Hello, loves. : ) Well, I plan on doing two more Cullens then moving on to other Twilight characters! What do you think about that?

Now, on to the story…who will the new president be? Dundundun~!

I fiddled nervously as I stepped onto the stage. I wasn't sure I could do this. Sure, I was intelligent, handsome and compassionate, but that seemed to be the issue. I don't think I could force people to follow my rules. It seemed so…uncompassionate.

"Hello," I said in my velvet voice as I stepped up to the podium. "my name is Carlisle and I am your new president."

"OWOW!" Some woman in the front called with a very suggestive wink. She was dressed very provocatively. I guess some people thought that was attractive, but it just didn't turn me on. *A.N.-this makes me laugh so much for some reason* Some man I assumed was her husband shot a glare at me.

"Oh, uh…thank you." I said appreciatively. Now, it was time for business.

[1.] YOUR HEALTH, NOT HEALTH CARE

"For starters," I started, "I wou-"

"You could start me up anytime!" Yelled the provocative woman, interrupting me. How rude. I glanced over to my family and saw that Edward was grimacing-probably because of that woman's thoughts. I had to admit, it was a little flattering.

"Please," I said, "Refrain from making sexual innuendos at my expense." I was met with a non-reassuring smile.

"Yes, well, anyway, I would like to start with your health." I continued, "While doctors need money, I feel that the patients should come first. So, I, being a doctor-"

I was interrupted once again by the woman up front yelling out, "I sure hope you major in gynecology!"

I'm sure that if I were human I would've blushed…like Bella used to but my blush would be much more attractive, I'm sure. This woman was getting on my last nerve. I was startled by a growl from the direction of my family. I turned to see Esme barely containing herself. Oh, dear. She was jealous.

"So, being a doctor I decided that we would pay doctors a salary from the government, but patients won't have to pay." I finished.

[2.] PEACE AMONG US

"Moving on," I started. "I hereby decree that we will enter an era of peace. No violence, war, or physical combat that is meant to cause harm against your brothers. By brothers, I mean people of the other race, religion, beliefs, and species." I smiled out at the crowd but was met by confused glances.

"Species?" Asked a burly man in the middle of the crowd.

"Uh…Umm…." I stammered out. I couldn't let them know about us, or the wolves! That would mean disaster! "I mean that we should all try to become vegetarians, in order to protect the animals of the world!"

"Oooohhh." The crowd said together. Whew. I avoided something potentially disastrous there.

"So, when you say physical combat meant to cause pain, does that count in bed?" The woman bellowed out with what I assumed she though was a sexy hip twirl. I shook my head and sighed.

"Oh, I give up. Jasper, your turn. I can't deal with this anymore." I shouted as a ran from the podium.

Alright, so what do you think? R+R or no new chapter! Haha, just kidding. I'm not that mean. : )
But, R+R would be greatly appreciated. As would a BETA, if anyone is interested!