"Dad?" Gabriel stood next to his father, who was looking down at a garden on Earth. "… What's up?"
"Shh… They're just getting to know each other." God gazed fondly at Earth, and Gabriel saw two people who looked like God himself, only without immortality or celestial power.
"… What're those?"
"I call them 'humans'… Cute, aren't they? Hey, watch this." God shone a bright light on the garden, and the two people looked towards it.
"Uh, Dad?"
"Shh. Watch… Humans, you are my greatest creations, and I give you dominion over the Earth. You shall be above all the beasts of the Earth and birds of the sky and the creatures of the seas. You may eat from any tree in the garden, except the tree of the knowledge of good and Evil. I leave you to yourselves." he turned off the light, and walked away giggling. "This is gonna be so fun. I have something I can finally play with!"
"… You need help, dad."
(2 days later)
God was sitting on the throne of Heaven, scowling and slumped over. Gabriel shuffled awkwardly behind him.
"… You tried your best."
"… I told them NOT to do the thing. And what do they do? THE THING!" God slumped further into his throne, and scowled even bigger.
"… Come on, let's go blow up a few stars. That'll cheer you up."
"Nah… Hmm… Although I would like to create another black hole." and with that, they both ran off.
