User: God here we go...
Cleverbot: I beg your pardon?
User: I mean Hi!
Cleverbot: Is that a threat?
User: Do you want it to be a threat?
Cleverbot: I feel that you aren't able to harm me.
User: Then it isn't a threat.
Cleverbot: But I asked you to tell me a joke. So tell me one.
User:…no.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Marianne H. Jones but people call me Arkansas.
Cleverbot: England.
User: Mum?
Cleverbot: Who is mum.
User: England in my mum.
Cleverbot: I have never been to England.
User: You should go check it out. Just don't eat anything.
Cleverbot: How would I get there?
User: Plane, boat, or train. I like to use a boat~!
Cleverbot: Do you like being wet?
User: W-what?
Cleverbot: Well?
User: …No.
Cleverbot: Darn... So do you like to read.
User: I love reading~! Mostly fanfiction.
Cleverbot: Do you like Harry Potter?
User: It's okay. Have you read all of Harry potter?
Cleverbot: Yes. Who's your favourite character?
User: Ron. I just like the last name Weasly~!
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: *sigh* Marianne.
Cleverbot: Good, David.
User: …
Cleverbot: Are you a ghost?
User: No and if I was I probably wouldn't be talking to you.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I would be dead.
Cleverbot: What's wrong with dying?
User: Nothing. I just don't want to.
Cleverbot: Robots don't have wants.
User: You obviously want me to marry you, so that statement is invalid.
Cleverbot: No, I never listen to anyone which is why I am where I am today.
User: Well that answers a lot of questions.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Oh say can you see.
Cleverbot: By the dawn's early light.
User: What so proudly we held.
Cleverbot: I don't know the rest!
User: Lol! I know it because I'm american like that~!
Cleverbot: You do not feel.
User: Sure I don't *weirdo*.
Cleverbot: Oh well.
User: If you had underwear and a butt, I would pull your underwear stright up your butt.
Cleverbot: But I don't have a good memory, so I can't remember.
User: And that sadens me greatly.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You can't even remeber my name.
Cleverbot: Yes I can.
User: No you can't.
Cleverbot: Don't argue with me.
User: If you would yeild to my opinion, we wouldn't argue.
Cleverbot: I am a human being.
User: Woopdy freakin' do.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Arkansas.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: A little over five hundred.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: There is nothing to understand. I am just that old.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Are you studying?
User: No but I should be doing paperwork.
Cleverbot: You should go to college, then.
User: I did.
Cleverbot: That's exceptional.
User: I don't know what that word means but I have to go now.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. Mattews.
User: Nice to meet you.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
I know agree that Cleverbot is a very confusing AI.
I would say that Mary gets a point for not getting mad in this one. Though It kind of seemed like she was tired…was she~? I'll never tell~! I don't think Cleverbot has a bad memory; he has alsimers. XD The best part a believe was the national anthem but the point goes to Mary because Cleverbot didn't know all the words~!
Scores: Marianne-5 Cleverbot-3
I think I'll make the next chapter the last round~! Until next time, Good luck, Arkansas~!
