Wow. I love Dagbert yet I haven't yet written about him... well that's about to change. Another request from Story Thief! Because Story Thief reviews and he/she requested this. I'll do Josh next!

Okay I do not own Dagbert Endless, Lord Grimwald, or any of Nimmo's other characters.

Dagbert's POV

My life has been less than well since I showed up in Britain.

I act fine and I do what I'm supposed to but I miss being with dad.

I don't care how evil he is, he's still my dad and I still love him.

I guess my secret would be… love. Most people I associate with are pretty much heartless as far as I can tell… Manfred… heartless… Idith… heartless… Inez… well not so much…

Okay, fine! Inez is my secret!

I love Inez!

Ever since the day I met her in the kings room, I mean the others were great but… none of them so much as Inez Branko… sure she seems a bit out of it to most but to me… to me she's beautiful, one of a kind— and no I am not excluding Idith who is NOT like Inez! They look alike from a distance but Inez has just a touch of blue in her grey eyes that Idith never had; her hair a certain shine that makes it look like strands of silk.

Inez and I meet in the ruin after homework with the excuse of checking for invaders… please… invaders?

As if there were invaders, but Manfred believes us… I think… I hope… whatever the case Inez and I chat and… well one time we… er… uh… might have… um kissed… just once… anyway, moving on!

Inez just… wow… um… I don't think I missed much… except… her laugh. Oh, my, god. Her laugh is just… I'd listen to it all day… you don't believe me? Inez can too laugh! I took her to the beach and we rented a motor boat and when I sped up or turned quickly she would laugh! I'm serious! Humph, fine don't believe me… it's your loss!

Well then… I've covered everything that I feel like mentioning… because my life is really not your business at all!

Definitely not my best if I do say so myself… but my Asa one? I think when I'm caught up on my other stories I'll make a new story about Asa and Zelda when they were younger.