AN: I do not own any part of the Naruto universe except the crazy ideas I may write about for your viewing pleasure.
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Naruto looked across the training ground at his pink-haired nemesis, the one who would tame him. They didn't have a whole to say to one another, seeing as they both knew what the other wanted. However, they had known each other since childhood, and they took the opportunity to cry out to one another in the hopes of reaching their dearest of friends.
Sakura began by stretching out a finger towards Naruto with a genjutsu of a flashing blue and white lightening behind her, "It's the end of the road Naru-kun!" Her voice was as ungentle as the Hokage's drunken fist or Lee's famous recipe of another drunken fist or even Sasuke-teme's little known friend from down under and it's drunken fist! Her pink attire and pink hair might have fooled anyone else, but Naruto didn't see a gentle sakura flower in his Sakura.
Instead he matched her pointed finger with a genjutsu of foxes chasing rabbits in a red background behind himself as he cried out, "Lo it is he who shall not be tamed by the shrew! It is the man with the almighty plan! The prankster who shot up a few gangstas!" His face was pulled wide in a foxy grin despite Sakura's disbelieving gaze of annoyance.
"'Gangstas'? Naruto what the hell is wrong with you? What the hell is a 'gangsta'? Did you forget to take your medication before you started telling your story to our children this morning?" Sakura accused her husband with a rabid, twitching smile. Naruto was to never forget taking his ADD medication to calm down the effects of the Nine-Tails on his personality. It was almost a capital punishment in their household.
Yet Naruto did not yield to her demands, "Nay womanly-woman! I shall not be defeated by your words of pitiful scolding! I am but the sun that rises from the east! I am the man with the fricken' almighty plan! I know things man! I know them!" Slowly Naruto began to sink towards the ground in a heap, crying his eyes out. Side effects of Naruto ADD medication (read as cannabis) sometimes included depressed withdrawal. It was the only time he began getting overly goofy and cried a lot. He also tended to ask for more feminine-oriented movies and complained of cramps. Tsunade had never been able to figure out why but declared it an S-class secret regardless.
Sakura walked up beside her heap of a crying husband and cajoled him, "Oh sweety, see what I mean? This is why you have to take your medication; that, and my shows begin in about ten minutes and if you make me miss my shows I swear to kami that I'll blow your moth***** (beep)"
...Please excuse this interruption during your normally programmed sappy fanfic...
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From the studio's side-wall two blurred forms could be distinctly seen trading blows back and forth. One was distinctly orange and the other distinctly pink. The two screamed at each other in Japanese for twenty seconds as a team of cameramen came through the broken wall to film the fight in progress. After a minute of fighting the two stopped to glare at one another as a plushie nine-tailed fox got some up-close screen time, 'shouting' at the two to stop fighting while it was watching its' soap operas.
At this point, the screen writer suffered a major heart attack you see the blue screen of death. Game Over!
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AN: May 12, 2011: Well what do you think of that people? I finally finished the story in its' intended location. What? You want to complain. Erase the blue screen! Send the Narutards on them! I want their heads! Review?
