A/N: Hey! Long time no see! Don't hate me… So anywho, got another great chapter for you guys! Hope you enjoy it.

Disclaimer: I no own.


Jason strolled over to Piper and Leo, panting and sweating, while wearing a big fat old Varsity jacket with the name, "Phillip" stitched on the front. Piper and Jason just stared. Jason lifted up his leg, and put it on the table, attempting to do different stretches. "Um… Jason?" Piper asked, confused, and slightly annoyed.

"Yes, my love?" Piper stood there confused for a second. My love? What is this, a teen romance novel?

"This isn't Twilight, Jason."

"You're right," he replied, "It's the morning. And what a bright and beautiful morning it is! And just in case you were wondering, I'm totally and completely cool. Cooler than ice! So cool, the icecubes are jealous!"

"How are you cool?!" Leo replied, shocked. "It's like, a trillion degrees outside." To emphasize his point, he pulled out a contraption he made, a little fan that sprays cold mist at your face as it cools you off. Jason just laughed,

"Oh Leo, poor, naïve little Leo." Leo rolled his eyes. "That was just jock talk for 'I'm more awesome than everyone in this room.' See this letterman jacket? You probably know this, but you get this jacket by being awesome."

"Why does it say Phillip on it?" Piper asked.

"Because I got this at a garage sale. That's okay though, because if I went to high school… wait… did I got to high school? I can't remember. No matter, if I went to high school I would have lettered in being awesome. Just fyi."

Piper and Leo exchanged looks. At this point in their relationship, they were beyond being surprised by Jason's bazaar identity-crisis behavior. However, because at least two weeks had past since Jason has acted… odd… Piper had been under the impression that he was done trying to be someone he totally wasn't. "So let me get this straight," She started, "You brought a letterman jacket from a guy named Phillip at a garage sale, you're wearing it even though it's 80 degrees outside, and you're running circles around the camp, just purely because you think being a 'jock' would make you cool?"

"Precisely!"

"Of course."

"I'm starting to feel a little dehydrated though…"

"Jason, how about this. You go back to your cabin, drink lots of fluid, get lots of rest, and when you're done being an idiot, you can come out here and help Leo with this boat. Got it?"

Jason issued a huge, huge, sigh. "Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine," He said, with about a trillion 'i's' Piper laughed, and got back to work.


A/N: Eh. It's short, could probably even count as a drabble, but at least you get something! Besides, all the chapters so far have been under 700 words, so that's not too crazy, right?