.
Baby, don't you wanna, dance upon
me,
(Are you ready)
Leaving behind my name, my age.
(Lets
go)
(You like it)
(Now watch me)
Get it get it, get it get it
(WHOOOOOA)
Get it get it, get it get it (OOOHHHH)
Panting
(I just can't help
myself)
I really wanna do what you want me to.
(I just feel I
let myself go)
(Wanna
see you move)
I really wanna do what you want me to.
(Uh Uh
Uh)
(I just wanna
dance next to you)
To another time and place.
Baby, don't you
wanna, dance upon me,
(Are you ready)
Leaving behind my name,
my age.
I'm a slave (It just feels right) for you.
(It just feels good)
I won't deny it; I'm not trying to hide
it. (Baby)
Get it get
it, get it get it (WHOOOOOA)
Get it get it, get it get it
(OOOHHHH)
Panting
Get it get it, get it get it (WHOOOOOA)
Get it get it,
get it get it (OOOHHHH)
Panting
I cannot hold it; I cannot control it.
I'm
a slave for you. (Here we go) I won't deny it, (Yeah)
I'm not
trying to hide it.
Again the crowed cheered wildly at the sexy performance by the Gryffindore girls. Harry stood again and applauded as hard as he had with Draco's performance.
"Wow! That was amazing girls! And also, very brave and kind of you, Ron, to help Hermione with her performance like this! Well done, Ron!" Yep, the Ginny look-a-like was Ron. Can you even picture him dancing like Britney and keep a straight face? Anywho...
"Another great performance! Way to go, Gryffindore! Now is time for our staff to show what it can do! This next performer is better know as that greasy-haired, crooked-nosed Slytherin villain. Please welcome, our own Potions Master, Severus Snape, to the stage!"
The students just stood with their jaw-dropped in shock. Snape was going to sing? In the middle of the stage stood Snape, wearing a black cloak and he had a microphone in his hands. Yep, he was going to sing. Alongside him where Lucius Malfoy, and Crabbed and Goyle Sr., also wearing black cloaks. Now, everyone was scared.
"You all know me as eternally-stick-up-my-ass Snape, but that is about to change! I will show you, the true me. HIT IT!" Music began playing, and the four men shed their cloaks to reveal, to the horror of the whole school, pink, lacy robes. Then Snape began singing, with a wide smile on his face.
Severus I
feel charming, See
the pretty girl in that mirror there: I feel stunning Boys She thinks she's in love. It must be the heat Keep away from her,
Modest
and pure, Severus Severus Boys Severus Boys Severus
Boys Severus Boys ALL
I
feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and
bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I
feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.
Who can that attractive
girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a
pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!
And
entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm
loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!
Have you
met my good friend Maria,
The craziest girl on the block?
You'll
know her the minute you see her,
She's the one who is in an
advanced state of shock.
She
thinks she's in Spain.
She isn't in love,
She's merely
insane.
Or some rare disease,
Or
too much to eat
Or maybe it's fleas.
Send for Chino!
This is not the
Maria we know!
Polite and refined,
Well-bred and mature
And
out of her mind!
I feel pretty,
Oh, so
pretty
That the city should give me its key.
A committee
Should be organized to honor me.
Boys
La la la
la . . .
I feel dizzy,
I feel sunny,
I
feel fizzy and funny and fine,
And so pretty,
Miss America
can just resign!
La la la la . . .
See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
What mirror where?
Who can that attractive girl be?
Which?
What? Where? Whom?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty
me!
Such a pretty me!
I
feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing
for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!
The entire school was in shock at having watched their most feared professor prance around in pink, lacy robes. Harry applauded with tears in his eyes.
"That was amazing professor! Very inspiring performance. I bet we can all learn from you!" Then he and Snape hugged.
"That was...weird. Anyways! On to our next singer. She is a very wonderful woman, kind and caring. She maybe strict, but she is a great teacher. Give a hands of applause to Minerva McGonagall!"
The students clapped, hoping that their dear professor wasn't wearing anything pink. And she wasn't! She wore a red and gold wedding dress! She laid on the ground of the stage, microphone in hand. (Now, people, picture Madonna's performance of this song on the MTV's VMA's.)
I
made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didn't
know how lost I was
Until I found you
I
was beat incomplete
I'd been had, I was sad and blue
But you
made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new
Like
a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When
your heart beats
Next to mine
Gonna
give you all my love, boy
My fear is fading fast
Been saving it
all for you
'Cause only love can last
You're
so fine and you're mine
Make me strong, yeah you make me bold
Oh
your love thawed out
Yeah, your love thawed out
What was scared
and cold
Like
a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
With
your heartbeat
Next to mine
Oooh, oooh, oooh
You're
so fine and you're mine
I'll be yours 'till the end of time
'Cause
you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
I've nothing to hide
Like
a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
With
your heartbeat
Next to mine
Like
a virgin, ooh, ooh
Like a virgin
Feels so good inside
When
you hold me, and your heart beats, and you love me
Oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, baby
Can't you hear my
heart beat
For the very first time?
Again, the students were shock-struck. Many even fainted! Even Harry didn't knew what to say. Dumbledore walked out again, this time with bits of toilet paper inside his nose. "AMAZING, MINNY! Simply amazing! Anyways, on to our next performer. You all know him as our lovable, resident werewolf. Kind, caring and also naughty when the time is right, please give a hand of applause to Remus Lupin!"
Those that had shaken off the previous image of Minny rolling on the ground clapped enthusiastically. Surely Remus was saner than those other two, right? Wrong! Remus walked out wearing a black dress, knee-high black boots and lots of black eyeshadow and mascara and purple lipstick. (Don't ask, I had a dream last night where we was dressed like this and was singing this song, so it must be done). He then began singing, in a very sad tone.
Stay
low grieving for you I
long to be like you Halo
I long to be like you You're not alone I long to be like you, sis
soft, dark, and dreamless
far beneath my nightmares and
loneliness
I hate me
for breathing without you
I don't
want to feel anymore for you
I'm not
grieving for you
nothing real love can't undo
and though I
may have lost my way
all paths lead straight to you
lie cold in the ground like you
blinding wall between us
melt away and leave us alone again
humming, haunted somewhere out there
I believe our love can
see us through in death
lie cold in
the ground like you
there's room inside for two and I'm not
grieving for you
I'm coming for you
no
matter what they told you you're not alone
I'll be right beside
you forevermore
lie cold in
the ground like you did
there's room inside for two and I'm not
grieving for you
and as we lay in silent bliss
I know you
remember me
I long to be like you
lie cold in the ground like
you
there's room inside for two and I'm not grieving for you
I'm
coming for you
By the end of the song, the entire school was in tears. Everyone felt so sad. Remus cried uncontrollably on the ground asking why he had been taken away. Then a voice spoke.
"But Remus! I'm not dead!"
To be Continued!
That's the first part of the talent show. It is WAY too long to write on one chapter! Anyways, can anyone guess all the songs in here? Remus' will be the hardest! More crack songs next chapter!
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