So this little gem is a Harry/Luna smut-tacular story. The plot is weak, and it's basically two seperate one shots. But the smut is good. XP

I actually started writing this just a couple of days before I started writing Self Made Man, so I consider this as a sort of precursor/influence to that story. I have no idea how to continue this, or if it could be continued. But I thought I would share, since so many of my readers are perverts. XD


Harry/Luna

EXTREMELY Graphic sex/ BDSM themes

Harry darted across the street, trying to run away from well wishers and the like. People mobbed around him, calling out his name, trying to touch him. He turned the corner, and ran into an alleyway. Too bad it was a dead end.

"Harry!" He heard a hiss. He looked over to see Luna Lovegood pop her head out of a window above him. "Come on, hurry!"

Harry went up the fire escape, and climbed in through the window, Luna helping him inside. He glanced around, seeing a rather messy looking office. Luna was smiling at him. "You alright?"

He glanced at the window, hearing the crowd below. "Yeah. Thanks for that, by the way."

Luna shrugged. "Can I get you some tea or something?"

"No, that's alright." He looked around. "Where are we?"

"Oh, the Quibbler Offices. Well, it used to the Quibbler offices." Luna said.

Harry sat down on a squashy looking couch, and noted the books stacked about on the floor next to him. Luna sat next to him with a bounce. "I've been staying here. It's rather nice, actually."

Harry frowned, taking in the place. Luna was sleeping in her Father's old offices? Well, there wasn't any where else she could stay, he supposed. Not with her House being destroyed and all.

"So, you're staying with the Weasleys?" Luna asked, curling her legs under her. Harry nodded.

"Yeah. Have been since the Battle. So, are you going back to Hogwarts in the fall?"

Luna shook her head. "No. You?"

Harry made a face. "I don't think so. I mean, today, I was just wanting to get some quills and things, and I get mobbed. I can't imagine what it would be like at the school. Hermione's upset, of course."

"Of course." Luna said, threading her fingers together on her lap. "And Ron?"

"Oh, he's going. He doesn't want to face his Mother's wrath."

Luna giggled at this. "So you're going to stay at the Burrow after Ron and Hermione go to the school?"

Harry blinked. "I…er, don't know really." He sat on the couch next to her, frowning. He hadn't given much thought to the future- most of his focus had been avoiding the legions of fans, and going to funerals, this summer. And Teddy.

"I have a Godson." Harry said suddenly. "His Grandmother is taking care of him."

"Oh, that's nice." Luna said, curling a lock of hair around her fingertip. "Why is that?"

"He was Remus Lupin's son. His Mother is dead as well."

"Oh. I'm sorry." The girl said quietly. She got up from the couch, and looked out the window. "It looks like things have settled down a bit. Perhaps you'd like to head back?"

Harry ignored her question, as his eyes fell on the blanket that was folded neatly at the end of the couch. Luna slept here at night. In this dusty old office. Since the building was boarded up and everything…was she homeless? He looked to his friend, and noted that she had turned to him, looking at him expectantly.

"I really don't want to go back. To the Burrow." He blurted. "Ginny's there. And everyone else. I…just want some time to myself, you know?"

Luna tilted her head. "Do you want me to leave?"

He shook his head, running a hand over the knitted blanket next to him. "Luna…you sleep here, don't you?"

"Didn't I say that earlier?" Luna chirped, and picked up several books from the floor, stacking them neatly atop each other.

"Don't….don't you want a proper place to stay in?"

"Don't you?" Luna returned, thumbing through an old Quibbler magazine. Their eyes met, and Harry stood.

"Do you have a job?"

"No."

"So…what are you going to do, if you're not going to Hogwarts in the fall? Sooner or later, you're not going to be able to stay here- they're going to use this building for some business or another."

Luna looked sad, for a moment. "I can't go back to that school. You must know what memories are tied to it for me."

Harry knew exactly what she meant. He sat down again, next to her, and sighed. "Where are you going to go?"

"I'm not sure. I might go on an expedition."

Harry stared at her, and frowned. "But…you haven't the money, have you?"

"No." Luna said, flipping a page in her magazine. Harry frowned, and took it from her, and dropped it to the floor as he grabbed her, making her look at him.

"Luna, you can't just…go off, without a plan, without a way to support yourself…what if you got hurt? What if-" He remembered his own time on the run, hungry all the time, with no place to stay-

Luna gave him a wan smile. "I think I would be fine, Harry."

Harry stared down at the girl, and noted how calm she was, despite the bruising grip he had on her upper arms. He could see she was getting goosebumps up and down her arms, and he was so close he could swear he saw her eyes get darker.

He leant forward, throwing all caution away, sliding his hands up to her shoulders, one of them slipped into her hair, tugging on it slightly to pull her head closer. He was kissing her before he realized what he was doing. She was silent, reciprocating his kiss, but he wanted to hear…something-

He slipped his tongue into her mouth, and she breathed in sharply as he tugged on her hair a bit more. His fingers played with the thin strap on her dress, and the hand in her hair left, sliding down her back, pulling her closer to him.

She finally groaned, tilting her head slightly as his kisses left her lips, and trailed down her neck. His mouth met the strap of her dress, and he pulled on it, snapping it easily. She gasped as he groped her through her dress, pushing her down to lie on the couch.

He nipped her neck as he settled in between her legs, lust surging through him. Her eyes were screwed tight as he pinned her arms back, and ran his hands up and down against her body. She was panting, her chest heaving in excitement.

"Stay with me. We'll find some place. I don't care where it is. I can't have you just…leaving." He breathed. "You're my friend, and I don't want another friend leaving me."

She could only nod, and he ran a hand up her thigh, spreading her legs further. She whined in the back of her throat as his fingers stroked her through her knickers. Soon, she was shifting her hips back and forth against them, and he could feel how she was soaking her knickers. He hooked his fingers around the knickers, and he shoved two fingers inside her sopping wet core at once.

She cried out, and he felt himself get even harder. "I want you. God, I've never wanted anyone as much as I want…you're so beautiful. How could I have not seen that before…" He whispered, pulling down her knickers, and dropping them to the floor. She stared up at him with wide eyes, and he undid the front of his pants quickly.

"Touch yourself." He ordered, and she did just that, watching him draw his wand, and cast a contraception spell on her. She smiled, knowing what was coming next- hoping what was coming next-

He yanked her hand away from her pussy, and took his cock into his hand. He met her eyes as he slid the crown against her labia. Up. Down. Up. Down. He finally nudged the tip inside her folds, pressing into her shallowly. She trembled with want as he slowly worked the head of his cock in and out of her, groaning.

"Harry…please…" She finally begged.

He eased into her, and stilled, waiting for her to adjust. It hurt like hell, but it hurt in a good way. She felt tingly all over, anticipating having him inside her fully. She gave him a mute nod, and he began to move. She clutched at his arms, watching him in awe as he fucked her body. She reached down, and began to touch herself, feeling more alive than she had in a long time. She was coming in no time, and as she arched up into his body, she could feel his cock spurting inside her, filling her with his cum.

They rested for a moment, and Luna gave him a smile. "Again?"

He laughed, and pulled her into his lap. Their hips ground into each other, and they became aroused once more. His hips jerked against hers, his cock bouncing between their bodies as she slid her cum-wet pussy against his cock, teasing him as she let it slide into her shallowly. She lifted her hips every time he tried to thrust up into her, and finally, he grabbed her by the hips, pushing her down onto his cock fully. It made funny noises as the cum from their previous fucking dribbled out of her- providing lubrication. They soon were going faster, harder- Harry was sure there were to be bruises on the girl's hips from where he was holding onto her.

He was soon coming into her again, and she jerked up and down on his cock, milking it, her walls tightening as she orgasmed. "Fuck!" She cried, fingers tightening on his shoulders. He stared at her in surprise, and his cock twitched inside her.

He looked down, noting his reaction, and he slowly moved her up and down some more. He leant forward, and whispered to her. "Luna, I didn't know you cursed."

Luna smiled. "Only when the occasion calls for it."

"Well, I'm calling for it. I want to hear that again." Harry said, nipping her ear. All too soon, they were coming down from their third orgasm, and it was getting dark out.

He cleaned them up, and repaired her dress. "I have to be going. I'm late for dinner…I…I'll something sorted out soon. For the both of us."

She stared at him, smiling. "Harry…you really don't need to do that."

"But I want to." He kissed her cheek. "Are you going to be okay here? Should I stay?"

She shook her head. "I'll be fine. When will you be back?"

"Tomorrow."

He didn't come the following day. Or the day after.

Luna was staring out the window when he finally arrived, and she whirled to him, looking worried. He smiled sheepishly at her, holding a file in his arms.

"I'm sorry. I found a place for us!" He said brightly. "I know I said I'd come the other day, but it took so long to get a place, and then…other stuff happened…"

He frowned, opening the file. "The cottage is in Ireland, on the coast. I thought you might like that. It's near a small village, rather out of the way." He showed her a picture. "It has been in my family for some time- I didn't know about it. In fact…er, I didn't know about a lot of things. So…will you come with me?"

"When?" She asked, eyes scanning the information on the cottage.

"I was…kind of hoping for…now."

She looked at him in surprise. "Why the rush?"

"Er…Ginny is mad at me. So is Ron. And Hermoine. For various reasons. So?"

Luna looked at him thoughtfully. "Why are they mad?"

Harry sighed roughly. "Ginny thinks I should stay here in London, if I don't go back to Hogwarts, and work for the ministry or something. Ron thinks I should try out for a quidditch team, and lap up all this fame I have. Hermoine thinks I should go back to Hogwarts. I don't want to do any of that."

Luna gave him a small smile, and wrapped her arms around his neck. She kissed him gently. "You should be able to do whatever you like."

He gave her a lusty look. "Anything?"

Her smiled widened. "Why not?"

He dropped the file to the floor, and pushed her to the couch, face down, and he pulled up her skirt. He drew his wand quickly, and cast the contraception spell on her, and settled behind her. He pulled her panties down her thighs.

She looked over her shoulder at him, watching him pull down his pants, freeing his cock.

She grinned. "You going to fuck me again?"

He groaned. "Yes. Every night, if you'll let me."

She laughed, and her laughter turned into groans as he began to touch her.

BREAKxxxxBREAK

Harry and Luna were snogging heavily, leaning against a tree. They were in a muggle park, on one of their walks. It had started with just a kiss, but it had soon progressed with something more.

Luna's head tipped back as Harry kissed and nipped her neck, hands groping her chest through her dress. His hips shifted against hers, and she glanced about. It was getting to be dusk, and there was no one around… her hand slid down his chest, and down to the front of his pants.

He groaned, bucking into her hand. He nipped her ear. "Naughty girl. We're in public."

"No one's here." She whispered back.

He kissed her harder, using his body to block any possible people who could see them as he undid the front of his pants. Luna began to stroke him, and hid her head in his shoulder as his hand went up her skirt.

His fingers rubbed at her through her knickers.

"Such a dirty girl…I wonder..." His hand left her knickers, and he used both of his hands to hike her skirt up. If anyone passed by, they would be able to see her.

"Harry!" She hissed, and he pressed up against her- she could feel his cock lining up against her pussy, a thin layer of cotton between them. His hands slid to grope her bum, pulling her closer.

She rolled her hips, wrapping her arms around his neck. They thrust against each other, getting hot and heavy. Her panties were getting sticky from all their juices- the head of his cock slid against the inside of her thigh, and he pressed up, into her. Her hands tightened as the head found her hole, through her knickers- he shoved it in shallowly, their only protection was the cotton- he hadn't used a contraceptive spell, and for some reason, it made it all the more thrilling.

He reached down, and pulled her knickers to the side, baring her swollen labia to the chilly night air. She squirmed as he guided the head of his cock into her wet folds, sliding it up and down her pussy. He used it to tease her clit, pressing into her shallowly.

"Fuck…fuck me Harry." She whispered wantonly, shifting her hips against his. She worked her hips over the length of his cock, her clit getting swollen as it rubbed against the crown. She rolled her hips, the head of his cock teasingly grazed her hole.

She clutched at his arms as he slowly shifted against her, shallowly butting the head of his cock against her. Their hips jerked, faster and faster, and his cock began to slide in, slick and easy- he pulled out, meeting her eyes. He slid back in- all the way, and her heart beat wildly in her chest. She needed to tell him to cast the contraceptive spell, but her mouth didn't seem to be working. She could tell by the look in his eyes that he was mad with lust- he didn't seem to care.

It felt so different without the spell…she could feel…everything. She clutched against him as he began to fuck her. She leant her head against his shoulder, feeling his raw cock inside her was…amazing. Her attention came back to him as he pulled out of her, and shoved her to the ground.

She laid on the dirt, feeling exposed as he shoved her legs apart, and his cock slid her into her waiting pussy. She arched her back, biting back a cry, trembling as he pinned her arms down to the ground.

"Yes…yes…yes…" She panted, feeling delirious, eyes fluttering closed. She felt so dirty, so used, just waiting for him to fuck her- He bent down, kissing her hard as he thrust into her sharply. She pulled back with a gasp, throwing her head back as she felt him get bigger- he was going to come- he was going to fill her up soon-

His hands left her arms, and they gripped her hips, she could hear his skin slapping against hers. His fingers dug into her skin, and she felt warm all over, knowing that he was close, knowing she was close- He thrust into her faster, and faster, and her legs shook as she came, her cum making them even slicker. Her clit felt as though it was on fire, it was so sensitive-

He pistoned into her so hard that her hips were starting to lift up off the ground with each thrust. She just held on for the ride, throwing her head back.

Then he began to talk. "Look at you, you're such a slutty thing. Anyone could see you right now, couldn't they?"

"Uh huh." She mumbled.

"There's a man in the trees over there. Of course, you can't see him." He pulled out of her, and flipped her onto her stomach, so she could see the man directly in front of them, half hidden behind a tree.

She couldn't tell what he looked, like, but she wasn't looking at his face- his hand was on his cock, and he was touching himself. She groaned as Harry slid into her again.

"You're such a dirty girl. I bet you like this, don't you?"

Luna nodded, and Harry pulled up on her hips so that she was balanced on her hands and knees.

"Pull your dress off." He ordered.

She didn't even question it- she yanked her dress off over her head, leaving her just in her socks and shoes- her knickers were on the ground along with her dress. She was practically naked, in front of a stranger, in a semi-public place. And boy, was she turned on.

The man moved closer, watching them openly. Harry smacked her bum playfully as he thrust into her a bit hard. "Want to fuck her mouth?" He called out, and Luna's mouth dropped open.

Before she knew it, the man was walking over, and grabbed her by the hair, and fucking her mouth with his cock, while Harry fucked her from behind. She could only hang on- barely holding herself up as she debased herself for Harry's pleasure. It didn't take long for the man to come in her mouth- she didn't like his taste much.

She pulled away, spitting it out, breathing hard, catching her breath. Her breasts bounced as Harry pounded into her pussy.

"I'm gonna cum." He hissed- and not a moment later, he came inside her. She jolted as she felt his semen spray her insides, filling her up just like she'd wanted. The man staggered slightly away, staring at them as Harry continued to fuck her slowly, trying to make it last.

She let out a low groan, lowering her head to the ground. His cum felt so good inside her. It was dribbling down her thighs as Harry finally pulled out. She finally collapsed, legs and arms twitching. She sighed, sated and happy. She stared at the trees above her, feeling the cool ground beneath her. This was…perfect. Harry's face came into view, and he was breathing a bit heavy, still catching his breath. He looked a little worried.

"I…should have given you more warning…I didn't pull out in time-"

"Harry…" She said quietly. "It's okay. I wanted you to cum inside me." She said with a small smile.

"Is she gonna be pregnant?" The stranger asked suddenly, making Luna look to him in surprise. He was still around?

Harry looked at her consideringly. "Luna?"

"I…I don't think it's the right time of the month. But…but I'm finding I don't care at the moment. Let me worry later." She sighed, and curled into Harry's chest. "That felt really good sir." The footsteps behind them let Luna know that the man had left. She hadn't even known his name.


Hehe. Feeling all hot and bothered now? I'm sure some of you will probably be like 'that would never actually happen' or 'what the hell?' but there is a reason why I haven't continued this into a story. Anyways, if any of you can come up with any ideas to include these in a story, by all means, go ahead. Just let me know, okay?