Nathan: watch out, one use of very bad language ahead, but I'm not gonna * it because there's no point, because you all know what it means, but if your younger than 15 or something, don't repeat it. Anyway, extra long part this time, enjoy!
I never saw this coming
PART III
"Ok, then we'l go with you guys, catch you round, Raffy." they waved goodbye, and on the way to the club, Nathan had explained about the brother situation.
Right, so I guess, he'll be staying with us too?" Blu asked, in the politest way possible.
"Nah, I got my own place, Nathan can stay there with me from now on If you want" Jake suggested.
"I suppose it would be better than staying with Blu tits over here" Nathan said jokingly, Blu smiled at his comment, before he remembered something.
"Erm, Nathan, we forgot about Jewel"
"Aww! Those stupid idiots! They knew I wouldn't be out long!" Jewel decided to find Rafael, maybe he had seen them?
"Two pints of your cheapest larger please" Nathan asked the Lear Macaw behind the bar. She rolled her eyes before turning round and getting Nathans beverage. While she was facing the other way, Nathan took the opportunity to look at her (Hmm, what should I call it? I know!) ass.
When she turned around again he noticed his brother, Jake talking to a Hyacinth Macaw, and got jealous,
'I've got to do something, quick!' He thought.
"Say, how would you feel about having sex with me?" he asked in a casual tone, Blu noticed the scene from afar and sighed after rolling his eyes.
"I would" The barmaid replied, Nathan raised his eyebrows (Or whatever's there).
"I have this thing about having sex with bouffant head wankers" She scoffed as she squared up to him, accidentally knocking the glass she just poured larger into onto the floor, it broke on impact, shattering into hundreds of tiny shards. She stepped back, frustrated.
"Wow, careful! Anyway who you calling bouffant?" Nathan said, slightly annoyed.
"Well your head feathers, they're quite big"
"Well I like to give the ladies something to hold onto" Nathan said smoothly as he swished his head to the side, making his slightly large head feathers wobble.
"That's very thoughtful of you" The barmaid said sarcastically as she leaned on the counter.
"Well I'm a very thoughtful person" Nathan replied in a half whisper.
Their moment was interrupted as a slightly larger Lear Macaw appeared from a door behind the bar.
"What is it with you breaking the glasses?" He said sternly.
"Sorry" Replied the barmaid, in a depressed tone. Nathan looked at him with a face that say's: who does he think he is?
"Clean it up!" the large Lear macaw ordered.
Nathan scoffed, and pointed at him.
"Who's the cunt?"
"Oh yeah, Nathan went with them" Rafael explained.
"Ok thanks, Rafael, see you later" Jewel said before flying off.
"Happy to help, amigo!" He called out.
Jewel was lying above the samba club when she heard a lot of shouting and screaming, she recognised Nathans voice.
"Gah! This really hurts!" Nathan said, clutching his beak with his wings, which blood was seeping through.
"Calm down, Nathan, it's just a cut!" Blu advised, but Jake was going crazy.
"What a pussy! I ought to go back in there and kick the shit out of him!"
"Aw, nah, leave him, leave him… leave him," Nathan said as he lowered his wings to reveal a slightly out-of-place beak with a large gash around the outside of it and a bit of running blood. He was very unsteady on his feet too."
"Yeah he's right, Nico will take care of it" Blu explained.
The barmaid from before walked out the back door and joined them.
"You alright? I can't believe he did that! I feel really bad" She admitted.
"Drop by sometime, big pear tree, can't miss it"
"Yeah I'll do that" Nathan replied before the bird walked off.
Blu and Jake stared in amazement at what just happened.
"And that, my brothers, is how you pull women!" he said smugly as he wrapped one wing around Blu and Jake. Blu pushed him playfully before they started to walk off, but stopped as they saw Jewel approaching.
"Oh my god! What the hell happened?" She shouted.
"I got punched, but that doesn't matter, this here is my brother!" Nathan introduced.
"Hi, I'm Jake" he offered Jewel his talon and she shook it lightly.
"Hi, my names Jewel, anyway, what were you playing at, Blu?"
"Oh yeah, sorry, it's just that it's Sheva's last night here so we thought we'd go to the club, you can't blame us, you'd been gone for hours." Blu explained.
"Really? I'd been gone that long?" Jewel asked.
"Yeah… how could you not know?" Sheva asked.
"Err… it doesn't matter, lets just go back, I don't think-" Jewel was cut off by rapid gunshots.
"Hide!" Blu shouted, they all took cover behind some crates, except for Jake who hid under a car.
"Just stay silent!" Blu whispered.
To their horror, the gang firing the guns shot the car Jake was hiding under, it caught alight.
"NO!" Nathan screamed, he attempted to run to the car, but was pulled to the side by the bird in the suit just before it exploded
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that's the three parts of chapter 5 over and done with, as for chapter 6, I've nearly finished it, I'm right at the end, but I've got a MASSIVE writers block, so you may be expecting another week long wait, but I will upload it ASAP.
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