Author's Note: This is definitely the last chapter I'll write until I return on 19th August. Keep sending those reviews and adios!
Super Smash Bros:
Return of the Subspace Emissary
Chapter 7: Porky's Revenge
In the town of Onett, everything was peaceful. In a green, lush field, three boys were playing Catch. One of them was wearing a red baseball cap, a rucksack and a blue and yellow striped shirt. Another had blond hair that curled upward and he wore a shirt like the other boy's, only red and yellow. The third one was much taller than the other two. He wore a red cap, red jacket and blue jeans. He had a rucksack on his back and on his belt were three red and white balls which are known as Pokeballs. These three kids were Ness, Lucas and the Pokemon Trainer, Red!
After the Subspace incident, Red and Lucas had become good friends and the three started hanging out. People recognised them as heroes, which Red and Lucas weren't used to. Ness, on the other hand, seemed to not be affected by it. Guess he was used to it. Little did these three know that danger was lurking round the corner.
The boys decided to take a break and sat down to have some food. "Boy, I never knew things could be so quiet" said Lucas. "Nothing big has happened for the past three months" Ness replied, "No evil villains means perfect harmony". "Still, I'd like some action though" Red said (that rhymes). "Why don't we enjoy the calm while we have it" Lucas told the others, "You never know when something may- What's with the purple spores?" The other two looked and saw a ton of purple spores descend from the sky which formed into…
"Primids!" cried Lucas. "How are they back" pondered Red. "We'll find out later" Ness said, his fingers glowing, "Right now, we've gotta fight!" The three boys charged at the army. Ness was jumping all over the place, shooting fire from his fingertips. When he found himself surrounded, he jumped in the air and shot out a green flashing object downwards. He cried "PK FLASH" and the flashing thing exploded, taking out the surrounding Primids.
Lucas was having more trouble. He wasn't as experienced with his PSI powers as Ness, but he was still giving it his all. He kicked Primids left and right. The Primids started charging at him in a single file line. This was probably because Lucas could only hit the person in front. But he wasn't dumb. He fired a bolt of electricity that went into the air, came round and hit Lucas. With a shout of "PK THUNDER!" he when charging at the line, covered with electricity, knocking into every Primid.
Red wasn't a fighter. He had Pokemon to fight for him. He took one of the balls on his belt and threw it crying "Ivysaur, GO!" Out of the ball came a little blue dinosaur looking thing on four legs with a pink unopened flower on its back. This was Ivysaur, one of three Pokemon that Red had. His others were Squirtle and Charizard. Ivysaur charged at the Primids. "Ivysaur, use Vine Whip!" Two vines came out of Ivysaur's back and started whipping at the Primids knocking them back. "OK, Ivysaur. Now use Tackle." Ivysaur began to run at a cluster of Primids before knocking them away with a grunt. That was the last of them. Red returned Ivysaur to its Pokeball before meeting up with the others.
"OK. Now that that's been taken care of," Ness said, while dusting his hands, "How are the Primids back?" "Maybe I could shed some light" a voice said. Everyone looked up to see a floating hovercraft that had a snout on it that made it look like a pig. Inside it was a short, plump boy with hair that covered his eyes. Ness and Lucas recognised him immediately. "Porky" they both said. "Yep, I'm back. How do you like my minions?" Porky said, with a sense of pride. "Don't tell me you brought them back" Ness said. "No, I don't know how they're back. But I found the perfect number for an army. They work for me now and with them, I'll take over the world!" he laughed, although his laugh sounded more like a squeal from a pig. Red was shaking his head, saying "You do realise we could easily take you out right here, right now". "True, true" Porky replied, "If it wasn't for this!" He pulled out a weird looking object. It was black with a purple circle on each side of it. It looked a lot like the mouth of a dragon. But the three recognised it immediately. It was a Dark Cannon! They were used by Tabuu to turn people into trophies. But they were designed on the Isle of the Ancients, which was destroyed. So how did Porky manage to build one? "Judging by the look on your faces, I'd say you know what I'm about to do. I'm about to get revenge! I'll start with you" Porky said, sinisterly, aiming the cannon at Lucas. He charged up and fired a black arrow straight at him. But Lucas was prepared. He simply rolled out of the way. Porky wasn't the only one surprised by this. Red and Ness looked at Lucas in awe. Porky began to get frustrated. "Stand still and die" he shouted, firing constant waves of arrows at him. But Lucas dodged every one of them. Red and Ness started cheering Lucas on. Unfortunately, that meant they were distracted. Porky, noticing this, turned round and aimed the cannon at Ness. Lucas saw this and ran as fast as he could. "Ness! Look out!" Ness turned but it was too late. Porky fired. Lucas knew Ness wouldn't make it, so he jumped in front of him and took the blow.
"LUCAS!!" Ness and Red cried. Lucas landed, only he was a trophy. Before Ness and Red could do anything, a claw came out of Porky's craft and grabbed the trophy. As he flew off, with Lucas in hand, he looked back and yelled "So long, suckers!" With that he took off. Red didn't hesitate a bit. He took another ball from his belt and called out an orange dragon which was the aforementioned Charizard. "Charizard! We've got to go and follow that…" He stopped when he realised that Charizard wasn't budging. He was in one of his "moods". "Oh, great. There's no budging him now" Red moaned, returning Charizard to the Pokeball. "We'll have to go after him on foot" Ness said, with a serious look on his face. Red nodded as they proceeded to chase him. As they ran past one of the buildings, something came out of the alleyway. It was round, pink and had huge green eyes. It also had black ears. This was the Pokemon, Jigglypuff!
This Jigglypuff was different from others. She was capable of human speech. She watched Ness and Red running in the direction Porky went and thought to herself "I wonder where they're going." She then proceeded to follow them.
Meanwhile, back in Hyrule, a ship was leaving the docks. On that ship was Zelda and a boy. He looked like Link, only shorter, bigger eyes and he looked like something out of a cartoon. He was none other than Toon Link!
In case you're wondering, it was Toon Link who dropped the bomb and saved Zelda. He explained he had caught whiff of the key wielding boy's plan and headed to Hyrule to save her. She thanked him for it and they decided to escape to open waters, where the Primids couldn't get them. They were also on the look out for any of the Super Smash Bros. They needed all the help they could get. As Toon Link steered the ship, Zelda went to her cabin and decided to rest. One thought was in the mind before she drifted to sleep, "Link. I hope you're safe".
Will Ness and Red save Lucas, how is Porky in control of the Primids and how will Zelda and Toon Link cope? Find out next time on Return of the Subspace Emissary!
