Nu's Patented Awkward Conversations
A Fistful of Nu
Ragna was sitting alone in the backyard tossing a tennis balls at the wall and catching them since he was bored with nothing to do.
"Man, I wish something interesting would happen...it can get really boring around here sometimes." He said to himself. Just then, Tsubaki came outside and sat next to him and started tossing with him.
"Hey, Ragna. How are you doing today? I haven't seen you since breakfast. Is everything alright?" Tsubaki asked. Ragna just sighed out of boredom and nodded his head.
"Yeah, Tsu, I am just bo-" He was cut off by a weight crashing onto his back.
"RAGNA! TSUKI! NU MISSED YOU!" Nu yelled, obviously back from wherever Rachel had sent her last. Ragna got a blank look in his eye and stood up to go inside. Nu started pouting when she saw this.
"Ragna, don't go inside yet. Nu just wanted to sit here and play with your balls with you" Nu said sweetly. Tsubaki's face turned beet red as she whispered something into a microphone that nobody seemed to notice that she was wearing.
"OUROBOROS!" was all Nu heard as a chain wrapped around her and she was flung into the sky at breakneck speed.
"NU SHALL RETURN!" She screamed into the heavens as she became the single brightest star in the sky.
END
"Honestly, that girl is going to be the death of me. I used up almost all of my power teleporting her away from us to get some peace and quiet. She always seems to find a way back somehow." Rachel said to Noel.
"She is eccentric, but I think she means well at least. She just needs to choose her words more carefully, I think. She isn't that bad." The blonde assured the vampire. Rachel did look drained after sending Nu away so many times.
"HI NOEL! HI RACHEL! GUESS WHAT!? NU WAS JUST TIED UP AND THROWN AROUND! IT WAS FUN!" Nu yelled dashing into the room. Rachel formed a vein in her head while Noel clasped her hands to her mouth with a gasp.
"Oh...wow Nu, I had no idea you were into that kind of stuff...does Ragna know?" Noel asked shyly. Nu nodded furiously while Rachel snapped her fingers.
"Of course Ragna kno-" She was cut off by someone screaming.
"OUROBOROS!"
"LOOKS LIKE NU IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN!" Nu screamed as she was hurled into the sky again. Noel rubbed her eyes as she could have sworn she saw Nu's hair change from a pure white to a deep red color. She must have been seeing things though. She held a hand to her head like she had a headache.
"I need a nap..." She said as she went to her room.
END.
Mu has been staring intently at a pile of ingredients for about half an hour without moving or touching anything. Ragna noticed this as he walked by dozens of times without her moving a muscle.
"Uh...Mu? What are you doing with that food?" Ragna asked, perplexed at the scene before him. He knew Mu didn't know how to make even a simple sandwich.
"I am trying to intimidate it into cooking itself for me." Mu said as she stared daggers at the pile of food. Ragna fell over clearly wondering how this girl even functioned enough for everyday life.
"Mu...you know what? Nevermind. I am going to bed." Ragna said as he walked away. Mu continued to stare and didn't notice her sister, Nu come up behind her
"SIS! You can nibble on Nu's Cherry-topped mounds of sweetness. Nu knows for a fact they are very soft and delic-" Nu was cut off by Mu turning around slowly with a dark look in her eye.
"A thousand years of death be wished upon you and your words of inappropriate pastimes." Mu said while waving her hand around Nu's head.
"OUROBOROS!"
A chain flew out from the fridge and grabbed Mu and pulled her inside. The fridge door closed and rocked back and forth with Mu screaming for a minute...then all fell silent.
"Hmm...that was weird. Nu is hungry..." She said as she grabbed a twinkie from the pile of food and enjoyed the snack.
END
Nu was walking around in circles in the living room by herself. She was bored and had nothing to do.
"Nu is so boooored...why won't anybody play with Nu today?" She asked herself. She sat down on the couch and placed her chin in her hands and gave a loud huff.
"Nu knows. She will go ask if she can-"
"OUROBOROS!" Was what she heard as she was flung through the roof.
"NU HASN'T EVEN SAID ANYTHING YEEEETTTTTT!" She screamed as she flew at Mach 1 into the stratosphere.
"Good...keep it that way...HAHAHAHA!" A crazy voice laughed from underneath the cushions on the couch. If you looked closely, you could see a pair of snake-like eyes looking out from beneath them.
END
Ragna was sleeping soundly on the couch while Rachel was watching a movie. She was slightly annoyed that he fell asleep since she really wanted him to keep her company while the movie was playing, but she guessed it was fine since he was at least in the room.
"I am thirsty. I shall fetch myself a drink. She said as she stood up. As she got off the couch, Nu bounded out from inside the couch, scaring Ragna out of his sleep and he clung to the ceiling like a cat on steroids...in other words...Taokaka.
"LOOK! LOOK! NU WAS FINALLY ABLE TO GET RAGNA UP AFTER ALL THIS TI-" She went wide eyed when she saw Rachel standing there with her fingers in the snap-ready position.
"Girl, I am not even going to let you finish that disgusting sentence." Rachel said as she snapped her fingers. Nu was prepared for this, however, and her eyes glinted when she saw the chain coming at her.
"OUROBOROS!"
"NU WON'T LOSE THIS TIME!" She said as she jumped out of the way. Rachel was now the one being sent flying into the air.
"NU WINS!" She screamed raising a fist in the air. She suddenly felt a thump on her head as a lump the size of a baseball grew and her eyes went blank with swirls. A single apple fell down at her feet.
"Thought I was done with these, eh? Don't count on it people." Ragna said chuckling to himself as he hopped down from the ceiling. He walked away from the unconscious Nu satisfied he was able to do that one more time before the day was done.
"Nu...wins...arhghrhahghrah" Nu said in her sleep through a pool of drool forming at the base of her mouth.
END
AUTHORS NOTES- Finally got around to writing another chapter of this. Let me know what you guys think of it and don't forget to read my other stories and please R&R. I love reading everyone's reviews and they help me think of more things to write. I love you guys and I hope you guys enjoy this and my other stories.
-Echoesofmercy
