User: God here we go...

Cleverbot: I beg your pardon?

User: I mean Hi!

Cleverbot: Is that a threat?

User: Do you want it to be a threat?

Cleverbot: I feel that you aren't able to harm me.

User: Then it isn't a threat.

Cleverbot: But I asked you to tell me a joke. So tell me one.

User:…no.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Marianne H. Jones but people call me Arkansas.

Cleverbot: England.

User: Mum?

Cleverbot: Who is mum.

User: England in my mum.

Cleverbot: I have never been to England.

User: You should go check it out. Just don't eat anything.

Cleverbot: How would I get there?

User: Plane, boat, or train. I like to use a boat~!

Cleverbot: Do you like being wet?

User: W-what?

Cleverbot: Well?

User: …No.

Cleverbot: Darn... So do you like to read.

User: I love reading~! Mostly fanfiction.

Cleverbot: Do you like Harry Potter?

User: It's okay. Have you read all of Harry potter?

Cleverbot: Yes. Who's your favourite character?

User: Ron. I just like the last name Weasly~!

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: *sigh* Marianne.

Cleverbot: Good, David.

User: …

Cleverbot: Are you a ghost?

User: No and if I was I probably wouldn't be talking to you.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I would be dead.

Cleverbot: What's wrong with dying?

User: Nothing. I just don't want to.

Cleverbot: Robots don't have wants.

User: You obviously want me to marry you, so that statement is invalid.

Cleverbot: No, I never listen to anyone which is why I am where I am today.

User: Well that answers a lot of questions.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Oh say can you see.

Cleverbot: By the dawn's early light.

User: What so proudly we held.

Cleverbot: I don't know the rest!

User: Lol! I know it because I'm american like that~!

Cleverbot: You do not feel.

User: Sure I don't *weirdo*.

Cleverbot: Oh well.

User: If you had underwear and a butt, I would pull your underwear stright up your butt.

Cleverbot: But I don't have a good memory, so I can't remember.

User: And that sadens me greatly.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: You can't even remeber my name.

Cleverbot: Yes I can.

User: No you can't.

Cleverbot: Don't argue with me.

User: If you would yeild to my opinion, we wouldn't argue.

Cleverbot: I am a human being.

User: Woopdy freakin' do.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: Arkansas.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: A little over five hundred.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: There is nothing to understand. I am just that old.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Are you studying?

User: No but I should be doing paperwork.

Cleverbot: You should go to college, then.

User: I did.

Cleverbot: That's exceptional.

User: I don't know what that word means but I have to go now.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. Mattews.

User: Nice to meet you.

Cleverbot: What is my name?


I know agree that Cleverbot is a very confusing AI.

I would say that Mary gets a point for not getting mad in this one. Though It kind of seemed like she was tired…was she~? I'll never tell~! I don't think Cleverbot has a bad memory; he has alsimers. XD The best part a believe was the national anthem but the point goes to Mary because Cleverbot didn't know all the words~!

Scores: Marianne-5 Cleverbot-3

I think I'll make the next chapter the last round~! Until next time, Good luck, Arkansas~!