Me: I feel like an udder failure (Heh, moo.)

Patricia: Cheer up, I'm sure they're not mad at you.

Me *In her own world, humming "Over the Rainbow" tune*

Ivy: *on phone* Hello? Nut house?

Me: *Snaps out of it* Okay… I'm fine! See!

Ivy: Why do I hang out with you guys?

Me and Patricia: Because you love us!

Ivy: *Rolls eyes* You know she doesn't own anything. Not in her wildest dreams.

Regular P.O.V.

"Demitri! Wake up!" I heard two voices yell to me, "We need you to- AH!"

To make them scream, I just did what I normally did when I was woken up. I sat up, eyes wide, and very quickly.

I heard the door slam shut. And a few hurried whispers afterward.

"You wake her up!" (Hikaru)

"No way in hell. You do it!" (Kaoru)

"I can't risk it, she might be AB!" (Hikaru)

"Why, what's wrong with AB?" (Kyouya)

"Uh, nothing." (Kaoru)

"Fine. We settle this like men." (Hikaru)

(Hikaru and Kaoru)"Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!"

"Damn." (Kaoru)

"Ha!" (Hikaru)

The voices were getting hazy, I was falling asleep again.

~*~*!?

"Demitri? Demitreee…"

I awoke to someone calling my name, which led to me doing what I always do when people wake me up.

I sat up like a vampire…. Only really fast.

Which led to me coming face-to-face with Kaoru.

"Uh," He stumbled back with a red face, "I, uh, came to wake you up and to tell you to, uh, come into the living room when you're ready."

I felt kind of exposed, having only a tank top on and pajama bottoms on, my own face was fighting my own blush, "Um, okay…."

He stood there, looking at the ground kind of.

"Heh, no offense, but could you get out? I need to change and all…"

His head snapped up to reveal a very red face, "oh! Yeah, um…. I'll be going now." And with that, he rushed right out.

So I shook it off and got ready. I pulled on a pair of jeans and a purple shirt with a leafless blue tree in the corner.

I ran down stairs to find everybody in the living room.

"….Of course! She does need new cloths. Here, I'll give you some money, and- Oh, hello Demitri!" My mother chirped.

Everyone turned and looked at me, "Oh, Demitri, your friends say your going to the mall. I just gave them money- and don't you deny it! I have to help out with our 'family', so ta-taa!" When she gave Tamaki the money, she wisked out of the room.

We stood silent for a moment before Kyouya broke the it. "It amazes me how easily your mother gives away money." He said.

I shrugged and headed towards the car, "Hey, I've been living with her for sixteen years and it still amazes me."

~*~*~*~

We arrived at the mall surprisingly having a quiet trip.

NOT.

It was full of, "I'm so excited!"-eds and "Commoners mall! Commoners mall!"

Seriously, they still called everything that?!

I sighed, "Okay, first thing first, don't call anything commoner related. Do it and you will be shunned." I said as I got out of the van.

They sat like that for a minute before getting out.

We entered the mall and they went berserk.

"Let's go in here!"

"No, we go here!"

"No! We go to the pet store!"

"Guys, we're here to get Demitri some new cloths."

And me, who was trying to avoid the reason we were here, just groaned and looked up at the beautiful* white cement ceiling.

Tamaki brightened right up and steered me towards the nearest store, (A/N He acts before he thinks, or, in this case, before he looks)"Ah, yes! In here theres some cloths- never mind." Tamaki said as he steered me away from Victoria's Secret.

The twins burst out laughing, "Tamaki! You would want to go in there, pervert!"

Tamaki ran over to them and promptly smacked their heads upwards, "Shut up you demon twins!"

No P.O.V.

They gathered their selves up and looked around, "Hey, there s regular clothing store." Kaoru said, pointing to a store across the way, "Let's go in there."

She took one look at it and she paled. Then she curled up her lip like a vampire would do, and simply said, "No."

Tamaki started whining, "But why? I would like to see my daughter in some nice cloths!"

Demitri quickly shook her head, "No, no way in hell is those… things cloths. I refuse to wear something as barf worthy as that!" With that she turned around to walk away.

Kaoru grabbed her arm and led her to another store, "Okay, fine, how about this one?" He pointed to a store named 'Forever 21'.

Demitri raised her eyebrows, but allowed herself to be dragged into the store.

"Okay," Said Kaoru, "Let's see…. Ah! Perfect!" He held up a sequined pink tank top, "For tonight." it was nice, but…

Regular P.O.V.'

I curled my lip, "It's pink." I said simply.

"Well they do have different colours, as you see." Hikaru said, appearing behind his brother.

I looked at them, then the shirts, "Fine. But no pink what so ever." I said, picking a red one.

Hikaru smiled menacingly, "And now, "motioned to the rest of the store, "For the rest of your wardrobe."

~*~*~

After about an hour, we came out of the store with two bags.

"That was fun!" Tamaki said.

I rolled my eyes and secretly wished someone would knock him down.

I looked at my watch, "Hey, guys, let's get something to eat."

We walked to the food court and I put my hand out dramaticly, "And this, lady and gentlemen, is the food court! Choose your pick!"

Every single one of them, with an exception of Haruhi and Kyouya and Mori, looked around in awe.

"Ooh! Takashi!! Let's go to the Queen place!" Hunny exclaimed as he pulled him away. (A/N As for money, let's just say she gave everybody some :D)

While everybody ran off to the restaurants (A/N In search for a better word XD) all that was left was the twins and me.

"We'll stick with you." Was all they said.

She shrugged, "Well then, I guess we go get some chicken."

"Chicken?" They asked.

"Kentucky Fried, that is." I replied as I walked off.

~*~*~

After everyone was seated, I cleared my voice, "I still think we shouldn't go." I said.

"Why not?" Kyouya asked, "You keep insisting we shouldn't go."

"Yes, what's wrong with parties?" Hikaru asked.

"It just, well, it's not like the kind you guys have. Most likely people will get drunk." I said, watching their expressions, "It's not a pretty sight."

They were silent before Tamaki said, "I still think we should go."

"What? Did you just hear what she said?" Kaoru said.

Tamaki nodded, "Yes, I did. But I still think we should go because of the leaning experience. To know what to expect if we ever do go to one of these parties, right?"

I looked around at them, seeing what they would say.

After a few silent moments, Kaoru raised his hand, "Alright, I'm in."

Tamaki clapped happily.

After about a millisecond, everyone else agreed.

Except one small senior.

"I don't want to go, it sounds scary…" Hunny said.

I felt for him, I mean, he was Eighteen but, he was so little. I don't think I wanted him to go either, he might get hurt or something (Not physically, no, but emotionally from all the… bad… stuff…).

I sighed, "Yeah, I don't think Hunny should come either."

The twins shrugged, "Well then that leave Mori out."

"No, no," Hunny said quickly. He turned to Mori, "I want you to go, Takashi. I want you to protect the club and Demitri."

Mori, who was recullent at leaving his cousin with their, slightly mental, house owner, just blinked and nodded slowly.

"So, Hunny's not going?" Haruhi asked.

I shrugged, "I guess not. So I guess he'll be staying with my mom."

So we talked, ate and laughed after the uncomfortable silence passed about the party.

~*~*~

After we were done eating and bleh, we went to the arcade.

Me, I went straight for the Pac-Man machine, while everyone else went looking around the rest of the arcade.

I put in the two coins and pressed start. A little while after, Kaoru came over.

"What's this?" He said, pushing a button on the machine.

I smacked his hand away and continued playing, promptly ignoring him.

When he became annoying enough (Possibly by saying, "What's this? What's this? What's this?" Over and over again and poking her in the side.)I answered him, "It's Pac-Man." I said through clenched teeth, "And it requires complete concentration and skill."

Kaoru watched me for about five minute before he started annoying me again, "DEMITRI! Watch out for the Ghost! Now turn! No no no!"

I had enough. I turned to him and bonked (In search for a better word) him upside the head and turned back to the machine, only to find to Ghost caught up with me.

That was my last life.

I gripped the side of the machine, before turning slowly towards Kaoru and saying, "I hope you know how to sleep with one eye open." And smiling sweetly at him.

He flinched but got out of it quickly and shrugged, "Meh, whatever, let me try." He pushed her out of the way and pressed start.

Wow, he was a natural.

But, for revenge, I started bugging him.

"Get the fruit! Get the fruit!!"

"I can't get the fruit there's a ghost right there!!"

"I don't care, get the damn fruit!!!"

"NO!"

Well, the commotion must've notified the rest of them, so they came over. Currently it's:

"Left! No, go right!" (Hikaru)

"Go Kaoru, go!" (Hunny)

"*Randomly saying stuff in French*" (Tamaki) (A/N Wow, he still remembers it? o.O)

"Get the damned fruit!" (Me)

"*Pushes up glasses*" (Kyouya)

"…" (Mori)

And Haruhi just stood there, smiling. (A/N Not like an idiot though :P)

And let's just say after ten minutes of yelling, we weren't welcome there anymore.

We walked out of the store, and I simply pointed to Fye store, "Let's go in here." (A/N Wow. There are a lot of these. Well I don't know if you know what this is, but it's just a music and movie store in short.)

We entered the store and I made a beeline to the movies, not really caring where everybody else went.

I started scanning the movies "Junk, bleck, ew, kill me now, god save me, like I'd watch that, barftastic,… Aha!" I gave out a triumph yell as I held up a movie.

"What is it?" Tamaki asked as he popped up behind me.

I quickly hid it from his view, "Oh nothing, just another test movie for you guys to watch." I shrugged and walked to the cash register.

I waited outside on the bench for the rest of them to come out, and when they did, I saw that there was tension between Haruhi and Tamaki. Mostly from Haruhi.

I walked to Kyouya and nudged him with my elbow, "Hey, what happened?"

"It seems that Tamaki insulted Haruhi as of her being a commoner." He replied coolly.

I winced. Well, anybody would be offended here. But, as Haruhi is used to it, it must have been harsh, even coming from Tamaki. Weird.

I shrugged, "Well I have a feeling they will make up at the party." I said to him.

"Oh?" He turned to me, "And why is that so?"

I shrugged, "Just a hunch." And left for the van, Host club in tow.

~*~*~*~

We got home and my Mom came after us, "What did you buy! Tell me! A mother needs to know what her daughter buys." She confiscated our bags.

I stared after her for a moment, before walking off without a word.

Tamaki walked up to me, who was sitting on the couch, "What was the movie you bought?" He asked. "Shouldn't you get it?"

I shook my head, "Don't even bother. It's in my mother's clutches now. Don't expect to see for a few days." I looked at the clock, "She'll put my clothes in the living room in about five minute, then she'll look at the movie and put it down somewhere, and then she'll forget where she put it and it won't show up for a few days." I said, explaining our routine to him.

I looked at the clock again. It was five o'clock. So in five, four, three, two, one, I silently pointed at the door.

Tamaki turned to the door. A few seconds later, my mom popped her head in, "Good choices Demitri! Your mother approves!" She put the bags on the floor and blew me a kiss.

I got up and left to put them in my room.

I got to my room and looked around. Nothing seemed out of place. I threw the bag on the ground and pulled out the cloths.

The Twins picked out the first top we found, only in red, and some skinny jeans. They also picked out a black leather jacket to go over top of it, but I protested that I already had one, so they didn't get it. I slipped on the top and jeans. I didn't want to do anything with my hair or makeup. I didn't see the point in it. It was going to get messy anyways, from all the people pushing and everything, so it was bound to be ruined. I went to the closet and pulled out my jacket and blue converses. No way in hell was I going to wear heels.

I walked downstairs and everybody was ready. They all had on appropriate cloths on too for the party (Curtsey of my mother, who surprises everyone with her money. I mean, where does she get it?!)

When they saw me, Hikaru smiled devilishly and gave a thumbs up. Tamaki started raving on how nice his daughter looked (I guess Haruhi got her dose) The rest nodded politely. Kaoru… well I couldn't see his face (For he was looking away).

Hunny was in the kitchen, but he could see me from there, "Wah! You look pretty!"

All that was going through my head while this happens:

'All I did was change my cloths.'

I swear I could have sweat dropped if I could.

So after saying our goodbyes. All seven of us piled in the van.

"Well, here goes nothing." I said as I pulled out of the drive way.

Me: Extra long and CLIFF HANGER! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

Patricia: Heh, yeah… *Scoots away from me*

Me: What does I have in mind for the party? Hmm… are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Ivy: Heck yes.

Me: Okay then, a couple of spoilers! There will be:

An intoxicated teen!

Spin the bottle!

A DemiXKao moment!

TREES!!

A PETER PAN REFERNCE!!

MUAHAHAHA! SO MANY THINGS WILL BE UNFOLDED!!!!

Ivy: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!

Everyone: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

P.S. If you want a general idea of her outfit, go to the site below and the one titled, "Keg party outfit" ^-^

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